The number before 1. What is your full name? Phishez J Rule. Not really but im not putting my freaking name on the blogosphere
1. Nicknames? Phish, Steph, Stephocles, Stephanality, Stephski, Insane One
2. B-day: 28/07/1983
3. Age: 22
4. Sex: I wish
5. Social Security: Insert credit card # here
6. Where do you live: In a house in Sydney
7. What school do you attend?: I remember the days of studying... no, wait... no I don't
8. Siblings and their ages? Brad 27 (I think), Jana 24
9. Pets: Are life. Currently with 2 kitties, and 3 crabs. And looking at getting a dog from work
10. Zodiac Sign: Leo
11. Righty or Lefty: Righty
12. Hair color: "real fake" red
13. Eye color: currently appears moss green, but actually hazel
14. Height: 165cm
15. Do u wear contacts or glasses? : Its more fun to poke myself in the eye when its beneficial
16. Do you have any piercings?: Nose, and three in each ear
17. You want more?: yes. but not where they can be seen
18. Do you have a tattoo?: A tattoo, no. I have two
19. If so what and where, if not where would you get it?: Unicorn (Altor) on left soulderblade, pegasus, (Indi) on right
20. Do you wear any rings?: when I'm not working. Kinda pointless wearing rings under gloves, and its an OHS wearing jewellery around animals
21. Do you have a certain fashion you follow?: I like red.
22. How are you today?: Kinda bloaty.
23. What pants are you wearing right now?: Jeans
25. What shirt are you wearing right now?: My hall Jersey from College
26. What underwear are you wearing right now?: You're supposed to wear underwear?
27. What does your hair look like at the moment? Frizzy
28. What song are u listening to right now?: Garth Brooks - Shes every woman
29. What was the last thing u ate ?: nachos = bloaty
30. How is the weather right now?: Dark. Nighttime
31. Last person you talked to on the phone: Kylie
2. Last Dream you can remember : I don't think I've had any dreams of interest of late. I can vaguely remember one about SR not that long ago.
33. Who are you talking to right now?: The voices
34. What time is it?: 8:12:PM
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Holy shit! What else do you want to bloody know!
35. What are the last four digits of your phone number?:2283
36. If u were a crayon, what color would u want to be? I don’t want to be a crayon. I want to be paint
37. Do u like the person who sent this to you? Nope. I love him to BITS
39. How do you eat an Oreo? I like to lick
40. What makes you happy? Chocolate, animals, sex. though not all at once. that would be kinda disturbing
41. What the next c.d you plan to buy? Matchbox20 or Ron Thomas. I don't usually buy CDS
42. What religion/denomination are you? Catholic - If I'm going to hell I'm taking you with me!
43. What's the best advice ever given to you? Abstain from beans
44. Have u ever won any special awards? Some academic stuff. I mean, not to toot my own horn, but i'm pretty smart. Oh, and I did win the 'hairstyle award' at my year 12 formal. Cuz I kinda shaved my head for charity and dyed it all pretty colours as it regrew
45. What are your future goals? Live life to the fullest each day
46. Do u like to dance? Yes. I do latin dancing and also the publically sponsored epileptic fit at PJs on a Friday night
48. What's the stupidest thing u ever done? Clinton
49. What's your favorite memory: WTF!?! who can honestly answer that!
50. If u could change 1 thing bout yourself what would it be? The pimples on my butt. Hey you asked!
51. Where do you shop the most? adultshop.com
52. How many kids do you want to have? ZERO
55. Do you do drugs? Alcomohol
56. Do you drink? Alcomohol
57. What kind of shampoo and conditioner do you use?: The kind that goes in hair
58. What sport do you hate the most?: checkers
59. What are you most scared of? spiders and ebola
61. Do you have your own phone? Yes
62. Phone lines? Only for broadband and phone calls
63. Do you ever sleep with stuffed animals?: yep. they dont complain that i snore and have cold feet
64. Have you ever broken/sprained/fractured a bone? broke a toe and a wrist
65. Who do you dream about? I seem to feature a fair bit in my dreams
66. Who do you tell your dreams to? My imaginary hiery lion friend
67. Who are the loudest friends you have? I'm everybody elses loud friend
68. Who's the quietest friend? my imaginary hiery lion friend
69. Is cheerleading a sport? guys would say yes. i say who cares
70. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? If you suck hard enough licking is not necessary
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72. Do you believe in Love? Yes. but im not sure about the whole 'in love' thing
73. Do you have a girlfriend or boyfriend? Its complicated, but my imaginary heiry lion friend is always good company
74. Do you have a crush?: Not at the moment
76. Did you send this to your crush?: no. BTW where did 75 go?
77. Do you believe in Love at first sight? I beleive in lust at first sight
78. Where would you like to go on your honeymoon? Location is unimportant
79. What song do you want played at your wedding? Not getting married so who cares
80. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? General attitude
81. Longest crush: 5 years - best mates
82. Who do u want to spend the rest of your life with? my personalities and my heiry lion firned. he'll never leave me. I own his ass
83. Do you find yourself attractive? heiry lion freind does. so nobody else matters
84. Do you find yourself ugly? No
85. Do others find you attractive? I think so but I'm not actually sure why
86. Are you a virgin?: can I say yes here?
*****ON GUYS FOR GIRLS TO FILL OUT (for girls only)*****
89. Boxers or briefs: none
91. Curly or straight hair?: waxed, or shaved. im not that fussy. i hate hair in my mouth
92. Tall or short: tall
93. Six pack or muscular arms: arms
94. Good or bad guys: neither. good guys are boring, bad guys break your heart. i want a naughty boy
95. Hat or no hat: who cares
96. Ears pierced or not: depends on the guy
97. Tan or no tan: omo bright-white hurts my eyes
98. Totally shy, or octopus arms: somewhere in between
99. Stubble or neatly shaven: both
100. Rugged or sporty: rugged
101. Studly or cutie: cutie, but not baby faced
102. Accent or not: who cares about all this shit if he's good with his tongue!!!
103. Glasses?: prob not. i dont like to wear my glassies when im gonna get laid. i always put my contacts in ("hang on honey, I've got to poke myself in the eye!")
104. Smart or dumb: smart. absolutely smart
105. What sport should he play?: not checkers
106. Dependent (whipped) or independent. independant
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108. Painted nails or not:
109. Regular or sports bra:
111. Cute n' mysterious or wild n' sexy:
113. Dark or blonde hair:
114. Long or short hair:
115. Curly or straight hair:
116. Dark, light, or crazy cool eyes:
117. Long or short nails:
118. Hat or no hat:
119. Good or bad girl:
120. Hair up or down:
121. Jewelry or none:
122. Tall or short:
124. Accent or no accent?
125. Pants or dress:
126. Tan or fair:
128. Pretty indoor chick or crazy party chick:
129. Freckles or none:
130. Shy or outgoing:
131. Funny or always cool:
132. Talkative or shy:
SEE THE GUYS QUESTIONS WERE JUST AS LAME!!!!
****Pick One: THIS OR THAT***********
33. Lights on/off: ei like to see
134. sun or rain?: i like to jump in puddles
135. Mickey D's (McDonalds) or BK (Burger King)?: Salads
136. Do u like scary or happy movies better?: this thing is toooooo long
137. Backstreet Boys or NSYNC: hmm. how many bullets can I have?
138. On the phone or in person?: via text
139. Paper or plastic?: paper
140. Sausage or pepperoni?: pepperoni
141. Summer or winter? Spring and Autumn
142. Hugs or kisses?: they're both good when you can't breathe after
143. Milk, Dark or White Chocolate? Dark
144. Root Beer or Dr. Pepper: Sex
145. Glass half full or half empty?: there is clearly an excess of glass there
146. CD or Tape? MP3!!!!
147. Dogs or Cats? Close call.
149. Mud or Jell-O wrestling: mud. so much more fun
150. Vanilla or Chocolate: chocolate
151. Skiing or Boarding: skiing. i have shit weak ankles.
152. Day or night: anytime but morning
153. Cake or pie: cake
155. Diamond or pearl: diamonds, they cause bigger bruises
156. Sunset or sunrise: sunset = time to PARTAY. sunrise = time to go to bed.
157. Color? Red, or purple
158. Food: lasagne, chocolate, carrots
159. Fast Food: Subway
160. Candy: Chicko's
161. Beverage: pina colada
162. Ice Cream Flavor: mango, or lemon
163. Sport: anything but checkers
163. Animal: To tough to call
164. Fave type of music? Depends on my mood. I'm quite eclectic
165. Radio Station?: Nova or 2Day (FYI - the new announcer on 2Day in Sydney used to do my breakfast radio station when I was in High School)
166. Song? I could never pick that
167. Group: Matchbox 20
168. Number: 3
169. Fav. Actor or Actress? Orlando Bloom and Sandra Bullock
170. Fav. day of the year? Today. And tomorrow, the answer will be the same
171. Fav. month? August/September, for the weather
172. TV show? Scrubs, House
173. Store? Pet shops
174. Scent: Puppies. And failing that, the smell a guy leaves on your pillows after he's sppent the night
175. Board Game? Monopoly
176. Will this thing EVER end? It doesnt feel like it. Heiry Lion Friend says yes
177. Saying? (to be written on your mirror) “eagles may soar, bit weasels don't get sucked into jet engines”
178. Loved someone so much it made you cry? Yes. Love sucks
179. Drank? no. I'm sweet and innocent.
181. Ever gotten dumped?: Nope. I tend to move interstate to facilitate a break up
182. Broke the law? *Oh whats that god? I'm going to hell?!? Make it a fast one*
183. Ran from the cops?: who the fuck thinks up these questions?
185. Stole something? these are getting seriously lame bu now
186. Tried to kill yourself? yes.
187. Made yourself throw up? I'm a stress vomiter
189. Made yourself cry to get out of trouble? Flirting works so much better
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THANK FUCK FOR THAT!!!!
190. Do you like filling these out: normally yes, but this one is quite lame, and not at all interesting
191. How many people are u sending this to? The entire world
192. Do u want your friends to write back? Yes and no. Yes if they're bored and/or looking for an excuse to kill themselves, no if they're bored and/or looking for an excuse to kill themselves
193. Who is least likely to respond?: hopefully everybody
194. Who is most likely to respond?: I was put here by a mate of mine and calssed as a 'loyal email spammer'
195. what song you listenin to now: Without you, dixie chicks