More On The Dentist

After friday’s dental work I felt great. Completely numb in all sore spots. And I took that opportunity to sleep. Saturday was ok. Saturday was when I blogged last.

Saturday night was terrible. I must have popped ibuprofen like it was skittles. And apsrin. And vodka, just to complete the mix. I was in motherfucking PAIN!!! When the ibuprofen ran out, I was texting a mate at 2 am to see if she had anything else I could take.

I was out of bed at first light. Stalking the house. Waiting for the doctors to open. I was there at 10. Waited half an hour and was in there for maybe 10 minutes. I walked out with a prescription for pandine forte and some potent assed antibiotics. Both prescriptions got filled asap and I was drugged out, in bed by 11.30

Deb rang at 1 to drop of some penut butter m&m’s (cuz you can only get them from specialty stores in aus). And I waited out the front to give her back her vodka. Fuck me I was sooo stoned. I dropped the catalogues I was reading, said ‘oh dear’, and dropped more as I bent over to pick them up. And instead of developing tourettes, all I said was ‘oh dear’. And then dropped more and did the same thing. At this point Deb was pissing herself laughing. She said something about her dogs hearing my voice and all I could say was ‘bye-bye’. About 3 times. Then I turned around and just… ambled… off. I was so out of it.

Yesterday was agony. I am quite the masochist at times. For example I must pop pimples, poke sore spots and scratch cuts. And this tooth… I had to press it. No matter how painful it was. And it was fucking painful. I left work at 2.30. Asleep by 3. Between 3 and getting up for work this morning, I was awake for only 3 hours. And that was to take more pills, yak and answer one very important email.

Today was better. Except for the fact that I had a huge mother of a lump on the roof of my mouth. Turns out that yesterday I burst a tooth abscess and this was where it had drained to. I know this because I was back at the dentist tonight. If I hadn’t burst the abscess I’d be looking at root canal. In fact, I may still be looking at root canal. But the fact that I’m on antibiotics that are aimed at abscesses/mouth infections means that I’ve been treating this the right way without even knowing it.

How good am I?

1. I had the same thing a few months back. An abscess on the roof of my mouth and the cunt of a dentist (my mate) wouldn’t do anything about it till the swelling went down. It was like a golf ball and hurt like fuck, so I put my thumb on it and pressed hard until it exploded.
   Felt so good.
   Until it got infected…

   Oh poor Phishy.
   by fingers April 1, 2008 at 2:06 pm
   

2. *MissE passes over copious amounts of sympathy and hugs*

   Oh Phishy - you poor thing.
   

   At least you’d already, by serendipitous chance, begun the right treatment for it.

   I’ll keep my fingers crossed you don’t have to have the root canal - although if you’ve got a good dentist it isn’t anywhere are painful as people might think. Mind you my root-canaled molar is now a rather unattractive grey colour… *sigh* …yep - that’ll get the boys a running.

   by MissE April 1, 2008 at 5:18 pm
   
3. You know how sometimes you see or hear something that, even though it’s happening to someone else, makes you feel a tingle in that part of your body? Well, I’m like that right now having read about your dental work!

   I hope your feeling much better now! xox

   by Kezza April 1, 2008 at 6:57 pm
   

4. Anyway, good to be reading you again!!! xxxxx

   oh my, i havent been to the dentist for a long time, so this post made me quite nervous. Glad to hear that you’ve got some antibiotics though (sometimes theyre abused but there’s nothing better than killing some bad stuff with it). I don’t know if that even made sense!
   by Sharnee April 1, 2008 at 10:15 pm
   
5. Why is it that Dentist and Sadist seem so closely aligned?

   I sympathise.

   by Fanny Farquhar April 1, 2008 at 11:01 pm
   
6. Oh no! How horrible! Hope you feel better soon, and I’m very glad to see you back in the blogosphere! by Julia April 2, 2008 at 2:14 am
   
7. yay for leaving comments from my cell phone.

   it is good that your tooth is gettting bettter. i really need to go to a dentist but it is hard to get any work done with the money that i make working part time.

   by joshua April 2, 2008 at 5:31 am
   
8. Can you buy some betadene mouthwash? It’s as nasty as Finger’s ass crack, but holy shit, it’ll clean any bacteria from your infected gob, mate. by Miss Smack April 2, 2008 at 2:36 pm
   
9. As Bill Cosby informed us, “Novocain doesn’t stop pain; it postpones it.” by Sometimes Saintly Nick April 3, 2008 at 12:00 am
   

10. I hope it’s all sorted now you poor bugger!

    Sweet Jebus that sounds like six levels of HELL!
    by steph April 3, 2008 at 2:57 pm
    
11. Damn girl, that sucks. Let’s hope for no root canal… by josh April 6, 2008 at 2:44 am

Pain. Much Pain

Its nearly 2 pm and I’m sitting here in my jammies. My hair is greasy and I need to brush my teeth. I slept last night. I actually slept!

For the past few nights I’ve woken up in torment. I have a toothache. Neurofen doesn’t work. Codeine doesn’t work. I’m in agony. Two nights ago it took two codeine, two neurofen and a shot of vodka to get me to sleep. Seriously dangerous stuff. Especially since they advocate no more than 6 neurofen a day, and that was over an hour. I think I passed out rather than went to sleep.

I went to the dentist last night. From all accounts it sounds like I have an infection UNDER a filling. Fucking OUCH!!!!

The x ray showed nothing, if it is what they think then I got in too early for anything to show. But they took the filling out and put two anti biotic linings in. Hopefully it will fix it. I took the opportunity of being numb to sleep for an hour when I got home. That hour was worth more than all the sleep I’d had all week.

And for now I’m still drugged to the eyeballs.

1. Ohhhh….. *hugs*

   Tooth pain is the worst kind of pain. I had a tooth ache that ohh I think I blogged about it

   At least you are getting it fixed. I haven’t yet

   by Joshua March 28, 2008 at 5:57 pm
   
2. Oh! Horrors! I do know about toothaches. I do hope the antibiotic fillings work.

   It’s 4:00 a.m. here. Alex and I are awake after cuddling and sleeping since 8:00 p.m. He’s outside catting around and I am trying to figure out why the furball decided to waken me and command that I open the door for him so early.

   by Sometimes Saintly Nick March 28, 2008 at 10:11 pm
   

3. Major sympathies from me.

   Owwwwww - poor little chooky!
   

   I had root canal a couple of years ago to deal with a broken tooth and that wasn’t a big heap of fun. I’m glad you’re getting it seen to.

   Bart Cat had to have two of his teeth taken out last week - so I”m sure he’s sympathising too.

   by MissE March 28, 2008 at 11:35 pm
   
4. Next time the pain is insufferable, try something based on Nimesulid.

   I’m glad i’m back on board. I missed u for a while.

   by itelli March 29, 2008 at 12:38 am
   
5. I am. not. a. dentist. person. AT.ALL. Good luck and feel better because I feel for you! by Professor March 29, 2008 at 10:50 am
   
6. I fucking HATE toothache. If there is a bigger torment in the world I don’t know what it is.

   Get that sucker fixed!

   by steph March 29, 2008 at 4:28 pm
   
7. There are other, better drugs you can try…. by Crushed by Ingsoc March 29, 2008 at 4:46 pm
   
8. Hey girl how about that? I am glad to hear you are still around and it sounds like you have a regular man about as well. Yeah Phish! Good luck sweetie you deserve a good man! I have been watching American Idol and there is a guy on there from Perth. I love him of course! by poody March 30, 2008 at 6:48 am
   
9. Fucken ouch.

   I hope to hell your all better soon… especially seeing as you’ll be coming to visit soon! You’ll need to be in tip-top shape for that!

   by Kezza March 30, 2008 at 3:13 pm
   
10. Yay for drugs. I kept a stash of an ex-girlfriend’s valium for just such instances.

    Of course the cost of dental work probably isn’t helping your pain at all!

    BTW - was a lurker on your old site and found you through another’s blogroll. Not sure why it was this that brought me out of lurkdom.

    by Fad MD March 30, 2008 at 4:46 pm
    
11. Poor thing! MrWurdi’s been dealing with tooth pain this past week, too.

    It’s really good to “see” you again!

    by Ima Wurdibitsch March 30, 2008 at 9:31 pm
    
12. I’m guessing so-and-so just got a little overzealous and knocked a filling out. by josh March 31, 2008 at 2:47 pm
    
13. OUCHHHHHHHHHHHH by Miss Smack April 2, 2008 at 2:35 pm

Updation!

Ok. This is a long one. I am finally updating about all that has happened in the month since I closed Phishez.

I am still seeing Overflow on a regular basis. So regular in fact, that he is no longer Overflow. Though after he got cum in my hair from doggy (yes fingers, head hair) maybe I should rename him. Nah, I like the name. It’s still casual and it was only last night that I told him I’m not seeing anyone else. So we;ll see how it progresses from here.

I am no longer working with Green Eyes. *boo*. I am going on holidays to Melb in a week or so, and as such work has given the opportunity to train someone else up in that area. Green Eyes is most displeased. Though that could be because he went away for a few days and came back to some seriously sick animals. Which had nothing to do with me. This is supposed to only be until I get back from holidays. The boss has already tried to implement changes that are detrimental to the room. I knocked that on the head pretty damn quickly though. Was a hell of a fight though.

On the plus side, my workload has lightened considerably, and I even got to sit down for half an hour before knock off time!

I have had several screaming matches with my supervisor. He has triend the ‘I’m in charge and what I say goes’ which really doesn’t roll with me. He has no idea what mork I do around the place, makes no effort to find out, and never remembers anything I tell him. He listens to what he wants to hear and will throw shit that I’ve told him back at me. Except he doesn’t actually know what I’ve said to him. I think my blood pressure rose just typing that.

I went away for the weekend. Over the mountains, and on to the next set of mountains in central NSW. Was a great weekend out at a property that was full of roo’s and rabbits. Great country hospitality, bushfires, toasting marshmallows, army boys and excess piss. Its been too long since I’ve been out that way and that life is so different from the one I live now. I yearn for a place where you can’t hear traffic

Bit of reflection: I am so stoked with the NSW police. An easter road toll of 0 is just too good to be true. On the way out to the property I must have seen about 6 police cars. And I was quite happy with that. To me the road toll is not just a number. Its someone who won’t be going home to their loved ones. Their kids will not be seeing their parents tonight, tomorrow. They won’t be there for weddings and graduations. They will never know their grandkids. They will never joke around with their mates again. Never have a few bevvies with the blokes/gals. So yeah, the police presence might be a pain in the arse, but I’m happy to put up with it if it saves even one person.

Easter happened. I didn’t get any easter eggs but I did get to suck cock. And I have to say, I so love post easter sales at darrell lea. YUM!!!!

I saw 10,000BC. Man that was one fucking AWESOME movie. Completely wrong, but completely fantastic at the same time. The effects were astounding. Well worth seeing in the cinema, to get the full effect of the movie. If you’re even considering going to see it, then stop considering and go buy a ticket. STAT!!!

I have some decent posts written to come in the next few days. Or I have some decent posts half-written for when I get blog-block.

My favourite saying at the moment - If men didn’t have dicks you’d throw rocks at them.

1. Oh it’s you! Hey!

   It is my firm belief that supervisors and duty managers are actually the most useless people on earth. How do they get these jobs, seriously? They’re clueless and have no people skills…maybe that’s in the job specification or something.

   by laura March 24, 2008 at 11:21 pm
   
2. Wow, what a fabulous update!

   Back in FINE FORM!

   by Miss Smack March 25, 2008 at 2:40 am
   
3. Thanks for the update and it’s great to see you back here! by Professor March 25, 2008 at 10:56 am
   
4. Well, it’s good to see your around again

   You sure have seem to been busy these past few weeks.

   by Joshua March 25, 2008 at 4:01 pm
   
5. Phishy, great to see you back! Can’t wait to hear a bit more about Overflow…

   And coming to melbourne, hooray! What are you up to in town?

   by miss diarist March 26, 2008 at 12:47 am
   
6. I was wondering what you’d be up to! Thanks for the update. Have fun. Alex says, “Purrrr-fect fun. OK?” by Sometimes Saintly Nick March 26, 2008 at 3:26 pm
   
7. I am very glad you are blogging again.

   I’d much rather suck cock than dye eggs, so I think you managed nicely for Easter.

   by josh March 27, 2008 at 2:22 pm
   
8. You wouldn’t throw rocks at me if I didn’t have a dick would you? Actually come to think of it, if men didn’t have dicks I’d throw rocks at them too!

   And the prospect of you in Melbourne next week is a very exciting one! Let’s go crazy Broadway sytle!!

   by Kezza March 27, 2008 at 6:24 pm
   
9. Broadway STYLE even. *sheepish grin* I’m not one much for poof-reading.

   I mean PROOF-reading. Oh fuck it, I’m going to stop now!

   by Kezza March 27, 2008 at 6:25 pm
   
10. Thanks for the update! I was wondering….

    I must have missed the whole naming of overflow and can only speculate as to how he got that name!!! Sounds like fun, doesn’t it?!

    by muse March 28, 2008 at 12:10 pm
    
11. Laura - Damn. Means I’ll never get promoted.

    Smack - haha. I’m, always in fine form!

    Prof - great to be back. As cheesy as it sounds.

    Joshua - life never ends!

    Miss D - be there in about 10 days. And SOO looking forward to it!

    Nick - I’ll have fun AND be safe. Sound ok to you?

    Josh - we all know how much I love sucking cock!

    Kez - who are you kidding, you love poof reading!

    Muse - he overflowed the condom the first time we ‘met’.

    by bitchtasm March 28, 2008 at 4:31 pm
    

12. Welcome back…and stop throwing rocks.
    Do you know why chicks have cunts ??
    So men will talk to them.
    Do you know why they have heads ??
    So we know which cunt is ours…

    Oh, it’s you Phish. Or do we call you Bitchtasm now ??
    by fingers March 28, 2008 at 7:47 pm
    
13. Phishy Phishy… or is it Bitchy? No, that name doesn’t suit you at all!

    Anyway, good to see you back.

    by blonde canadian April 2, 2008 at 1:15 am

I really don't like banana's

Really. When that cyclone went through north Queensland and wiped out the banana crops I must have been the only Aussie who didn’t give a damn. I mean, yeah. I cared about the farmers. But as far is it affected me… well, it didn’t.

I very rarely eat bananas as is. I might eat two per year. Thats one individual banana every six months. In a good year. In fact, the most common way for me to eat a banana is drowned in thick, sugary vanilla custard. Or in a smoothie where banana isn’t the predominant taste.

I buy bananas to put in my fruit salad. And then its only because I use that fruit salad to make smoothies. I had two in my fridge for a little longer than I should have kept them. A friend suggested that I mash them up to make a banana sundae with a twist. And I thought, ‘Hell YEAH’. I mean, even I like banana sundaes.

So I did. I mished and mashed, and warmed the banana up ever so slightly. And put heaps of creamy vanilla icecream over the top, with caramel sauce and a sprinkling of nuts.

And it was gross.

One banana down, one more to go. Tonight I attempted to do something a little different. I thought that if I mixed the banana with a bit of nutella it would be better.

So I did. I mished and mashed, and warmed the banana up ever so slightly. I mixed in a generous amount of nutella and put heaps of icecream on top. And I sat down to eat it.

Fucking DISGUSTING!!! The warm squishy banana mixed withoily nut flavoured chocolate just felt slimy. I could barely gag down the first mouthful. I ended up eating the icecream and leaving the brown goo. Only by the time I’d finished. The brown goo had a grey sheen to it from the melted icecream. I half expected a golgothan to rise from it.

I really don’t like bananas. Next time I’m gonna throw the fuckers out.

1. Or milkshakes are good too- chocolate, peanut butter banana mmmmm…

   I would have suggested making banana bread.
   by Princess of the Universe March 17, 2008 at 3:42 pm
   
2. I’m okay with bananananana’s myself, although I hate typing the word, as I usually forget how many A’s and N’s I’ve typed in the middle so it comes out looking all screwy. The best thing to do with old ones though is cake, or bread. And I can’t eat them in public… Phallic fruit and I, do not a comfortable looking partnership make! by Kezza March 17, 2008 at 6:20 pm
   

3. I just cannot stand them.
   Not the flavour.
   Not the texture.
   Not the squishy-ness.

   I am so with you on the anti-banana thing.
   

   Just makes my tummy go all *blargh*

   Oh - and my Mum always uses the reallllly ripe bananas to make her banana cakes… actually, those are the only things that are banana that I can eat. Would you like the recipe?

   by MissE March 18, 2008 at 6:43 pm
   
4. Okay do you ever make banana bread? That’s a good way to use up the over ripe bananas. Also, soemtimes I slice them up thin and put them on a peanutbutter sandwich and then grill the entire thing. by Professor March 25, 2008 at 10:51 am
   
5. I cannot deny the phallic intrigue of the banana. by josh March 27, 2008 at 2:19 pm
   
6. Princess - Mmm. Sounds like a yummy recipe. Pity my blender is crap. I’d end up with chunk of slimy banana all through it and penut butter on the bottom

   Kez - that’s cuz you’d rather a real phallic object!

   MissE - I HATE banana cake!

   Prof - what is it with the Northern Americans having penut butter and banana. I’ve never even heard of that combo!

   Josh - mmm. phallic intrigue.

   by bitchtasm March 28, 2008 at 4:19 pm