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A British mum who found a boa constrictor in her bathroom initially thought it was a mouldy banana.
The 28-year-old mother of two toddlers was scrubbing the bathroom in her home in Parkstone, in England's Dorset county, and noticed "what I thought was a mouldy banana", reports British daily The Telegraph.
She decided to leave 'the mouldy banana', thinking she'd get to it a little later. But little did she know that decision had put her children in imminent danger.
"Three days later I was bathing my two little ones and wiped around the floor again when I saw that this thing was sticking out more than before, but as I got closer it went back in. I was so shocked, I couldn't believe it," Stacey Way told the Telegraph.
What.the.hell? I'm not one to judge. My house is full of animals, so mess is inevitable. Just like when you have kids. But seriosuly? At what point is your house so disgusting that the appearance of a mouldy banana is not unexpected? Any why does it take 3 days to get around to cleaning it up?