Monday, October 22, 2007

So I made a mistake. Duh. Who didn't see it coming really? Hooking up with SR again was a disaster waiting to happen. He's a cunt. Always has been, and still is. I think I should walk away before I get hurt.

Ah well, at least I got laid out of it eh? If I hadn't the next guy may have ended up with several broken bones by the end of the night.

Next Friday will be the last time I see Iceman, unless we swap numbers. So Friday will either see me tired but elated, or tired, hungover and depressed.

35 comments:

Cazzie!!! said...

Damn, I just don't have the right words for ya right now...heck, I oughta know some words.... like..be good to yourself and she'll be right cobber..but they seem lame...right now...I'll be back okay.

phishez_rule said...

Cazzie - its no big deal. Really. I guess I knew it would happen. I'm just pissed that I went back to it. But, on the plus side, it has highlighted how I've changed this last year.

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Can't you locate a fuck buddy who isn't a, uh, cunt? Try hard, please. (As Alex would add, "OK?")

fingers said...

'5 things that I do, did or like that I’m proud of, but that others may think are totally lame.'

I guess you just found #6, Dumb Ass...

phishez_rule said...

Nick - it seems that they all are that way inclined.

Fingers - you wouldn't think it was lame if you saw the vids.

fingers said...

Except that you're probably too lame to have videoed it...

phishez_rule said...

Haha. Nice try. I choose not to prove it.

Oceanshaman said...

Sounds like a positive lesson potentially learned . . .

I say "potential" because I have experienced this same lesson, many times over, only to repeat the same mistake, overtaken by the primal drive to, yes, get laid . . .

May you be tired but elated in a week . . .

Kelly said...

SR is a fool, and so is Iceman should you not swap numbers! What are these crazy men thinking?!

Josh said...

Bugger swapping numbers, just go straight for swapping bodily fluids.

That way there is no more hanging around wondering or waiting for him to call.

Anyhow, if you you think you are going to get hurt, don't walk away, Run.

If you are not going to walk away then it must have been so good that I am with Fingers - bring on the videos so we can all see what the big deal is.

Spiky Zora Jones said...

phish...baby, you are beautiful and sexy.
Listen to Spiky Zora Jones...love 101...There comes a time when you drift and you see no end in sight.

There comes when you gotta take contol of your life. There comes a time when love will come to you...just be ready with open arms.

There comes a time, you just gotta grab the bull by the dick...um, I mean by the horn and just say fuck it.

Honey...love and sex will come to you and you will meet that guy that delights your heart to no-end.

Just remember one thing...you have the pussy and that means you make the rules.

Ciao babes...um, sorry I got carried away there. When it comes to love and sex...I'm very passionate.

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

Just look after yourself, OK?

Don't get depressed and never undervalue yourself.

You will find what you want when you aren't looking, or so they say.

OneHungMan said...

You said it all...at least you got some.

poody said...

Rat Bastards all of them!

George said...

Sounds like run away from SR would be a better choice than walk away.

Be careful

yrautca said...

Ahhhh the soap that life is.

Betty Boob Hug said...

just stick to twiddling your diddly and wait for a nice guy - one that treats you proper.

WHY oh WHY are there so many horrible jerks in the world? didn't their mama's raise them right?

Steph said...

Some men are bigger pussies than Godzillas roast beef curtains.

That is all.

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Thank you for confirming that guys can be cunts too.

Keshi said...

all men r crazy!

Keshi.

Professor said...

OMG, OMG, OMG! You used the C-word... this is really bad. He's an ass! Hang in there!And don't walk away- run!

Desirea Madison said...

I'm sorry. I had gone a year too, although I think I can keep counting, because masturbating in front of a guy doesn't count. I was hoping for more cooperation.

mutleythedog said...

Never mind sweet heart.. It will all be alright because you are great at heart!!

The T-Dude said...

I guess it is all really just about expectations. If you expected him to be a cunt but were happy with a good shag out of the deal, then there is nothing to be disappointed about. I once dated an aerobics teacher and she was a rstupid, demanding bitch, but the sex was good so I figured it was a fair trade as long as that was all I really expected.

Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

Sounds like you're a pretty smart cookie....you know he's a cunt and you think you should walk away. Sounds about right to me...;)

Effortlessly Average said...

Ok, I'm feeling jaded righ this moment so while I could wait about 10 minutes before commenting (when my more positive perspective reaffirms itself) I'm not gonna.

I say use him before he has the chance to use you. Just get what you need/want from him. Broken bones are worse than a broken heart, right? At least those heal faster.

Memphis Steve said...

Well, I didn't see it coming, but then I wasn't there. If I had been I'd probably have been trying to horn in and run off with you. Sorry to hear it, though.

Memphis Steve said...

By the way, I'm going to be up all night trying to figure out Steph's crack about Godzilla's roast beef curtains.

Kitty said...

Been there done that Phish. But conidering what I know about SR, I would have done the same thing honey.

Don't be hard on yourself, it will be ok. I hope Iceman gets his shit together on Friday.

jali said...

Imagine the tune" She's Got Legs"

New lyrics:

She got laid. She knew how to use it.

Paris Hilton said...

Just give him your number and say "Stay in touch". That, or just grab his crotch.

Spiky Zora Jones said...

Phish baby...come to me, babes. You amd me will go out on the town and God help the guys we catch with our smiles...um, and other talents.

Rome is...I mean Los Angeles is burning, but the clubs we will save from the fire, for sure.

Ciao babes.

~Miss Smack said...

Unfortunately it happens. We just gotta pull up our knickers, and get on with it. Be strong though. This fuck is not a demonstration of your worth and above all, never ever reply, or contact him again, even if he offers you a hunka-hunka- burnin' man meat.

miss diarist said...

Run. Run fast. Straight into the bed of someone who isn't such a tosser, preferably.

phishez_rule said...

Ocean - It was an acknowledged lesson. Wether it sinks in is another thing.

Kelly - Iceman wasn't there :(

Josh - I spent a fair bit of time last night swapping bodily fluid.

SZJ - I'd love to grap the bull by the dick and fuck it ;P

Ingsoc - How can I be depressed when I've got new jammies?

OHM - some and a bit.

Poody - amen sista!

George - I'm putting on my running shoes now.

Y - If it weren't for the drama I'd be so bored.

Betty - thats what randoms are for

Steph - ROFL! Thats brilliant!

Bug - Did it need confirmation?

Keshi - and stoopid too.

Prof - yep. He's a certified c***

Desi - seriously, you can get some at a club, any time you want.

Mutley - aww, shucks

T - bet she was flexible too!

Stacy - Its easy when I haven't spoken to him in a few days.

Effortless - I did. And it was good.

Memphis - you don't know it? Its a meat curtains = labia.

Kitty - he was hard, and thats hard to resist.

Jali - I did.

Paris - being direct seems to work rather well.

Smack - so its the same deal we agreed on last time

Miss D - we'll see how the newbie is in a few days.