Monday, August 06, 2012

An excerpt from this story:

A British mum who found a boa constrictor in her bathroom initially thought it was a mouldy banana.
The 28-year-old mother of two toddlers was scrubbing the bathroom in her home in Parkstone, in England's Dorset county, and noticed "what I thought was a mouldy banana", reports British daily The Telegraph.
She decided to leave 'the mouldy banana', thinking she'd get to it a little later. But little did she know that decision had put her children in imminent danger.
"Three days later I was bathing my two little ones and wiped around the floor again when I saw that this thing was sticking out more than before, but as I got closer it went back in. I was so shocked, I couldn't believe it," Stacey Way told the Telegraph.

What.the.hell? I'm not one to judge. My house is full of animals, so mess is inevitable. Just like when you have kids. But seriosuly? At what point is your house so disgusting that the appearance of a mouldy banana is not unexpected?  Any why does it take 3 days to get around to cleaning it up?


Ute said...

Omg, that is JUST what I was thinking when I read that! wtf?

Filthy bitch.

Ps... the fuck with the fucking un-readable fucking capthcah thingy...ffs.

phishez said...

I HATE the word caption thingy. I just set up a new blog and email address (more to come on that) and it took about 20 reloads before I could read the bloody thing!

Thanks for letting me know. I've pissed it off already.

Fenstar de Luxe said...

bwahahahaha ew moudly banana, so much wrong right there. She probably wouldn't have even noticed it if it ate one of her kids!

phishez said...

Yes she would! There would have been a markedly slower increase in the build up of filth!

Cazzie!!! said...

Mouldy banana.... nice to make a banana cake with... but not with a snake! Lol. Mia would have loved to be the finder of that snake. she is a reptile and bug freak!
Huggles Phishez... I haz missed you <3