Monday, March 16, 2009

Never TMI!

I'd like to rant, but I'm sure you guys will find this one to be highly entertaining. As Kez said. Its right up my 'alley'.

1. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?

Yes. There are several. Mostly the guy at work but he's giving me the shits.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
If I'm awake I'm up for it. Mmm. I love a nice, rough, goodnight shag to send me off to sleep. But then again, a nice slow fuck to wake you up does put a smile on your face...

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Whichever side the cats haven't claimed yet.

4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
I've actually been offered. Several times. I rejected.

5. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Um. I usually use the shower to beign heating things up, or to clean up afterwards. Not really for teh sexin in the shower. I'm worried that I'd fall over an injure myself. Which is actually pretty likely, knowing me.

6. Do you watch/read pornography?
Yes. I also make my own too. Of both types...

7.Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
AGGRESSIVE! Hair pulling, biting, gruntingly agressive. Yep. WANT!

8. Do you love someone on your blogroll?
Its not them its me. I like them, but I just want to read other people too.

9. Would you choose love or money?
How sex. I'd chose hot, hotsex.

10. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Um. Roughness. Porn. Toys.

11. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
No. My personal line has not been discovered yet.

12. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Romantic? I don't really do romance. I've done the carpark after a movie across the road from my place. We couldn't wait.

13. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In the ass on my roomies couch.

14. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yep. In the carpark after a movie. Someone drove by. I laughed and kept going.

15. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Yes, but I couldn't go through with it. I walked in there and remembered mum's wise words 'Don't pick that up, you don't know where its been.'

16. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Yes. I regretted it. I was blind. The guy was ugly and creepy, and I got pash rash.

17. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes, actually I have. Us girls used to kiss each other at uni to tease the guys.

18. Had sex in a movie theater?
No penetration.

20. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yep. My own of course, in front of the mirror. HOT!

21. Have you ever had sex at work?
No. And I never would. Unless it was some out-of-the-way cleaning closet that no one would ever go into.

22. Bought something from an adult store?
Um. Do I have to answer that one? I have a whole bedside that is dedicated to toys and p

23. Do you own any sex toys?
Um. Again, yes.

24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Unfortunately yes. I hate it.

25. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Only 'God'.

26. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Sort of. In the same way that teal could be considered green. It can really go either way.

27. What's your favorite sexual position?
The one where I have penis in me. Ummm. My all time fave is when I'm lying on my stomach and he enters me from behind, with my legs together. Instant.Orgasm.

28. What's your favorite sex act?
Sex.

29. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Not yet. But I still have 9 months to take that New Years resolution to bed with me.

10 comments:

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Well, done. Your answer to #3 is a constant for me.

Clyde said...

Yep, it certainly seems as though it is all up your alley
So what do you have against afternoon sex ?

Josh said...

Damn girl....I have to take you out to a movie some time and fix #18 and see if we can find that personal line for you....

fingers said...

'13. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In the ass on my roomies couch...'

The classics never fade...

The Mutant said...

Yee Ha! I knew you'd do a good job of that one. I feel like such a prude now!

Cazzie!!! said...

LMAO OMG!

mutleythedog said...

Re 29 , I am more than one person at a time...

unique_stephen said...

13., I agree, better on someone else's couch.

Effortlessly Average said...

"...Not really for teh sexin in the shower. I'm worried that I'd fall over an injure myself."That's what he's for: to hold you up against the shower wall.

Lowry said...

What happenened to 19?