Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Texts from Phishy:

8.33pm
Scrubbed the floors at work with bleach. When I got home Raia obsessed over my [work] boots. Now she's high.

8.40pm
She just came to say hello, with her top lip on one side pushed up by her bottom tooth. Total derp. Thanks cat. I needed that!

8.45pm
Now she's playing "imma getchu' with Boots [the cat]. Boots is not a willing participant in this event.

8.50pm
Time to race from one end of the house to another...

8.58pm
Now she's attacking my [work] boots. Fully biting and bunny kicking them.

9.38pm
Bear with me on this one.
So I'm on the toilet, doing 'business'. And right when I'm expecting to hear a 'plop', Raia rattles a wooden toy across our hardwood floors.
My reaction was a combo of 'that ain't right' and 'WHAT THE HELL DID I EAT?!?'

**I do have actual news. A job and things to do that involve... stuff. I have been meaning to post for 6 weeks. So stay tuned. 

1 comment:

Ute said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Omg, I larfed SO freakin' hard when I just read that about you on the toot!

You keel meeeeeeeee!

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