I have no life. Four posts in a month?!? Either that or my life is so absolutely wonderful that I cannot express the greatness of it... nah.
I have decided to no longer try to hide from my fate... I am going to become a crazy old cat lady. I have started collecting cats and stopped brushing my hair.
I have decided that people are jerks and I'm going to become a hermit and live in the mountains with my cats and live off berries and yams.
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Yams? What the fuck is a yam anyway? Four posts in a month aint so bad, after all that's about all I manage to shit out, provided that some bizarro tech issue isn't hampering my progress.
Could you collect a cat or two for me? I'm not allowed any pets in my unit!
The plan we had was that I was going to be the crazy old cat lady, & you were going to be the crazy old dog lady. And we would live in houses side by side, and slowly take over the block with our animals, and no one would come near us.
Now that's ruined!!!!
I remember our plan being slightly different, with us living together, and making lasagnes on the floor with newspaper and animal excrement. Either way they'll all stay away from us...
Somebuddy - You can always trade your hubby in for a cat..... You can have more than one at a time and they usually don't mind!
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