My retardedness knows no bounds. At the most inopportune times, it will rear its highly amusing head, and leave me lying on the ground.
1) Tip for the ladies out there... When you're wearing mascara, DO NOT RUB YOUR EYES no matter how itchy they are. Observe. This one didn't happen in front of anyone.
2) I did a high ropes course last weekend. But in the Aussie bush. Heaps of fun. But I was a sore mofo the next day.
3) I just won 2 gift cards for a photography session. Yay me!!!
4) How cute are these 2?
5) I fell over again today. In front of a car. Its ok, apart from a bruised ego I sustained no injuries. Are you guys getting sick of hearing the falling over stories, or do you still find them amusing?
6) I have New Penis...