Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Texts from Phishy:

Scrubbed the floors at work with bleach. When I got home Raia obsessed over my [work] boots. Now she's high.

She just came to say hello, with her top lip on one side pushed up by her bottom tooth. Total derp. Thanks cat. I needed that!

Now she's playing "imma getchu' with Boots [the cat]. Boots is not a willing participant in this event.

Time to race from one end of the house to another...

Now she's attacking my [work] boots. Fully biting and bunny kicking them.

Bear with me on this one.
So I'm on the toilet, doing 'business'. And right when I'm expecting to hear a 'plop', Raia rattles a wooden toy across our hardwood floors.
My reaction was a combo of 'that ain't right' and 'WHAT THE HELL DID I EAT?!?'

**I do have actual news. A job and things to do that involve... stuff. I have been meaning to post for 6 weeks. So stay tuned.