- You can eat chocolate for breakfast and no-one complains
- You can wear a slightly opaque shirt and save $50 on new tyres
- Holiday calories mean that the chocolate I just ate for breakfast (at 12.15) doesn't count! Huzzah!!!
- Pretty underwear. Seriously, guys underdaks just don't have the same appeal.
- Menstrual surprises. On second time worn gorgoeus cream coloured underwear. Thank you jeebus that I know how to do washing.