tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post3571401977589533499..comments2023-10-26T00:13:23.862+11:00Comments on Depression can eat my fat arse: The First Kissphishezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03328265950758191175noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-36898160337482775302007-08-13T14:17:00.001+10:002007-08-13T14:17:00.001+10:00This comment has been removed by the author.phishezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03328265950758191175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-40188537703416639622007-08-13T14:17:00.000+10:002007-08-13T14:17:00.000+10:00Betty - oh, that sucks. Its never any good unless ...Betty - oh, that sucks. Its never any good unless you're relaxed. You might have been better off chasing glenn.<BR/><BR/>Helen - I've never had one of those. But I bet there were sparks flying like no tomorrow.<BR/><BR/>Scorpy - I'll have to go check it out.<BR/><BR/>Miss Smack - thats just so wrong. <BR/><BR/>Josh - thanks. I try hard.phishezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03328265950758191175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-50224940780131152492007-08-13T11:43:00.000+10:002007-08-13T11:43:00.000+10:00Love your description of the totality of a kiss.Love your description of the totality of a kiss.Joshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11593919501489083378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-87919918625890916282007-08-12T13:06:00.000+10:002007-08-12T13:06:00.000+10:00hmmm I have shared some kisses with a guy in Melbo...hmmm I have shared some kisses with a guy in Melbourne that made my legs wobble and stop me breathing... <BR/><BR/>Worse... a guy that pursed his lips like a cats bum and touched mine with his. Seriously, like your nanna at christmas.Ms Smackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02921397003809292438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-15430984502013846062007-08-11T12:05:00.000+10:002007-08-11T12:05:00.000+10:00I wrote all about A KISS a while back. The first ...I wrote all about A KISS a while back. The first is always the enduring one..(Its in my sidebar)Scorpyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08203322219391097955noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-64441795026678089632007-08-09T22:49:00.000+10:002007-08-09T22:49:00.000+10:00Hey Phish, love the avatar. My two best kisses (w...Hey Phish, love the avatar. My two best kisses (with two different guys and the kisses were 8 years apart) both happened when I was talking with the guy, and somehow by some cosmic understanding we both just leaned into each other and a phenomenal kiss. You're right, though that first one with someone is like fire and ice.Helenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02424903260701425603noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-23235151116260788572007-08-09T22:48:00.000+10:002007-08-09T22:48:00.000+10:00Phishez - I went home in the taxi that night and c...Phishez - I went home in the taxi that night and cursed all the way home and the next day. WHY? WHY? WHy must I try and act so virginal?!<BR/><BR/>But on the second night, I saw him at the same place. We cuddled straight away and I said to him, "you know, I've been kicking myself all day thinking we should have stayed together last night."<BR/>He took the drink out of my hand, grabbed my bag off the table and said, "Well. Let's go then!"<BR/>And off we went. We got to his room and boom! You know in the movies how you see the guy and girl kissing like crazy people while trying to strip each other's clothes off? Well I had that. In my life, if I never get that way with a man again. I had that one time, and I'm hanging onto it. Good memory!<BR/>Unfortunately, I was a dud root. I mean really. he was my second bit of sex. Literally. Prior to him, I"d slept with one Army Officer (well, it was Canberra you know) and that was a one nighter. I lost my virginity to that dude. I was almost 20 and thought if I didn't do it NOW I was never going to loose it and I so much wanted to be let into the secret sex club at my work and not be the goody two shoes. <BR/>ANYHOO - so once we got onto the bed, I wasn't so good. I was freaking out about my breasts. Where did they go? WHere they too big? I was unsure what the girl actually did. I'm sure he thought I was boring. But he was nice and the next morning he was sweet but happpy to say "See you, have a lovely life and thanks for a great night."<BR/><BR/>BWWWAAAAAHHHHHHHHH.....and there was the best kisser of my entire life. And you want to know a crazy story? I knew he was off to Perth - I knew his first name, and that he was in the infantry and he was going to Perth.<BR/>My goal for the next 12 months was to move to Perth and 'find him'. That was my one goal in life for the whole year. And then I turned 21 and a month later I met a man FROM PERTH, who was not army, but navy, and I followed HIM to Perth. I used to walk around the city and wish I would find Glenn instead. But after a while, I forgot about chasing silly one night stand dreams, and married Nevin.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-87416669564145656432007-08-09T21:34:00.000+10:002007-08-09T21:34:00.000+10:00Pie - and the moon rise too.Mutley - you must beha...Pie - and the moon rise too.<BR/><BR/>Mutley - you must behave or you get no treats.<BR/><BR/>Betty - Did you still go back anyway?<BR/><BR/>Stacy - did you get his number?<BR/><BR/>Josh - Sounds like a fantastic kiss. Keeps you level and lets you know the break up wasn't disastrous.<BR/><BR/>MissE - I think we've all had the slobbery kiss.<BR/><BR/>Uber - wow. I didn't know that either<BR/><BR/>Honk - I think if someone needs to improve their sexin, you can offer tips. You can't do that with kissing.<BR/><BR/>Steve - yeah, that was my attitude the first time it happened.<BR/><BR/>Emme - you know, its the same with humans<BR/><BR/>T-dude - ahhh, fond memories<BR/><BR/>Princess - that was like tongue stickey-outey guy. <BR/><BR/>Ingsoc - Bwah ha. I can imagine.<BR/><BR/>Uber - start one up.<BR/><BR/>Nick - kissing changes all relationships.<BR/><BR/>Neal - obviously you've never met a bad kisser. Lucky you<BR/><BR/>SZJ - That sounds like one hothot kiss. And that guy sounds seriously creepy.<BR/><BR/>Fingers - no. Kissing and jamming fingers in jaxies are different. Unless you're kissing the jaxie.<BR/><BR/>Michael - you're still to meet the one to give you earth shattering kisses I take it.<BR/><BR/>Anastasia - I love me some soft kisses. Especially when they evolve.phishezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03328265950758191175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-75233467270035325532007-08-09T19:33:00.000+10:002007-08-09T19:33:00.000+10:00Kissing is the alpha and omega of everything intim...Kissing is the alpha and omega of everything intimate. It's the prime indicator of sexual potential or sexual fit between people.<BR/><BR/>The best ever one for me, took place shortly after 30. Sure enough, prior to that I kissed plenty of men, but the kiss that actually melted time was quite unexpected or unanticipated. It began softly at first, and evolved into something else. It wasn't 'weak at the knees', more like my ligaments turned to jelly.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-77075626896266819122007-08-09T13:01:00.000+10:002007-08-09T13:01:00.000+10:00Is it bad that I can't remember my favorite kiss? ...Is it bad that I can't remember my favorite kiss? I'm thinking it must be.<BR/><BR/>I have been kissed off plenty of times though...Michael Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18007864829010402376noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-78350749079175029262007-08-09T11:01:00.000+10:002007-08-09T11:01:00.000+10:00Does the excellence of the kiss affect the number ...Does the excellence of the kiss affect the number of fingers you can try to cram in her snatch at the same time...fingershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12454337173248849766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-56901846471355018622007-08-09T09:57:00.000+10:002007-08-09T09:57:00.000+10:00She was in my Phys-Ed class. I first saw her when ...She was in my Phys-Ed class. I first saw her when the teacher moved to the left and she was sitting on the bench behind, leaning in...her eys caught mine. <BR/><BR/>How very beautiful she was, blue eyes, and a very cute figure.<BR/>She looked some-what like Jody Foster, but more beautiful. Maybe it was the mannerisms and the way she spoke. She blinked then smiled. <BR/><BR/>We spoke manny times and we became friends. We showered together...it was gym class after all. Lucky me. Damn, she was hot. Hey...I saw her checking me out too, so it wasn't all me.<BR/><BR/>This one Friday on our way to 6th period art class, she walked with me around the gym towards the back. It was a short cut to our classes. She stopped, dropped her books and pushed me up against the wall. I was at surprised at first. Her breathing seemed labored but her eyes said more...she closed her eyes as her face came closer to mine. Her lips touched mine and I was hers. My eyes closed as well...the kiss deepened as her hands lay on my hips, gently pulling me to her. I wrapped my arms around her neck and deepened the kiss further. I had never been kissed like that. A kiss never meant so much to me. A kiss never made me feel like time had stopped. A kiss never made me want to tear off my clothes. Her name was Terry and I loved her very much. Sometimes friends see my photos and when they get to pictures of us, they say. "I didn't know you knew Jody Foster." I smile and I remember that kiss. I can touch my lips with my finger and still feel it. <BR/><BR/>My worst ever was this date I was on...he was trying to strangle me by putting his tongue down my throat while putting one hand up my skirt and the other roamed from bobb to boob. Dude...back off. His breath smelled like garlic and cigarettes. It was a rather short interlude.<BR/>Later Phish...you rock.Spiky Zora Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09283587481327552086noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-72877573665922426032007-08-09T08:56:00.000+10:002007-08-09T08:56:00.000+10:00Any non-drunk kissing is good kissing. Some of th...Any non-drunk kissing is good kissing. Some of the drunk kissing is alright too.Nealhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14436689817672086899noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-29633461231734242472007-08-09T08:39:00.000+10:002007-08-09T08:39:00.000+10:00The best kiss I can remember was a totally unexpec...The best kiss I can remember was a totally unexpected one initiated by a friend who had repeatedly told me she wanted only a platonic relationship. That kiss changed everything—for the better.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16939152657551690867noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-31963026229787106282007-08-09T05:40:00.000+10:002007-08-09T05:40:00.000+10:00We need a net perv award!We need a net perv award!UBERMOUTHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428848028109037855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-63899213900524674022007-08-09T05:27:00.000+10:002007-08-09T05:27:00.000+10:00OK.I had an ex once who was very kissy kissy.Once ...OK.<BR/>I had an ex once who was very kissy kissy.<BR/>Once in a pub she bent forward to kiss me and I did.<BR/>While we were kissing, a very attractive girl came past and caught me eye.<BR/>My eyes were following her, as me girlfriend opened her eyes.<BR/>It was hard to explain.Crushedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02479751225625007588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-69757422379775866252007-08-09T03:44:00.000+10:002007-08-09T03:44:00.000+10:00My worst kiss would be my first one ever- I was 11...My worst kiss would be my first one ever- I was 11 and it was playing spin the bottle. I did NOT like the guy, and we landed on each other twice. Ugh.<BR/><BR/>I used to have a bf who would shove his tongue as far down my throat as possible just to be obnoxious. It wasn't his regular style, he just thought it was funny. Really. Not.Princess of the Universehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15795441683354185317noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-86337750881611977072007-08-09T03:26:00.000+10:002007-08-09T03:26:00.000+10:00I was standing with her on the mall in Washington ...I was standing with her on the mall in Washington DC with the sun setting behind the Lincoln Memorial and we both knew the moment had finally come. When our lips slowly touched and slightly parted we both knew that the moment held a little piece of perfection.The T-Dudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11164811709611677263noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-66817285525638879322007-08-09T02:55:00.000+10:002007-08-09T02:55:00.000+10:00we can not kiss mouth to mouth because of the toxi...we can not kiss mouth to mouth because of the toxic bacteria factor, but when zoibla ans i mated, mucus covered our rumps in a most satisfactorty manner.emmenemmanastahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11882508850732365445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-85499796405697697032007-08-09T02:25:00.000+10:002007-08-09T02:25:00.000+10:00He wanted you to suck his tongue?! WTF?He wanted you to suck his tongue?! WTF?Memphishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01636056194130886380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-36098896596985890082007-08-09T01:09:00.000+10:002007-08-09T01:09:00.000+10:00All relationships start out great with that fist k...All relationships start out great with that fist kiss. But a bad kisser can kill even the best of moments. <BR/>My worst kisser would have to have been this EMT chic I dated some years back. She thought moving her tongue around as fast as she could was the way to go. It was werid and I did not have the heart to tell her. LOLhonkeiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03517190745892738872noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-82072609469673397842007-08-09T00:17:00.000+10:002007-08-09T00:17:00.000+10:00I pulled a then new boyfriend( hadn't done the dee...I pulled a then new boyfriend( hadn't done the deed yet) on top of me on the couch where I was lounging, in a playful moment.He had the fattest, thickesst lips a white boy could have, and within seconds of kissing I had an orgasm. Until that moment I didn't know a woman could have an orgasm from kissng alone.<BR/>I never told him- what a bitch eh?:)<BR/>Love that picture Phish!UBERMOUTHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428848028109037855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-48415668612808752492007-08-08T22:54:00.000+10:002007-08-08T22:54:00.000+10:00Second worst kiss ever - A. It was like being slob...Second worst kiss ever - <B>A</B>. It was like being slobbered on by a dog.<BR/><BR/>The worst was also my very first and it was an assault. One that has taken a long time to get past.MissEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10847576154892083814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-66644502740824725052007-08-08T22:37:00.000+10:002007-08-08T22:37:00.000+10:00Phish, you nailed that subject. Kissing is indeed...Phish, you nailed that subject. Kissing is indeed every bit as special as you say.<BR/><BR/>Interestingly my most special kiss was a final kiss. I was young and impressionable and had had a challenging relationship with a girl that was on again off again.<BR/><BR/>Eventually I had to walk away. One of those self preservation, walk away, can't ever see you again moments. The worst kind.<BR/><BR/>After a long night of explaining why it had to end it was time to say goodbye. <BR/><BR/>The kiss was short, in some ways not more than three little pecks on the lips but it hit all the right spots. The sort of kiss that rocks you back on your heels.<BR/><BR/>It summed up everything we had been and all that could have been. My heart still skips remembering it.Joshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15212665906591126286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13068669.post-29175073804522872502007-08-08T22:10:00.000+10:002007-08-08T22:10:00.000+10:00(I popped over from Memphis Steve's blog...:)God.....(I popped over from Memphis Steve's blog...:)<BR/><BR/>God...a good kiss can make your knees turn to pudding, can't it?<BR/><BR/>I love my husband...and I love the way he kisses...but the very very best kiss I ever got was when I was about 18 and at a party one night. There was this very sexy guy there and we kept giving each other "the eye" and "the smile" all night long but never spoke to each other. I had come to the party with my girlfriends so when they decided to leave, I had to leave with them. I was bummed because "sexy guy" and I had never even spoken to each other and as I made my way out the door, I was grabbed by the shoulder, spun around and sexy guy laid the hottest kiss I have EVER had on me. <BR/><BR/>Seriously...you read all that bull shit about "swooning" in those romance novels? I came thisclose to swooning right then and there. Instant, immediate heat.<BR/><BR/>*sigh* Never had a kiss quite like that again...so far, anyway....;)Stacy The Peanut Queenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16444045043505984253noreply@blogger.com