Anyhoo, its a halter neck. The lowest cut I've ever had at the back. Its so low that there is a strap that ties above where the back of your bra would be. And its low cut at the front. There's a steel ring between my boobs, and all you can see is flesh underneath. Observe.
So as you can see, its not really accommodating for me to wear a bra. So I don't. In return, I have to hitch up the halter high, and tie it pretty tight at the back. And this lift the girls up, making them look fab.
Anyhoo. Today we all went out to lunch. And we were walking down some stairs, the girls bouncing a little as we went, and suddenly the halter came a little loose on the back of my neck. I reach up to tighten it, only to find the knot is still secure. WTF?!?
I pull on the string and it is definitely loose.
Glancing down and I see that the strap has pulled out the top. Yep. I almost had a Tara Reid moment. My knockers were so heavy that they broke the damn dress on the first day I wore it!
And nobody has a pin.
Oh noes! What am I going to do?
The good news is, I was in the scouts. I fixed it with two paperclips. Good as new. Fuck, it was so good, I could be MacGyver's lovechild.
Anyhoo. Dress all fixed now. Knockers still big. All good.
Now, just because I'm such a comment whore. If this post gets 50 comments, I'll post a pic of them for you. That should bring my lurkers out of the woodwork.
And no spamming. *looking at Fingers, Kitty, OHM, Josh and Spiky*
*and Crushed and Steve and T, and Y, and Bug... Ahh fukkit*
*Looks at everything with a penis, Kitty and Spiky*
NO SPAMMING! Spammed comments will not be counted!
48 comments:
50 comments you say, I've been reading a few blogs, this and a small few are my favorites, thou I am looking to blog myself.. hhmmm I'd Rather read. So how do you fix it with 2 clips? sounds rather clever :)
You would have made a fine farm girl. They could fix anything with bubble gum and baling wire. Very self-reliant types. In fact, I remember a girl when I was growing up who got snowed in alone at the farm, about 12 years old mind you, and she got kicked by a horse. Big gash in the leg. What did she do? Sewed herself up. After the storm, went to the doc and he just left them in 'cause they were doing a fine job.
That is udderly ridiculous and yet impressive that you could break a dress with your chesticles.
What is wrong with ham in a can? Everybody loves spam!
That's some impressive boobage you have going on there, girlfriend. Very nice.
I've nearly given up on going braless in anything less than leather or vinyl.
OHM resembles that remark.
I notice you didn't mentioned whether or not they'd be covered?
Can we have a definite statement on this? :)
Where did you get that steel ring...a basketball court ??
Steve - welcome out of lurksville! I pinned the strap and the top together with one clip, wrapped them around each other, and secured them with the second clip.
T - bet they loaded her up with antibiotics though!
Josh - the only things that should come in a can are fruit and condensed milk.
Ima - lol! How often do you wear those?
OHM - which remark? Ima's?
Ingsoc - depends how much comment action I get. If it goes over 50, then uncovered. If not, then either covered, up permanently, or uncovered, but only for a few hours.
Fingers - you must be confusing me with Betty or MissE, mine aren't quite that big.
I all UP for it :p even if I have to stand up and take a breather.
OK, this is my contribution toward the 50.
hey girl is that u in the pic? WOW u do hv big ones :) NICE!
I love halter neck tops.
Keshi.
If you don't get 50 comments after promising a full viewing, there's something terribly wrong in the blogosphere.
I am loving that you called yourself macgyuvers love bitch. "Fixed it with two safety pins"
mwhahaha, I had a big chuckle at this.
The dress is pretty! Love your hair colour.
Doing my bit....35 to go.
God, anything to further this cause. Bring on the titties!!!
Some guy called Fingers just sent me an email and told me to Comment ;) LOL
I never lurk nor stalk - I simply admire from afar....
Never it it be said I didn't do my part!
This is my first time here and I can't wait to see em. I'll show you mine if...
nudeman40@yahoo.com
I'm thinking about that.
If you need someone to hold em' back so you don't have that Tara Reid moment...
only 28??
we need to see them people!!!
Your comment about OHM spamming just to see some hooters.
I'm not commenting again because I need to see Phishez's boobies. I'm just commenting because I had something else to say that was interesting and blog worthy.
But now I have forgotton.
woopsy!
that was a wasted comment up there. I don't know what I was thinking.
oh dear, and now here is another.
Did you know Australia is four million miles NEARER the sun in AUS Summer, than we are in our summer
Of course, we are nearer in winter.
This is why climate in the Southern hemisphere is more exteme.
I think the top is fab, the pattern is very paisley, very now. My boobies are 20DD, so I know exactly what you mean. Last night they had a bra special on Today Tonight, a new bra has just come out that you can completely switch around to make it go with any outfit. My boobs are far too large and saggy to go braless. *sigh*
50, huh? Well, I’m number 43 so we’re almost there.
So when you get you chesticles out you wont be needing those paperclips anymore.
I am guessing with your MacGyver skills and the paper clips you will be able to build a nuclear reactor or some such..
Ah Scouts..dib dib dib dob dob dob...come and look what is behind this bush little boy...much easier to see it with your shorts of don't you think?
Some people don't understand NO SPAMMING!
I'm not counting spammed comments. And then there was the request for keeping them to myself. Which I'm taking one comment off the tally for.
So right now we're actually at 26 comments, including this.
Tyler - It will be at the end of the first post after it gets to 50.
Keshi - they are big.
Lad - Comment whoring at its worst
Betty - it was two paperclips. Much more impressive.
Martha - Hi there. Didn't know you still hung around.
Scorpy - lol, I wouldn't actually put it past the dirty bugger.
Mutley - they're big enough to do so.
Ingsoc - some interesting facts. But spamming isn't counted.
Lowry - lol. But no spamming.
OHM - at least you listened!
Betty - lol! Its only two, so I'm not counting that as spamming.
Livy - I was a 20C, should have been a 22D. I've lost weight, but my boobs have actually stayed the same. I'm a 16D to 16DD.
Josh - they just gotta be free sometimes!
LOl Try those strapless bras or even the cups that fit under and kind of to the sides of the breats for dresses like this one. It is a nice dress by the way. SO, I hear you got yourself a date... let's hear it then!
Phish...I am off to my makeup appointment and hair consultant appointment...Palao, for my photo shoot,
But I'm not going till I comment on this...baby, you're hot. I want to see your boobs and you're past 50 comments. Ha. Gimme that sneeky peeky please. Wait, let me get my camera out.
I'm so going to have to post on the subject of your boobs. That is so a hot dress.
Ciao babes...Thanks for the mention.
Those must have been industrial strength paper clips. Some of us have already shown you ours on your other blog, it's about time you returned the favor.
Broke a dress with the girls!?! you rock!
Lurking as always, like the gutter tramp I am.
This one time at band camp....
I love your...umm....blog =)
Hi phish, I just came by to imagine that top...bursting iopen...sigh. I thought I saw a nipple.
(Tosses bootle of half full burbon)
woah...I think I had one to many.
(Lights up a Dooby)
Cough...cough, but babes I have to see the rack. Hello. Ah yes, imagination is a fabulous thing, huh?
bring on the boobage!
Phish...Hello babes, I thought that maybe you would post a boob...just one at least, Because i'm sick...cough...cough. It would make me feel better. Cough.
I know you will help a gal out...cough.
ciao babes...hurry before...it's...to...late. Cough.
Always ready to do my civic duty to bring the numbers of posts up to the required level.....
Sorry I'm late. They fellas are probably disappointed in the late show... thus being one more down from 50.
47... getting closer. yikes.
Phish babes. would you call that grabbing hold of the brass ring?
Um, I'm not well yet, either.
Ciao babes.
sweetie...baby doll. I just had to come back and look at that photo of your rack. I just had to lick the center of that brass ring. my imaagination running wild.
I had to wash my tongue...cause of the dust on the screen...EEEEWWWW!
Come on give it up...pics please.
Ok, Ok. I'll post pics. But won't be today (going out) and won't be tomorrow (staying in), maybe on the weekend.
YAY for your magnificent boobies! Can't wait to see 'em out and about!
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