WANTED

Phish

Female, aged 23 years. For the crime of

WASTING A VAGINA
Subject hasn't had sex in at least 7 months.

Height: 164cm (5ft 5in)

Weight: undisclosed

Hair Colour: Red
Eye colour: Hazel
Race: Anglo Saxon

DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS
Scars:
One visible on right knee as a result of a bike accident as a 10 year old.


One on left eyelid as a result of trying to take a collapsible pram down the stairs in the dairy.

Piercings: One. In left nostril. Visible in above face shot.

Tattoos: Two
One on right shoulder blade, named 'Altor' (latin for strength).
Altor is a unicorn in rearing position.


One on left shoulder blade, named 'Indi' (short for independance).
Indi is a pegasus with wings extended and kicking with hind legs.

Moles/Freckles:
One 'beauty spot', under right eye
Two on right wrist.
One on neck
One under chin
One beneath right breast. But lets face it. If you're seeing that the crime might not be standing anymore.

Subject should be considered dangerous, as should ALL redheads, even when unarmed.
Authorities recommend approaching with caution, preferably with a ready supply of pina coladas and/or chocolate.

I heart you Karma!

A few weeks ago I was cleaning out my cupboards. I had too many clothes and couldn't fit them all in. So I decided to rid myself of some of my older, pre-Sydney clothes (read too big and waaay too daggy. Oh, how my tastes have changed since Sydney got its claws into me!)

Anyhoo. I had only a few months back bought myself two shirts from K-mart. They were both the same style as a shirt I already had, but in different colours. So I bought them without trying them on, in a size smaller. When I got home I put them on. They were a tad generous in their sizing, but they looked ok. Plus they were cheap. So I ripped the tags off and stowed them in a drawer.

Only to lose more weight.

I found them when I was cleaning the drawers. Most of the clothes I 'sorted' were in pretty bad condition, so I decided to toss them. These two tops were obviously never worn. I attempted to sell them on eBay, but they didn't take. I ended up giving them to a workmate.

Fast forward to late last week.

So I've lost quite a bit of weight recently. This person had a coat at home that they had purchased off eBay, but was quite small for its stated size. And she thought I might be interested in it.


She thought I might be interested in....


A LEOPARD PRINT TRENCHCOAT!















Oh.Holy.Fuck.Yes.

I decided not to post pics of the whole trenchy. But if anybody remembers me telling about my favourite necklace, thats it in the first pic.













And as an aside, how cute is this pic? I was on my compy, and Rai jumped up for a cuddle. Then she snuggled under my scarf and posed. All by herself!

Ouch!

I had today off work. And I decided to do something interesting for once. Well, semi-interesting. I took my car into the mechanic and did some stuff in the city while I waited. Read: I dealt with some insurance issues, had lunch and lurked on the makeup floor at Myer. The girls were really good there. I told them straight out I was pretty much just wasting time, so she had me smell almost everything that was vaguely interesting. Much fun.

Then I went back to the mechanics. My 'simple' service cost me $175. And they picked up that I would need new brakes shortly ($450 and $230 for front and back), and I needed a tune up ($125).

Fucking OUCH!

I have my rego due this week, so I had to skip getting my brakes and tune up. Methinks I'll shop around for that one. I only needed my service done at the dealership to keep my warranty. There's nothing about needing to get all of my work done there.

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Today is the two year anniversary of my arrival in Sydney.

Adventures in my pants, Part 1

I did my 'kini line the other day. I do it myself. I'm such a tight arse. But I have issues letting people I've just met playing with my girly bits. I'm beginning love when it starts to regrow. I find it fascinating. I always thought the hair would regrow in a random fashion. But it doesn't. It grows in LINES. I never knew this. But sure as hell, when the regrowth starts to push its stubbly little head through, its as neat as corn rows.

They're not completely straight, They all grow in a big curve. Starting at the outside, near the thigh, and curving inwards to the sweet spot. Though, I feel I should point out, there is none on actual sweet spot.

This is a relatively new discovery to me. Since I've never actually examined my own hair regrowth patterns that closely (and boy, was I bored the day that I found that out). This, coupled with the fact that any time I've been that close to another persons hairy zones, I've been too... 'preoccupied' to really take notice of how the hair grows.

So I want to know, does other peoples zones do this too? Am I some kind of super-organized anal-retentive freak?

There are two ways to answer these questions.

1. Accost random people and proposition them to investigate their pubic hair
2. Ask my blog mates

I choose #2. Spill.