I have learnt

that you can take batteries out of 'high powered devices' such as cameras or vibrators that have been run DRY, stick them in your mp3 player, and magically have a full battery again!!!

Life... Pfft!!!

Ok. Life seems to be slightly eluding me at the moment. But I have heaps of almost-life-type stuff to say.

I'd like to begin with a quick one about my computer. I hate it (no 'puter, you didn't just read that. Its ok. I love you...). Anyhoo. It randomly freezes. And I mean randomly. With or without music; it can be five minutes into being turned on, or five hours; programs running or just sitting there, idle. Tis most irritating. I can be about to kill the last dude needed to conquer the world. And then I realise that my dudes aren't moving. And there's no sound...

But most irritating is when I'm doing real work, with words and/or numbers, or putting music on my mp3 player.

I've tried defragging, virus scanning (with TWO different progrmas), deleting stuff and reinstalling windows. Nothing works. @#^!ing computer.

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I went out on the weekend. Not an 'I got out of the house' type out. I mean OUT out. With people. And drinking. And dancing. And seeing the sun come up. And a gay guy, cuz seriously, when is a night out a REAL night out without the token gay?

As a result of this almost-lifeness of the weekend, I was raaather tired on monday night. Just as I was about to go to bed, I hit overtired. And I hit it HARD. You know how little kids go when they get overtired? Excluding the grumpy-but-cute eye rubbing, I was like that. I was running around laughing at the walls, spouting randoms quotes from Scrubs ("You don't scare me woman... I'll apologise at rounds"), and singing two ladies from Cabaret.

Overtired + insanity = 'somebody call the men in white jackets'

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I love this post. I don't comment there often, but I heart this guy. He's funny, and smart, and he has an absolutely amazing writing style. You really do feel when you read his stuff.

Update

I still have no life. There are certain life-type elements that are beginning to surface. If I was continuing to blog about now I'd be posting stuff like 'My first UTI'. It would be slightly humourous with references such as 'if diseases had voices, a UTI would sound like a dying seagull...'. But at the same time would be slightly off putting 'with the constant desire to piss air.'

Dancing still rocks. Sex with the SR is still hot and intense. Work is extremely stressful, what with being 3 staff members down. I'm still broke.

Not much else to say.

I need a life

So I'm going to get one. I will return to blogging... when I feel like it.

Rest assured I will still be checking in on my fave blogs.