Jeez, what a happy new year I'm having. I am so over men. I have long been disgusted with men, seeing their seedy side quite regularly. But
On Saturday I met a tranny. She was lovely. But she made me sick to my stomach. Not because of what she was, but because she gets more straight guys than I do. She'd take them home, have a little play, get them hard, and off the skirt would come... to reveal Mr Bajinko. And most of the time, simply because they're hard, and she's a warm, willing, lubricated hole, they'll go for it.
Men are seriously fucked. I have enough trust issues as it is. How the hell am I supposed to get past this? I don't want to waste my time with a sleazy fucker. But how is that possible when they're all sleazy fuckers? Is there any point to even wanting one? Can I turn into a lesbian now?
I'm so over this shit.
22 comments:
grasshopperette, they are nay all sleazy fuckers.
don't give up on the cock! the poon is much, much more grief.
trust me. i know.
Hmmmm, before I (re)start this comment, lets have a big round of applause for the faulty power supply issue that seems to haunt HP's desktop range.
Anyway... long story short, what I was trying to say is that your Trans-America style friend would want to be careful. One day she'll stumble across a man who isn't quite so understanding and eager and I've seen the consequences of that - not pretty.
Then there is you. Men suck the big one (metaphorically I mean) but they aren't all bad, you just need to be patient and the decent ones will surface, its like panning for gold... you've got to sift through a lot of gravel to get to the worthwhile nuggets.
I am almost incapable of typing a response here, I cannot stop laughing. But, seriously, just go for chicks ok.... omg!
Wow, how to tar us with with one brush...
There is always the possibility that those guys were looking for some tranny action or are you just jilted because you picked her up looking for some girl on girl and still ended up with a bloke?
Either way, patience is the game.
We are not all sleazy fuckers. Some of us are just sleazy or just fuckers :)
I have no words... and am also stuck on the rape comment above, so I will say nothing.
As for these guys claiming that not all men are sleazy... sorry, boys, but I'm calling Shenanigans. Yes we are. Every last one of us. Even the Dalai Lama. We're even worse than you think. You really have no idea.
That's why God (also known as "Satan") put you females down here with us. You're supposed to help us, and we're supposed to help you (you women are as bad as we are, but in different ways.)
As for you going lesbian, that might work for about 6 months to a year. Could be a nice vacation, but it won't last because you're obviously not a real lesbian.
I think you should just try to bag that tranny, and see if you can get the best of both worlds.
Now Phish
If it was attractive to you, ready, willing and able, your telling me that your going to knock it back---yeh, right
So just because some tranny beats you to the punch, you wanna throw stones
Hey, let be recommend pussy to you---I really dont think you can beat it
Im am back Steph, and I know what it is I want to say to you. Do not change, just be yourself. You know how well you have done this last year with loosing weight, feeling confident and looking great! I have been following your blog, as you know... so, do not stress over what has happened.
Next time you go out, just be YOU... and if someone chooses to go home with someone else, guy/girl/tranny. whatever. it is not a reflection on you, it is just their choice at that time. And, if they do not choose you, then they are missing out!
Just went back to read the comments after seeing ms Smacks comment.
What the fuck is RVB on about? Seriously dude, get help before you destroy someone's life. Those thoughts and that excuse are not valid, acceptable or normal.
There is no excuse for rape. End of story.
I am just stunned....
What? I was not excusing rape! Why don't you re-read my comment and think about the context.
My point was that men become erect even in situations of fear or anxiety.
I've removed it...I don't want to create any misunderstanding.
You know men are shits, but you gotta keep plugging along (excuse the pun) until you find one is the least amount of shit, and is nice to you.
If he puts the rubbish out, it's a bonus, eh?
Oh, triple bonus if he digs music for me!
If I can just clarify what RVB was trying to say, but unfortunately picked the wrong words.
It's true that men's bodies (and women's) react to physical touch, even if it's not consensual. It's a sign that our physiological responses are working, and for men, is often a pivotal point of confusion for them.
They think 'i got an erection' or ejaculated, so I must have enjoyed it, therefore I must not have been raped, but that is quite untrue.
Just sayin'
Although I have seen The Crying Game and The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, I personally, am not an advocate of the "any port in a storm" scenario described.
Most men I know would not use any warm lubed hole especially if it meant fucking another man...
And not all men are sleezy fuckers- just most of them so it makes it harder to find the good ones.
That being said, I don't think there's a time limit when switching to another team...
All men are sleazy fuckers.
All women are whinging bitches.
Generalisations are generalisations.
Still love ya Phish.
Oh honey. Would you really want one that undiscerning, anyway?
I hope you haven't thrown out all your dildos...
Yeah right...and women all seem to be in search of the BBD. I think people in general -male or female- act the same, for different reasons.
What is the BBD?
Bastard Before Dinner?
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