- A waxed snatch.
- Pampering in the form of a mani/pedi
- Sex and the City box set
- Clothes, specifically nice jeans and a sexy top.
- Cat toys. The entertain me too, and my cats just love me soo much right now.
- Sex toys.
Oh noes! I'm almost at climax and it cuts out! I frantically swapped the batteries out. Because my pre orgasmic brain just doesn't realise that the sudden lack of buzzing isn't because my fresh batteries suddenly and completely died.
Fresh batteries do nothing. The indicator light flashes but no goodies. Shit. I frantically fossic through my draw to try to find something to finish me off*. And I realise I have too many toys! Some broken ones I've kept because the tickler still works. Some I never use. I need to clean out my drawers. Luckily I have my old work bag to throw out, so I may secrete them all out in that.
I love toy shopping, but I hate the waiting bit! So now I just wait for my new toys to show up, to refill my empty drawers.
*no, manual handling doesn't do anything at this stage. Once I start with a vibe, I have to finish with a vibe.