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Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Saturday, March 28, 2009
The week that was...
OMG. I had the biggest week. And no way to communicate with anyone. Boo to that.
It all began on Monday. Funny how the week starts on a Monday. Well, I'd gotten up the nerve to finally ask that guy if he'd be interested in a little fun. Casual only. He declined. Oh noes! The thing is, we've still been hanging out and having loads of fun as is. Strange much?
So on Monday on the way home, I place a 'call' to SR. Hey, gotta scratch that itch!
And conversation ensues. By the time the conversation ended I'd managed to sign myself up for some fun time with him. And one of his mates. And a girl that they know. Woot!
I get home on Monday, and head out to the gym. I get home, tired as all hell, and turn on my computer. To discover it doesn't turn on. SHIIIITT.
And I have no tv reception.
Repeat.
SHIIIIIT.
Consulting with IT at work, we discovered that the hard drive was most likely fried. I will be up for a new computer, oh, about a week ago. The work IT dude was really helpful, offering to fix it for me if I bought the thing in to him. But they're swamped, and I don't want to create extra work for them. Plus I had some videos of a *hem* adult nature on there that I really didn't want him to find. Especially since one of them is obviously a home vid. SHIIIIITTT.
Repeat.
SHIIIIITTT.
Rocking up at work on Wednesday I discover one of my best mates has broken up with his fiance. Poor bastard. He's flat out cuz his work buddy is away for 2 weeks and its a big week for him this week. Another mate of mine has lost his license and is in extreme financial difficulty, and was paid $150 less in this weeks pay, because of a stuff upo a month earlier, and withour consultation. Myself - I had the direct debit taken out of my account 2 days prior to being paid, and got absolutely slammed with a dishonour fee of $45.
Yeah, Wednesday was pretty shit.
I fixed my problem on Thursday. And Friday was pretty quiet. But its been a big few days, and you can probably expect me to not really be 'here' until I get my new computer. I'm working on a friends laptop, and I don't think I'l really be able to make it 'mine'.
On the plus side, I can now watch porn, on the net, in my bedroom! Huzzah!
It all began on Monday. Funny how the week starts on a Monday. Well, I'd gotten up the nerve to finally ask that guy if he'd be interested in a little fun. Casual only. He declined. Oh noes! The thing is, we've still been hanging out and having loads of fun as is. Strange much?
So on Monday on the way home, I place a 'call' to SR. Hey, gotta scratch that itch!
And conversation ensues. By the time the conversation ended I'd managed to sign myself up for some fun time with him. And one of his mates. And a girl that they know. Woot!
I get home on Monday, and head out to the gym. I get home, tired as all hell, and turn on my computer. To discover it doesn't turn on. SHIIIITT.
And I have no tv reception.
Repeat.
SHIIIIIT.
Consulting with IT at work, we discovered that the hard drive was most likely fried. I will be up for a new computer, oh, about a week ago. The work IT dude was really helpful, offering to fix it for me if I bought the thing in to him. But they're swamped, and I don't want to create extra work for them. Plus I had some videos of a *hem* adult nature on there that I really didn't want him to find. Especially since one of them is obviously a home vid. SHIIIIITTT.
Repeat.
SHIIIIITTT.
Rocking up at work on Wednesday I discover one of my best mates has broken up with his fiance. Poor bastard. He's flat out cuz his work buddy is away for 2 weeks and its a big week for him this week. Another mate of mine has lost his license and is in extreme financial difficulty, and was paid $150 less in this weeks pay, because of a stuff upo a month earlier, and withour consultation. Myself - I had the direct debit taken out of my account 2 days prior to being paid, and got absolutely slammed with a dishonour fee of $45.
Yeah, Wednesday was pretty shit.
I fixed my problem on Thursday. And Friday was pretty quiet. But its been a big few days, and you can probably expect me to not really be 'here' until I get my new computer. I'm working on a friends laptop, and I don't think I'l really be able to make it 'mine'.
On the plus side, I can now watch porn, on the net, in my bedroom! Huzzah!
Monday, March 23, 2009
tied
something happened that i don't want to blog, but probably should, to clear my head.
And something happened that i want to blog, but can't. Not yet anyways.
Not that it matters. My computer has shat itself, so no internet until i get it back. Or a new one. I'm still available (in limited capacity) on facebook.
And something happened that i want to blog, but can't. Not yet anyways.
Not that it matters. My computer has shat itself, so no internet until i get it back. Or a new one. I'm still available (in limited capacity) on facebook.
Monday, March 16, 2009
Never TMI!
I'd like to rant, but I'm sure you guys will find this one to be highly entertaining. As Kez said. Its right up my 'alley'.
1. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes. There are several. Mostly the guy at work but he's giving me the shits.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
If I'm awake I'm up for it. Mmm. I love a nice, rough, goodnight shag to send me off to sleep. But then again, a nice slow fuck to wake you up does put a smile on your face...
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Whichever side the cats haven't claimed yet.
4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
I've actually been offered. Several times. I rejected.
5. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Um. I usually use the shower to beign heating things up, or to clean up afterwards. Not really for teh sexin in the shower. I'm worried that I'd fall over an injure myself. Which is actually pretty likely, knowing me.
6. Do you watch/read pornography?
Yes. I also make my own too. Of both types...
7.Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
AGGRESSIVE! Hair pulling, biting, gruntingly agressive. Yep. WANT!
8. Do you love someone on your blogroll?
Its not them its me. I like them, but I just want to read other people too.
9. Would you choose love or money?
How sex. I'd chose hot, hotsex.
10. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Um. Roughness. Porn. Toys.
11. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
No. My personal line has not been discovered yet.
12. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Romantic? I don't really do romance. I've done the carpark after a movie across the road from my place. We couldn't wait.
13. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In the ass on my roomies couch.
14. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yep. In the carpark after a movie. Someone drove by. I laughed and kept going.
15. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Yes, but I couldn't go through with it. I walked in there and remembered mum's wise words 'Don't pick that up, you don't know where its been.'
16. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Yes. I regretted it. I was blind. The guy was ugly and creepy, and I got pash rash.
17. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes, actually I have. Us girls used to kiss each other at uni to tease the guys.
18. Had sex in a movie theater?
No penetration.
20. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yep. My own of course, in front of the mirror. HOT!
21. Have you ever had sex at work?
No. And I never would. Unless it was some out-of-the-way cleaning closet that no one would ever go into.
22. Bought something from an adult store?
Um. Do I have to answer that one? I have a whole bedside that is dedicated to toys and p
23. Do you own any sex toys?
Um. Again, yes.
24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Unfortunately yes. I hate it.
25. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Only 'God'.
26. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Sort of. In the same way that teal could be considered green. It can really go either way.
27. What's your favorite sexual position?
The one where I have penis in me. Ummm. My all time fave is when I'm lying on my stomach and he enters me from behind, with my legs together. Instant.Orgasm.
28. What's your favorite sex act?
Sex.
29. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Not yet. But I still have 9 months to take that New Years resolution to bed with me.
1. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes. There are several. Mostly the guy at work but he's giving me the shits.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
If I'm awake I'm up for it. Mmm. I love a nice, rough, goodnight shag to send me off to sleep. But then again, a nice slow fuck to wake you up does put a smile on your face...
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Whichever side the cats haven't claimed yet.
4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
I've actually been offered. Several times. I rejected.
5. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Um. I usually use the shower to beign heating things up, or to clean up afterwards. Not really for teh sexin in the shower. I'm worried that I'd fall over an injure myself. Which is actually pretty likely, knowing me.
6. Do you watch/read pornography?
Yes. I also make my own too. Of both types...
7.Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
AGGRESSIVE! Hair pulling, biting, gruntingly agressive. Yep. WANT!
8. Do you love someone on your blogroll?
Its not them its me. I like them, but I just want to read other people too.
9. Would you choose love or money?
How sex. I'd chose hot, hotsex.
10. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Um. Roughness. Porn. Toys.
11. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
No. My personal line has not been discovered yet.
12. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Romantic? I don't really do romance. I've done the carpark after a movie across the road from my place. We couldn't wait.
13. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In the ass on my roomies couch.
14. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yep. In the carpark after a movie. Someone drove by. I laughed and kept going.
15. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Yes, but I couldn't go through with it. I walked in there and remembered mum's wise words 'Don't pick that up, you don't know where its been.'
16. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Yes. I regretted it. I was blind. The guy was ugly and creepy, and I got pash rash.
17. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes, actually I have. Us girls used to kiss each other at uni to tease the guys.
18. Had sex in a movie theater?
No penetration.
20. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yep. My own of course, in front of the mirror. HOT!
21. Have you ever had sex at work?
No. And I never would. Unless it was some out-of-the-way cleaning closet that no one would ever go into.
22. Bought something from an adult store?
Um. Do I have to answer that one? I have a whole bedside that is dedicated to toys and p
23. Do you own any sex toys?
Um. Again, yes.
24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Unfortunately yes. I hate it.
25. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Only 'God'.
26. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Sort of. In the same way that teal could be considered green. It can really go either way.
27. What's your favorite sexual position?
The one where I have penis in me. Ummm. My all time fave is when I'm lying on my stomach and he enters me from behind, with my legs together. Instant.Orgasm.
28. What's your favorite sex act?
Sex.
29. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Not yet. But I still have 9 months to take that New Years resolution to bed with me.
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