Monday, November 12, 2007

I am not a filthy, filthy wh0re

Having said that, I do like playing that part. If there's anything the last few days have taught me, its that I LOVE playing that part.

I'm having so much fun on that site. Seriously. And apparently so are the guys. I signed up on Thursday night. And my profile has been going nutso! NUTSO peoples.

I've had almost 1300 people check my profile. And by the time I finish typing this. It will be over that.

I've gotten 75 messages and 76 winks. And I'm having a hell of alot of fun sorting through them all. Let me tell you! Though I don't have the time to respond to all of them.

And I'm on 45 hot lists.

I'm quite surprised. I have had very few offers from older guys, and very few from attached guys. I did state an age bracket that I was interested in, and that I do not do infidelity.

Seems the guys really dig a girl who knows what she wants. And I mean REALLY dig a girl who knows what she wants.

So why can't I find guys like this in real life? I think its hard for me to put myself out there when I'm that way inclined, to people who already know me. Horny minx me is very different to regular, daggy snorts-when-she-laughs me. I guess I'm worried that if the people who knew me, knew that side, they'd run screaming for the hills. Or the bedroom.

Well, I only snort when I laugh if I'm on a sugar high.

I've chatted to a few of the guys so far. Several have been extremely interesting. In fact, if I hadn't had a visit from Aunt Flo, I'd be meeting them in days.

So, bearing in mind I'm not a dirty, dirty tr@mp, I'd like to remind everyone that we have lots of new penis!


Jana_no1 said...

Woo Hoo!!! First post!

sharnee said...

I say that it's great meeting guys online. You can be yourself and that's always a nice thing. Good luck (keep us updated!).

blonde canadian said...

Work it, phish!

Livy said...

I am married, and I put my pic and details in a few years ago and made up a profile to what I thought men would want. Same deal. Great fun.

You've been tagged, check my blog for details.

Josh said...

Hate to burst you bubble, 1000 of those profile checks were me staking you.

I just lurv a lady who collects peni, self medicates with sugar and snorts when she laughs.

Have fun with the winkers.

Effortlessly Average said...

So what I wonder is: are those guys who love women who know what they want able to give it to her?

Sgt said...

I often wondered what sort of response I would garner posting to one of those profile matching sites.

Not that I'm not happily married.. but just wonder how I would fare on the techno meat market

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

So what sort of guy ARE you looking for in real life?

And why would the real you put them off?

Spiky Zora Jones said...

Phis...are you loving it! It sounds wonderful. hell yeah...babes, you are hot. I keep telling you. You're yummy babes.

Saw your penis collection. Hey guys...I'm waiting for the big 9-1/2 inches and up. Then I just want to put on my boots and Cowboy hat...and ride.

later babes.

Moi said...

Wow! Maybe I need to get me a profile on this website - what is it?!

The T-Dude said...

If there is one thing I know, it's that the real you is the only you that someone can truly fall in love with, anything else is a recipe for resentment and unfullfilled wants and desires. It's fun to be someone else. It is fun to let the inhibitions fall away online, but in the real world where hearts are both broken and mended, being who you truly are is the only path to a true romance that lasts the test of time.

Anonymous said...

WHOOOHOOOO girl - I am in raptures of laughter for you. I can just imagine (well I can ONLY imagine) what it would be like to have 75 interests. Holy GodStick!

I am not happy with my Christian Love online site. No I am not. I sent a man an email and he checked out my profile and didn't write me back.
I have been rejected on Christian dot com.
I'm thinking about writing to Jesus and dobbing on him.....

but you go with this! yeeehaaaa, have some fun.
Giddy Up.

Keshi said...

the best thing abt meeting guys online is that u can be urself.

Good on ya babez! Enjoy :)


Steph said...

I met my boy on an online message board and he's perfectly normal, cute and goes down for hours.

Go phishy!!

Chucky said...

well sure does sound like you're having some fun there.

I wonder if my penis had a secret...

Kezza said...

Internet dating is a fucking laugh riot, my fave story is of a boy who was messaging both me and a lady friend of mine, obviously without realising that we were freinds and were sharing the messages (but not sharing the love - thats just wrong) Oh and speaking of snorting while you laugh, I just did thanks to the "visit from Aunty Flo" hi-fucking-larious!

fingers said...

Good luck Phish.
And if this doesn't work, there's always EBay.
I'll start the bidding at $4...

Desirea Madison said...

I didn't know you had a penis site :)~

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Playing the online whore
Can be fun to explore
Receiving hits galore
But not in the boudoir
Or it may become hardcore

muse said...

The dry spell appears to be ending in your neck of the woods. Way to Go!

phishez_rule said...

Jana - first comment even?

Sharnee - I will keep you guys updated. I promise.

BC - I don't have to work it, they're coming right for me!

Livy - it is fun isn't it. Quite the ego boost.

Josh - you have 1000 different profiles. Wow. You seriously need a hobby.

EA - they'll try.

Sgt - just post pics of your boobs. They'll love you. Not that I did that or anything.

Ingsoc - Thats a post all of its own.

SZJ - If I see one that big I'll write on it for you.

Moi - if you want to know, email me and I'll tell you.

T - thats the sweetest thing.

Betty - go for it. Send the guy to hell.

Keshi - it has its advantages and disadvantages.

Steph - for hours you say? Care to share?

Chucky - everybody's penis has a secret.

Kezza - bwah-ha. Men are so stupid. Did he send the same message to the both of you?

Fingers - pfft. An night with me comes with battery operated fun too. Thats worth at least a fiver.

Desi I do and its fun.

Nick - haha! You'se funny.

Muse - seems the dry spell is about to become a flood.

Josh said...

Playing slutty is always fun when it's with someone special. I like to think of myself as a "slut in private."

While we're on the subject... what's the secret to getting random dudes to send you pictures of their wang?