I have an e-family. If you're reading this, chances are you are in it!
Kez and Steph. Ignoring the fact that if these two will never be actual parents, because they both like a bit of penis, AND the fact that they would be the most awesomely irresponsible parents in the world, these two have really shaped my blog from the beginning. Kez introduced me to it all, and Steph I've known since my blog baby was only two months old.
Josh. Though there's nothing special about that. He's a bit of an e-slut.
e-siblings (2 of one, 3 of the other)
Crushed by Ingsoc. What more can I say? We are that close.
Fingers. He's rude, crude and damn entertaining. And when the shit starts flying, he's right in the thick of it.
Kelly. If we didn't live in different countries we'd have met up and have a gazillion debaucherous tales to tell.
Keshi. I haven't known her all that long really, but her blog is a place to kick off your shoes and have a few chardy's.
Kitty. She's an inspiration to lose weight and be as naughty as I want to be.
Betty would be the fun, young aunt. She'd take you shopping, and sneak you beer at the family 'do.
Nick. What can I say. He's older than most of my regular readers.
Mutley. He's the uncle who makes you nearly wet yourself laughing with the most basic jokes. He has a great way of telling his stories.
Obesio. We'll call him dirty Uncle Obesio thanks.
e - Grandparent
Smack. Even though she's gone away, she's still with us in spirit.
Who's in your e-family?