Thursday, December 11, 2008

On retards

I am so uncoordinated. Its amazing. Truly. I have a propensity to fall down at random moments. Usually in public and most of the time in the presence of hot guys. My klutziness in this past week has outweighed Steph.

Monday, cold as fuck, wore shorts to work. It was wet and rainy. I wore white.

Tuesday, walking to the train station, I slipped. I wobbled for half a moment, then gracefully (as gracefully as someone falling over can be) managed to slide down onto my knee. Cue bruise on my knee and sore toes.

Wednesday I wore thongs to the station. Running up the escalator the tip of my thong clipped the step, and I stacked it. If I hadn't been hanging onto the rail, I would have fallen onto my arse. As it was, I managed to grab the rail and swing there for a second. Cue one wrenched wrist and a lovely set of bruises on my ankles.


Thursday I didn't fall over. I did walk straight past a co worker in the street without even seeing her, but no physical injuries. I was busy congratulating myself as I was preparing for bed that I walked straight into the end of my bed. Cue epic bruise on my thigh.

Yesterday took the cake. I got to the train station and was fossicking through my bag for my wallet when I realised... I left it at home. Cue a 20 minute round trip home, in the rain, to collect said wallet.

But this retardedness is nothing compared to what I have seen on the sphere this week. Some botched abortion, right wing 'christian' is haunting some of my fave gay bloggers. I will not link this useless fuckstain. Nobody wants to read his regurgitated religious propaganda and underlying hate for gays and alcoholics. Hell, if you manage to track this useless arseclown down, and you read his profile, you'll see a litany of books, music and movies listed that have a big chunk of gay influence, sex and violence. As another blogger who comments on my mates blog pointed out, 'Nothing wrong with that, provided you are not preaching to others about right and wrong'. I'm going to begin a rant here. If you don't want to read it, skip down and comment on how retarded I am.

He has four or so biblical quotes that he drivels out, no matter how irrelevant they are. Clearly he's never actually read the bible himself. If he did he would have noticed that there are TWO stories of creation. In the first chapter of the whole, gigantic motherload of bullshit, you find an epic contrast of the same story. Yeah, right. The bible is a great story. Its fiction, not fact, and is not meant to be treated as such. The most important part of the book is the underlying message. One of love, forgiveness and tolerance. He seems to have missed that. Jesus healed lepers and hung out with prostitutes. He was friends with the worst of the worst in that society. What he could not change, he embraced. He still loved those who were sinners. What is wrong with this buttmonkey that he cannot do the same? Does he think he's better than Jesus? Has he forgotten the humility that he lived his life with?

I pointed out these to him on his blog. But funnily enough he has comment moderation on. I'm not surprised, anyone who spews as much hate as this guy around the place is due for some return fire. He leaves comment around various blogs gloating that people are going to hell for 'choosing' to be gay. Don't even get me started on the 'choice' thing. Its bad enough that he's doing the very un-Christian thing in rejoicing that someone is going to hell. The true Christians I know would be saddened by it. Though I had to laugh at the comment he left here. You know, two seconds before I deleted it.

NEWSFLASH wanker -
I'M NOT GAY!!! I HAVE A VERY HEALTHY LOVE OF PENIS!!!

Tool. It just really bugs me that he feels free to go spew whatever vitriol he pleases, where he will. Without regard for people's feelings. And without giving them the same freedom to express themselves in return. He choses to only air the self righteous comments and those supporting his views on his blog. To me, this guy is the sort of person who turns me away from religion.

18 comments:

Kezza said...

*stands and applauds*

Well said Phishez. You managed to put that so well and clearly you paid a little bit more attention in R.E. than I ever did. Thank you too for lending your voice. It means the world to me.

phishez said...

Haha. I'm a catholic. I have the belief in god. But I don't believe in man or religion. And since I had to go to a chatholic school, I did RE all the way to year 12.

And my VCE subject for year 12 was a lit review on certain passages of the bible.

xl said...

You've been taking lumps this week both literally and figuratively!

Hoping that the hater pisses off and leaves you guys alone.

sparsely kate said...

Phishy, that fuckwitfuckwitfuckwit has left some really stupid messages on my blog now since I called him a, hang on, wait for it FUCKWIT on Kezza's blog.

Yay! So I've comment moderation on and won't even read what he says. He should tire himself out eventually.


Stop tripping up girl! :) Bruises hurt.

MissE said...

That guy sounds like a total tool, Phish. I'd say he should watch "Latter Days" but he'd likely miss the point of that movie completely. Plus I agree, he really does need to re-read his bible. The Old and New Testaments are so contradictory it's ridiculous.

Some people are so ignorant. As far as I'm concerned, if they're right about God and heaven and all that stuff... well, I don't want to go there or have anything to do with it.

sharnee said...

It sounds like he just likes getting a rise out of people as so many wankers on the internet enjoy. What a tosser.

Lad Litter said...

Glad your hairdresser's not like that idiot. The new cut looks fab. You wear it well.

Clyde said...

Hey Phish, if they are all going to hell and all of us sinners are heading there, it's gonna be some sort of party.
Guess he hasn't read the bit about "Do un to others"
And you have a love of Penis---OOOHHEEEEE----there is plenty out there

Kitty said...

i'm only HALF gay.

which half is going to hell? i cannae believe there is a hater this well who hasn't hated on meeeeee.

i feel like i'm losing my touch...

xx

Cazzie!!! said...

ouch, hose bruises suck, I get them alot just from work, from the bed rails and the knobs on the winders of hospital beds, so I know how it feels.

fingers said...

Clumsiness is supposedly the long lost '8th Deadly Sin', Klutzburger...

Ms Smack said...

Delete delete delete...one troll leaves, another one starts, one troll leaves, another one starts.

My longest troll is about 2.5 years so far. I haven't seen him for a good year now!

xl said...

PS: They might not like me as I have been taking lezzer lessons.

unique_stephen said...

So - your not gay but you have a healthy love of lesbian porn.... have you seen your haircut???

Ms Smack said...

*slaps Stephen*

Kelly said...

Ok... I had to read the first part twice, because in the US 'thongs' are totally different. LMAO! All I could thing of is you hanging onto a railing by your g-string... wow.

And as a Christian, amen on the last part dear.

miss diarist said...

We pity the fool. There's no other way to feel towards someone who is obviously so afraid and angry that he knows no other way to deal with the world.

Should we, er, pray for him?

Joshua said...

Yup...You're a klutz, but I still like ya ;)

Yup...That guy is an idiot, and I still don't like him.