Sunday, February 18, 2007

Pros and cons of being female

Pros:
  • You can eat chocolate for breakfast and no-one complains
  • You can wear a slightly opaque shirt and save $50 on new tyres
  • Holiday calories mean that the chocolate I just ate for breakfast (at 12.15) doesn't count! Huzzah!!!
  • Pretty underwear. Seriously, guys underdaks just don't have the same appeal.

Cons:
  • Menstrual surprises. On second time worn gorgoeus cream coloured underwear. Thank you jeebus that I know how to do washing.

8 comments:

Me said...

Another pro: multiple orgasms.

Another con: having to give yourself the multiple orgasms.

;)

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

I think that I shall continue to celebrate my being male.

mist1 said...

I love being a chick. Seriously. Although, I wouldn't mind coming back as a guy next time around. I've got lots of good pick up lines stored up.

Steph said...

I'd rather be a dude too...Well a dude who wears stilletos. I can't part with those. Guess I'd rather be a tranny :P

Cazzie!!! said...

OMG, it sux massively!!!
I once dropped my daughter to kindergarten and the teacher says, "Did you know you have a red stain on your WHITE skirt?" OMG...I almost died..then a few months later I almost died having the operation that stopped all that bleeding.
http://idontdomornings.blogspot.com/2006/07/what-is-nf.html


The white skirt..well, it was ok after I preened it like 50 bloody times!!!

poody said...

yep, we have all had the "honey you have a bad spot on your seat" moment!

phishez_rule said...

Me: too true.

Nick: it's difficult being a chick, but fun if you can manage it.

Mist: I wouldn't change it

Steph: but then you'd have this funny looking thing hanging around between your legs that pops up to visit at inappropriate moments.

Cazzie: one of the reasons I don't wear white. I'll check out the link asap.

Poody: I hate those moments.

Professor said...

Pro- multiple orgasims