Saturday, October 06, 2007

Bitchslaps all round!

I'm so gonna get arse raped over this one. Which I'm ok with, so long as lots of lube is used...

So I got some action. It was quite unexpected but a hell of alot of fun. And it happened so fast too. On Sunday I did the smut post, which was autobiographical, and was about this guy. Later that night he sent me a text. Well, just a picture... of *hem* himself. If you know what I mean.

I was shocked, to say the least. I hadn't expected to hear from him ever. EVER again. I was shaking like I'd just been physically beaten. After all that happened, he chose to contact me again. Though I'm pretty sure (now, after events) that it had been a while for him. So maybe I was just the fallback fuck. Whatever. If I'm that for him, he's that for me.

Monday saw the 'favourite mistake' post. He was mine, and I was given the opportunity to make it again. Though I hadn't decided if I'd take that chance.

I let it sit for a few days while I pondered how I'd react. Would I be angry, or hurt, or horny. Turns out I was all three. When I did respond I insulted him, flattered his penis, and asked him 'why?' This was Tuesday. We were texting, and he rang me. I sat there and laughed as it rang out. I wasn't ready to talk to him.

Wednesday we discovered the joys of MMS and text sex. He asked if he could come over. I said no. It was too late, and I decided not to do 'late' this time.

Thursdays are my only free day during the week. He said he'd be over, but neglected to give an approximate time. I did a quick post, celebrating the end of celibacy, then headed out for dinner and a spot of shopping. He texted half an hour before the cut off time, asked if I was still up for it, and said he was on his way.

It was great. Afterwards we talked for a bit, just like normal. I remember thinking that I thought the self tan moisturiser hadn't worked, and all it made me do was look jaundiced and dirty. But seeing my light brown leg tangled between his omo bright white legs made me think different. He left. I didn't expect, nor want, him to stay.

I dunno. It feels different this time. There's no anxiety, no real need to have him all the time. There's no complicating feelings. Some people catch up for coffee and a chat. We catch up for sex and a chat. Its just how we are.

It was SR. Let the bitch slapping commence...

15 comments:

oestrebunny said...

Well I'm not sure I know who SR is, but as long as you had a good time and it's all good, then Woo for you! :)

Cazzie!!! said...

Just be careful girl that is all :)

Josh said...

No bitch slapp'n required here.

As you e-lover I have to say i'm jealous/envious/horny as hell but as a mate, I am always happy when a friend is getting what the want or need.

Giddy up I say.

Kitty said...

Nah! No bitchslapping required! You are in control and know what you are doing. Where's the harm in that?

Good cock is really difficult to pass up hey? You are just like me e-sister Phish!

Go the self-tan baby. You hawt.

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

I'll just repeat what Cazzie said.

Still, I'm sure your cheeks have a rosy glow right now :)

George said...

I'm glad you had fun and I'm glad you were careful

Steph said...

Why a bitchslappin? I'll give you a round of applause instead for breaking your MFZ!! Whooo hooo! The cobwebs are gone!! :P

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Had fun, did you?

The T-Dude said...

Friends with benefits...had a few of those in my time. It's a good thing.

Spiky Zora Jones said...

Sweetie, It's nice to hear you didn't hurt him...It's wonderful babes.

Next time though, don't be so nice. Wear your spurs. I can send you a pair of mine if you like.

There's nothing that turns a guy on more than a girl in her cowboy boots and spurs. Um...I do mean just, boots and spurs...ciao babes.

Professor said...

SR!?! Be careful and take care....

~Miss Smack said...

hey, why does she need to be careful? Is he chopper reed or something? We all know he has a weapon of mass destruction in his pants, so maybe he's Osama. eh?

phishez_rule said...

Oestre - SR is an unpleasant part of recent history.

Cazzie - Oh, I will.

Josh - it was a good ride

Kitty - No harm, at the moment.

Ingsoc - I slept quite well that night.

George - I'm glad too!

Steph - Do you even remember SR?

Nick - in a word, yes.

T - It is, unless it ends on a bad note. Then its no friend and no benefits.

SZJ - really? He always asks me to meet him at the door using a toy.

Prof - I will.

Smack - Saddam was the one with the WOMD.

unique_stephen said...

I get busy and miss a few days and look what I missed

fingers said...

What a delightful story, Phish. You post some porn, he sends you a pic of his pecker, next thing you're playing 'Mr Wibbly-Wobbly Hides His Helmet'.
Very classy...