tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post2013794125381340835..comments2023-10-26T00:13:23.862+11:00Comments on Depression can eat my fat arse: phishezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03328265950758191175noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-34521270400190668412007-12-04T14:34:00.000+11:002007-12-04T14:34:00.000+11:00Hi Phish. I certainly did finish, both of us did. ...Hi Phish. I certainly did finish, both of us did. She just climbed on top and bounced up and down until we got what we wanted. Not going to let a little pain keep me from finishing the job, for both of us ;) Wouldn't want to disappoint, you know...CityGuyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15234019468238800611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-76074551223771125352007-12-01T00:52:00.000+11:002007-12-01T00:52:00.000+11:00Well, it was dark; we were drunk; and I was still ...Well, it was dark; we were drunk; and I was still new at the whole thing.Effortlessly Averagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17489062294151051942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-14103446111012253832007-12-01T00:42:00.000+11:002007-12-01T00:42:00.000+11:00I once stood in a tin of paint during sex... but i...I once stood in a tin of paint during sex... but it didnt hurt, it was just silly and messy...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-15992645548816321552007-11-30T17:43:00.000+11:002007-11-30T17:43:00.000+11:00EA - how do you make that mistake? It feels and sm...EA - how do you make that mistake? It feels and smells completely different!<BR/><BR/>Ms Puddin - yes, its fine now, thankyou.<BR/><BR/>Sumi - but its so worth it!<BR/><BR/>EK - how did you explain that to the dentist?<BR/><BR/>Eric - oooh. After an injury like that, I have to ask - did you finish?<BR/><BR/>Smack - yep<BR/><BR/>Honk - oooh. Ouch.phishezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03328265950758191175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-71565675018822207032007-11-30T03:16:00.000+11:002007-11-30T03:16:00.000+11:00I think penis sounds funnier than vagina. vagina s...I think penis sounds funnier than vagina. vagina sounds like the name of a food or something.<BR/>'Yes I would like to have a vagina sandwich please, and can I have the cheese on the side?'<BR/>My worste sex injury was cock burn. It was just one of those days it just did not want to go down...and no I have never used viagra. And after 3 sessions back to back I looked down to see what looked like a rug burn on the throttle shaft of fun. I was out of commision for a week lol.honkeiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03517190745892738872noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-79273834498994263422007-11-30T00:17:00.000+11:002007-11-30T00:17:00.000+11:00OH god, EKs injury is hilarious......................OH god, EKs injury is hilarious................... absolutely fucking hilarious.Ms Smackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02921397003809292438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-29977953633057870802007-11-28T14:05:00.000+11:002007-11-28T14:05:00.000+11:00Hi Phish. It's city_guyy (Eric). Can't remember my...Hi Phish. It's city_guyy (Eric). Can't remember my damn password.<BR/><BR/>I have to say Phish, I have been fortunate enough to avoid the dreaded armpit sex injury. How is it healing? Nicely I hope.<BR/><BR/>As for me, I think there's probably two I've experienced in my time. The first is the occasional cramp in my foot or calf which comes from straining those parts of my body during orgasm. The second, and perhaps more unique, was the sprained ankle I got while having sex. I was holding the girl up by the butt while leaning against a wall, and amid the bouncing one of my feet slipped from underneath me, and when I tried to regain my balance we both came down on my twisted ankle. Swollen, bruised and limping, I told the doctor I sprained it playing soccer...ah, yeah, that's it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-8029167020474472512007-11-28T10:54:00.000+11:002007-11-28T10:54:00.000+11:00Chipped tooth.From demonstrating to my girlfriend ...Chipped tooth.<BR/><BR/>From demonstrating to my girlfriend how I wanted a blow job done.<BR/><BR/>I was using her dildo to do it - should've switched it off first.Electro-Kevinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18073103431166273080noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-83190305893438622382007-11-28T06:46:00.000+11:002007-11-28T06:46:00.000+11:00jaw pain... from giving "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY...jaw pain... from giving "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OHHHHHHHH" blow jobs to my boyfriend..https://www.blogger.com/profile/14478375749306161456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-53230207036993980102007-11-27T18:03:00.000+11:002007-11-27T18:03:00.000+11:00crackin' up...thanks for the diagram. Hope your v...crackin' up...thanks for the diagram. Hope your vag- I mean armpit? feels better...MsFreshBananaPuddinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05890007816284521647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-46783102293392230002007-11-27T06:22:00.000+11:002007-11-27T06:22:00.000+11:00My worst sex injury... hmmm... that would be when,...My worst sex injury... hmmm... that would be when, in haste and in the dark, I mistakened the toothpaste for a tube of lubricant. Never do this people. Although, in retrospect, both my penis and her, uh, back door, were minty fresh!Effortlessly Averagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17489062294151051942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-16391896136177774692007-11-26T17:36:00.000+11:002007-11-26T17:36:00.000+11:00Rups - um, you win.Betty - the quiet life sounds b...Rups - um, you win.<BR/><BR/>Betty - the quiet life sounds boring.<BR/><BR/>Mutley - it counts of you were having sex at the time.<BR/><BR/>T - I salute you!<BR/><BR/>SZJ - haha. Vagitarian. Love it!<BR/><BR/>Nick - that makes you pure. What are you doing on a blog like this?<BR/><BR/>Itelli - um. That joke went over my head.<BR/><BR/>Jali - wish someone would dine on my vagina.<BR/><BR/>Steph - jeez, you'd keep touching it just to see if you could feel anything.<BR/><BR/>Tyler - I've never had come in my eye. I've heard its bloody painful. <BR/><BR/>Prof - I didn't tell.<BR/><BR/>Raffi - did you think to stop her?<BR/><BR/>Desi - I've answered it in today's post.<BR/><BR/>Pie - yep. I give good anatomy lessons don't I?<BR/><BR/>Scorpy - yeah, the arms are always hanging out.<BR/><BR/>Princess - lol. <I>I got my squish on</I>. Thats almost as good as Spiky's vagitarian.<BR/><BR/>Smack - they sound like fun injuries.<BR/><BR/>Steve - Ouch. OUCH <B>OUCH!!!</B><BR/><BR/>Fingers - you gotta watch those cat bites.phishezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03328265950758191175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-12560461449057233182007-11-26T14:43:00.000+11:002007-11-26T14:43:00.000+11:00I got two broken legs when Kitty's husband came ho...I got two broken legs when Kitty's husband came home from work unexpectedly, saw us fucking on the granite kitchen benchtop, then drove his 4WD through the sliding glass door and pinned me to the wall...<BR/><BR/>Then again, my cat bit Kitty a few months ago, so we're even...fingershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12454337173248849766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-68223967213090093682007-11-26T05:21:00.000+11:002007-11-26T05:21:00.000+11:00I had a sex injury involving her sitting on the en...I had a sex injury involving her sitting on the end of my penis with her taint and bending it. God, that hurt!Memphishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01636056194130886380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-83571787408013242292007-11-26T00:06:00.000+11:002007-11-26T00:06:00.000+11:00I think the worst for me is kidney pain, or rib pa...I think the worst for me is kidney pain, or rib pain from a mother-fucker of a penis........ and of course pash rash that resulted in him nicknaming me Rudolph cos my nose for some reason was red raw, skin-free.<BR/><BR/>He was THAT good of a kisser, I couldn't stop.Ms Smackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02921397003809292438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-61609138929625328922007-11-25T21:14:00.000+11:002007-11-25T21:14:00.000+11:00Sorry....that was my evil twin Princess causing pr...Sorry....that was my evil twin Princess causing problems again...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-45679513217611312682007-11-25T21:13:00.000+11:002007-11-25T21:13:00.000+11:00i was going to tell you about the time my girlfrie...i was going to tell you about the time my girlfriend was fingering me and her nails were quite long and she cut me inside, it hurt like a mofo and there was blood and I went to the hospital cause my va-jay-jay is that important and the doctor laughed at me while trying to hide his massive boner over the fact that a girl did it.<BR/><BR/>I was going to tell you that but then I read about Steph having a clit rubbing frenzy and I got my squish on and had to sort it out and now I'm back. <BR/><BR/>The end.<BR/><BR/>P.S. Yes this is Shrinking Kitty...but I'm updating my smutty filth blog at the moment so I'm Princess today. It's all tiara's and tantrums here at my McPalace in Bogan Land my byatches.Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09320507189903852769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-58416234210687015182007-11-25T17:19:00.000+11:002007-11-25T17:19:00.000+11:00PS: Uou should eat more, you look very skinny in t...PS: Uou should eat more, you look very skinny in the photo and I think your underarms hurt because your boobs are stuck underneath them :)Scorpyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08203322219391097955noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-79116603948322270322007-11-25T17:18:00.000+11:002007-11-25T17:18:00.000+11:00I hate it when someone says "HE has acute angina" ...I hate it when someone says <I>"HE has acute angina" </I> it is a quick double take, a sly snicker and then a respectable cough to cover the Faux Pas ;)Scorpyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08203322219391097955noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-90337278005796287752007-11-25T06:19:00.000+11:002007-11-25T06:19:00.000+11:00Wait, the vagina is down there?!Wait, the vagina is down there?!Piehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14517539995046232658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-26651934254348621812007-11-25T05:38:00.000+11:002007-11-25T05:38:00.000+11:00What position causes armpit strain?What position causes armpit strain?Woman Analyzerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03282590705686802684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-75352638037457258942007-11-25T05:17:00.000+11:002007-11-25T05:17:00.000+11:00all i have to say is beware of the infamous tooth-...all i have to say is beware of the infamous tooth-scraping blowjob giver... she tore my penis apart with them teethraffihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04843220599568904061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-16510615431023347832007-11-25T03:00:00.000+11:002007-11-25T03:00:00.000+11:00How did you get the armpit sex injury? did I miss ...How did you get the armpit sex injury? did I miss that?Greyhound Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05001314301509526815noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-92137143277223002862007-11-24T15:09:00.000+11:002007-11-24T15:09:00.000+11:00hehehe. thought that was your promised boobie pic...hehehe. thought that was your promised boobie picture for a sec there.Mizanthrophttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12278182981352967998noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-8348714373303792007-11-24T14:33:00.000+11:002007-11-24T14:33:00.000+11:00My clit went numb one time when I was having a mas...My clit went numb one time when I was having a masturbation frenzy. It was quite scary for a while there.Stephhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09486157834509821905noreply@blogger.com