- You can eat chocolate for breakfast and no-one complains
- You can wear a slightly opaque shirt and save $50 on new tyres
- Holiday calories mean that the chocolate I just ate for breakfast (at 12.15) doesn't count! Huzzah!!!
- Pretty underwear. Seriously, guys underdaks just don't have the same appeal.
Cons:
- Menstrual surprises. On second time worn gorgoeus cream coloured underwear. Thank you jeebus that I know how to do washing.
8 comments:
Another pro: multiple orgasms.
Another con: having to give yourself the multiple orgasms.
;)
I think that I shall continue to celebrate my being male.
I love being a chick. Seriously. Although, I wouldn't mind coming back as a guy next time around. I've got lots of good pick up lines stored up.
I'd rather be a dude too...Well a dude who wears stilletos. I can't part with those. Guess I'd rather be a tranny :P
OMG, it sux massively!!!
I once dropped my daughter to kindergarten and the teacher says, "Did you know you have a red stain on your WHITE skirt?" OMG...I almost died..then a few months later I almost died having the operation that stopped all that bleeding.
http://idontdomornings.blogspot.com/2006/07/what-is-nf.html
The white skirt..well, it was ok after I preened it like 50 bloody times!!!
yep, we have all had the "honey you have a bad spot on your seat" moment!
Me: too true.
Nick: it's difficult being a chick, but fun if you can manage it.
Mist: I wouldn't change it
Steph: but then you'd have this funny looking thing hanging around between your legs that pops up to visit at inappropriate moments.
Cazzie: one of the reasons I don't wear white. I'll check out the link asap.
Poody: I hate those moments.
Pro- multiple orgasims
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