Random Hilarity Ensues

We're having a party. Finally. Its a housewarming. I've only lived here since June. We decided to make it a halloween theme. We are going to decorate, and dress up, drink and play games. One of the games we're playing is called "Trick and Treat". Basically we're going to buy some damn expensive, individually wrapped chocolates. And put an instruction inside the wrapper, to make people act in odd and random ways. Should be fun. Some of the rules for our little game are as follows.

1. Accepting a chocolate means you accept the challenge
2. The trick is hidden in the treat wrapper
3. if you do not complete the challenge an appropriate punishment will be meted out by the hostesses
4. Do not let anybody know your challenge
5. Challenges must not be completed within one metre of the snack table, OR within 10 minutes of accepting the challenge
6. Maximum two challenges at a time.
7. All treats are handled with gloves. Some may have been licked. Don’t ask.
8. if there is no suggestion as to how many times/how long the trick must go for, it is over within an hour
9. When the challenge is completed you can stick the piece of paper here* (just so people don’t think your normally weird). You must wait at least 10 minutes from the completion of the task to stick it up.

Some of the tricks we have are:

• Kiss at least 4 people on the hand/wrist. At least one of these people must be of the same sex as you. You must have met one of these people tonight.
• Leave a conversation abruptly with a statement that ‘I just farted”
• Sing and dance a nursery rhyme (eg itsy bitsy spider, or I’m a little teapot).
• Find out someone’s middle name and refer to them using it for the entire night
• Make as many people as possible growl (grr…)
• Convince somebody that you are gay (or, if you are gay, that you are straight)
• High five everybody
• Announce each time you go to the bathroom. (this will be funnier if you pick one random person and tell them every time) for the whole night. You may accept two challenges if you want.
• Compliment somebody on their toes
• Follow somebody around until they ask you what you are doing
• Laugh at everything somebody says for five minutes
• Take a drink from somebody, take a sip, and give it back. Do this three times.
• Use the word mushroom as many times as possible during the night
• Tell someone that they have ‘shiiny’ skin
• Enter 3 conversations with ‘have you ever… killed a man before’
• Tell someone that you’ve been staring at their butt, while they are talking to other people
• Initiate a game of chinese whispers
• Pinch 5 people on the cheek and claim they are beautiful
• Dance when no one else is
• Tell someone ‘I have arms’
• Enter a conversation and only talk about yourself until the other person/somebody leaves
• Do the exaggerated drunk ‘[insert name here], I luv u’
• Point to the nearest person NOT in costume and start a chant of ‘strip, strip, strip’
• Strip (to underwear) and/or kiss someone on the mouth
• Take a bite from a chocolate, wrap it up again, and put it back in the bowl
• Smell people
• Start a game of chubby bunny
• Select a random person. Every time they talk, interrupt them
• Quote as many movies as possible
• Enter a conversation and ask if anybody wants to give you 6 condoms. If asked why say you’re doing a survey
• Tell people ‘I am well maintained’/’I maintain myself well’
• Start a conversation about pubic hair
• Tell a group of people the hokey pokey is what its all about, and do the motions

We want more ideas along these lines. So pitch in everybody! Lets make normal people weird!

*On the instruction poster.