Friday, March 28, 2008

Pain. Much Pain

Its nearly 2 pm and I’m sitting here in my jammies. My hair is greasy and I need to brush my teeth. I slept last night. I actually slept!

For the past few nights I’ve woken up in torment. I have a toothache. Neurofen doesn’t work. Codeine doesn’t work. I’m in agony. Two nights ago it took two codeine, two neurofen and a shot of vodka to get me to sleep. Seriously dangerous stuff. Especially since they advocate no more than 6 neurofen a day, and that was over an hour. I think I passed out rather than went to sleep.

I went to the dentist last night. From all accounts it sounds like I have an infection UNDER a filling. Fucking OUCH!!!!

The x ray showed nothing, if it is what they think then I got in too early for anything to show. But they took the filling out and put two anti biotic linings in. Hopefully it will fix it. I took the opportunity of being numb to sleep for an hour when I got home. That hour was worth more than all the sleep I’d had all week.

And for now I’m still drugged to the eyeballs.

13 comments to “Pain. Much Pain.”

  1. Ohhhh….. *hugs*

    Tooth pain is the worst kind of pain. I had a tooth ache that ohh I think I blogged about it ;)

    At least you are getting it fixed. I haven’t yet :|


  2. Oh! Horrors! I do know about toothaches. I do hope the antibiotic fillings work.

    It’s 4:00 a.m. here. Alex and I are awake after cuddling and sleeping since 8:00 p.m. He’s outside catting around and I am trying to figure out why the furball decided to waken me and command that I open the door for him so early.


  3. Major sympathies from me.

    Owwwwww - poor little chooky!

    I had root canal a couple of years ago to deal with a broken tooth and that wasn’t a big heap of fun. I’m glad you’re getting it seen to.

    Bart Cat had to have two of his teeth taken out last week - so I”m sure he’s sympathising too.


  4. Next time the pain is insufferable, try something based on Nimesulid.

    I’m glad i’m back on board. I missed u for a while.


  5. I am. not. a. dentist. person. AT.ALL. Good luck and feel better because I feel for you!
  6. I fucking HATE toothache. If there is a bigger torment in the world I don’t know what it is.

    Get that sucker fixed!


  7. There are other, better drugs you can try….
  8. Hey girl how about that? I am glad to hear you are still around and it sounds like you have a regular man about as well. Yeah Phish! Good luck sweetie you deserve a good man! I have been watching American Idol and there is a guy on there from Perth. I love him of course!
  9. Fucken ouch.

    I hope to hell your all better soon… especially seeing as you’ll be coming to visit soon! You’ll need to be in tip-top shape for that!


  10. Yay for drugs. I kept a stash of an ex-girlfriend’s valium for just such instances.

    Of course the cost of dental work probably isn’t helping your pain at all!

    BTW - was a lurker on your old site and found you through another’s blogroll. Not sure why it was this that brought me out of lurkdom.


  11. Poor thing! MrWurdi’s been dealing with tooth pain this past week, too.

    It’s really good to “see” you again!


  12. I’m guessing so-and-so just got a little overzealous and knocked a filling out. ;)
  13. OUCHHHHHHHHHHHH

Monday, March 24, 2008

Updation!

Ok. This is a long one. I am finally updating about all that has happened in the month since I closed Phishez.

I am still seeing Overflow on a regular basis. So regular in fact, that he is no longer Overflow. Though after he got cum in my hair from doggy (yes fingers, head hair) maybe I should rename him. Nah, I like the name. It’s still casual and it was only last night that I told him I’m not seeing anyone else. So we;ll see how it progresses from here.

I am no longer working with Green Eyes. *boo*. I am going on holidays to Melb in a week or so, and as such work has given the opportunity to train someone else up in that area. Green Eyes is most displeased. Though that could be because he went away for a few days and came back to some seriously sick animals. Which had nothing to do with me. This is supposed to only be until I get back from holidays. The boss has already tried to implement changes that are detrimental to the room. I knocked that on the head pretty damn quickly though. Was a hell of a fight though.

On the plus side, my workload has lightened considerably, and I even got to sit down for half an hour before knock off time!

I have had several screaming matches with my supervisor. He has triend the ‘I’m in charge and what I say goes’ which really doesn’t roll with me. He has no idea what mork I do around the place, makes no effort to find out, and never remembers anything I tell him. He listens to what he wants to hear and will throw shit that I’ve told him back at me. Except he doesn’t actually know what I’ve said to him. I think my blood pressure rose just typing that.

I went away for the weekend. Over the mountains, and on to the next set of mountains in central NSW. Was a great weekend out at a property that was full of roo’s and rabbits. Great country hospitality, bushfires, toasting marshmallows, army boys and excess piss. Its been too long since I’ve been out that way and that life is so different from the one I live now. I yearn for a place where you can’t hear traffic :(

Bit of reflection: I am so stoked with the NSW police. An easter road toll of 0 is just too good to be true. On the way out to the property I must have seen about 6 police cars. And I was quite happy with that. To me the road toll is not just a number. Its someone who won’t be going home to their loved ones. Their kids will not be seeing their parents tonight, tomorrow. They won’t be there for weddings and graduations. They will never know their grandkids. They will never joke around with their mates again. Never have a few bevvies with the blokes/gals. So yeah, the police presence might be a pain in the arse, but I’m happy to put up with it if it saves even one person.

Easter happened. I didn’t get any easter eggs but I did get to suck cock. And I have to say, I so love post easter sales at darrell lea. YUM!!!!

I saw 10,000BC. Man that was one fucking AWESOME movie. Completely wrong, but completely fantastic at the same time. The effects were astounding. Well worth seeing in the cinema, to get the full effect of the movie. If you’re even considering going to see it, then stop considering and go buy a ticket. STAT!!!

I have some decent posts written to come in the next few days. Or I have some decent posts half-written for when I get blog-block.

My favourite saying at the moment - If men didn’t have dicks you’d throw rocks at them.

13 comments to “Updation!”

  1. Oh it’s you! Hey! :)

    It is my firm belief that supervisors and duty managers are actually the most useless people on earth. How do they get these jobs, seriously? They’re clueless and have no people skills…maybe that’s in the job specification or something.


  2. Wow, what a fabulous update! :)

    Back in FINE FORM!


  3. Thanks for the update and it’s great to see you back here!
  4. Well, it’s good to see your around again :)

    You sure have seem to been busy these past few weeks.


  5. Phishy, great to see you back! Can’t wait to hear a bit more about Overflow…

    And coming to melbourne, hooray! What are you up to in town?


  6. I was wondering what you’d be up to! Thanks for the update. Have fun. Alex says, “Purrrr-fect fun. OK?”
  7. I am very glad you are blogging again. :)

    I’d much rather suck cock than dye eggs, so I think you managed nicely for Easter.


  8. You wouldn’t throw rocks at me if I didn’t have a dick would you? Actually come to think of it, if men didn’t have dicks I’d throw rocks at them too!

    And the prospect of you in Melbourne next week is a very exciting one! Let’s go crazy Broadway sytle!!


  9. Broadway STYLE even. *sheepish grin* I’m not one much for poof-reading.

    I mean PROOF-reading. Oh fuck it, I’m going to stop now!


  10. Thanks for the update! I was wondering….

    I must have missed the whole naming of overflow and can only speculate as to how he got that name!!! Sounds like fun, doesn’t it?!


  11. Laura - Damn. Means I’ll never get promoted.

    Smack - haha. I’m, always in fine form!

    Prof - great to be back. As cheesy as it sounds.

    Joshua - life never ends!

    Miss D - be there in about 10 days. And SOO looking forward to it!

    Nick - I’ll have fun AND be safe. Sound ok to you?

    Josh - we all know how much I love sucking cock!

    Kez - who are you kidding, you love poof reading!

    Muse - he overflowed the condom the first time we ‘met’.


  12. Welcome back…and stop throwing rocks.
    Do you know why chicks have cunts ??
    So men will talk to them.
    Do you know why they have heads ??
    So we know which cunt is ours…

    Oh, it’s you Phish. Or do we call you Bitchtasm now ??

  13. Phishy Phishy… or is it Bitchy? No, that name doesn’t suit you at all!

    Anyway, good to see you back.

Monday, March 17, 2008

I really don't like banana's

Really. When that cyclone went through north Queensland and wiped out the banana crops I must have been the only Aussie who didn’t give a damn. I mean, yeah. I cared about the farmers. But as far is it affected me… well, it didn’t.

I very rarely eat bananas as is. I might eat two per year. Thats one individual banana every six months. In a good year. In fact, the most common way for me to eat a banana is drowned in thick, sugary vanilla custard. Or in a smoothie where banana isn’t the predominant taste.

I buy bananas to put in my fruit salad. And then its only because I use that fruit salad to make smoothies. I had two in my fridge for a little longer than I should have kept them. A friend suggested that I mash them up to make a banana sundae with a twist. And I thought, ‘Hell YEAH’. I mean, even I like banana sundaes.

So I did. I mished and mashed, and warmed the banana up ever so slightly. And put heaps of creamy vanilla icecream over the top, with caramel sauce and a sprinkling of nuts.

And it was gross.

One banana down, one more to go. Tonight I attempted to do something a little different. I thought that if I mixed the banana with a bit of nutella it would be better.

So I did. I mished and mashed, and warmed the banana up ever so slightly. I mixed in a generous amount of nutella and put heaps of icecream on top. And I sat down to eat it.

Fucking DISGUSTING!!! The warm squishy banana mixed withoily nut flavoured chocolate just felt slimy. I could barely gag down the first mouthful. I ended up eating the icecream and leaving the brown goo. Only by the time I’d finished. The brown goo had a grey sheen to it from the melted icecream. I half expected a golgothan to rise from it.

I really don’t like bananas. Next time I’m gonna throw the fuckers out.

6 comments to “I really don’t like banana’s.”

  1. Or milkshakes are good too- chocolate, peanut butter banana mmmmm…

    I would have suggested making banana bread.

  2. I’m okay with bananananana’s myself, although I hate typing the word, as I usually forget how many A’s and N’s I’ve typed in the middle so it comes out looking all screwy. The best thing to do with old ones though is cake, or bread. And I can’t eat them in public… Phallic fruit and I, do not a comfortable looking partnership make!
  3. I just cannot stand them.
    Not the flavour.
    Not the texture.
    Not the squishy-ness.

    I am so with you on the anti-banana thing.

    Just makes my tummy go all *blargh*

    Oh - and my Mum always uses the reallllly ripe bananas to make her banana cakes… actually, those are the only things that are banana that I can eat. Would you like the recipe?


  4. Okay do you ever make banana bread? That’s a good way to use up the over ripe bananas. Also, soemtimes I slice them up thin and put them on a peanutbutter sandwich and then grill the entire thing.
  5. I cannot deny the phallic intrigue of the banana.
  6. Princess - Mmm. Sounds like a yummy recipe. Pity my blender is crap. I’d end up with chunk of slimy banana all through it and penut butter on the bottom :(

    Kez - that’s cuz you’d rather a real phallic object!

    MissE - I HATE banana cake!

    Prof - what is it with the Northern Americans having penut butter and banana. I’ve never even heard of that combo!

    Josh - mmm. phallic intrigue.

Friday, March 14, 2008

Question

Today I got told that my necklace is really cool.

By someone with dreadlocks dyed three shades of blue.

Is that a good thing?

11 comments to “Question”

  1. There is an element of cool in a dreadlocked person giving a compliment I reckon. I like how they don’t give a damn about their hair and the ‘norm’ so yeh, I think it’s a good thing!
  2. Depends… was he/she stylish in their dreadlock-y-ness? Or was it more a case of the stinky-unwashed kind of dreadlock wearer?

    Coz this would definitely have a level of impact, I think…


  3. Sure it is! Why not?
  4. Absolutely yes.
  5. A compliment is a compliment is a compliment. Take it.
  6. Well it cannae be a bad thing can it?
  7. Yes it is.
  8. I don’t suppose it was a hemp necklace was it? Then I’d be worried, if not then you are probably safe to happily accept the compliment
  9. I suppose that depends upon whether or not you believe that your necklace is really cool.
  10. If Jah approves, then I guess it’s a good thing.
  11. unless worn by bob marley in the distant past the answer is a definite..no!