Monday, January 14, 2008

The Funniest Email

Hi

My name is Qasim and my qualification is MBA (Master Business Administration). I live in Pakistan and working in an Insurance company as an Assistant Manager. I am young and have a strong physique. I have positive thinking. I will keep you happy in the life. Iʼm a decent and honest person.

People can trust me and always come up to me when they have a problem because I enjoy giving them a laugh and sitting down with them. I wouldn't mind a little attention seeking. Iʼm happy with life and what I have and glad with everything I got.

I love you and I want marry with you. I hope you will accept my proposal and keep contact with me. I request for developing the relationship with me. I hope you will find me good person.

My picture is attached with the email.

Your lover

Qasim


And it did have an attachment. But I didn't open it. Virus anyone?

14 comments:

MissE said...

You mean, he doesn't want to be with me?

Oh noooooo!!!!

Damn. Coz he had me at "Hi" or perhaps "...strong physique."

AND I'M FIRST!!!!

jali said...

But he loves you and want marry you.

poody said...

I have no idea what to say about this one Phish. You do get some looney tunes hitting on you though huh?

fingers said...

This seems a little more sincere than Findafuck...

Betty said...

ooooh he sounds kinda sincere and sweet and I'm probably just the sort of meorn who he would do well with. hahah.

yep, you have to be tough and cynical on the net but it's kinda sad. he could have been your puppy dog! :)

phishez_rule said...

Um, guys... it was spam. Not from Findafuck.

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Jeez! What else can one say?

Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

Yeah...what a catch, huh? ;)

nudeman40 said...

Hell I would like to "develop" a relationship with you also. He sounds OK to me...

Ms Smack said...

If you like curry, consider it.

electro-kevin said...

I think you're in, Phishez.

You may well find that 'he' is a Lady Boy though.

Win win ! Go furrit.

;-)

xx

Tyler Durden said...

Yes. Virus. Herpes, Gonorrhea... something. He probably knows some good Paki restaurants though. But no. Don't fuck him. Even if he was real. Maybe a hand job, but don't swallow nothin'

Jules said...

I got this email too!! What a slut he is!!

Josh said...

An MBA, a strong physique, and Engrish on demand? What more could any girl want?