Yep. Thats me. I can't even get laid when I advertise on an all sex website.
I had something lined up for tomorrow. He's getting back with his ex.
I just texted a guy from the site. No response.
Just chatted to a guy who I've been 'talking to' since I joined. Asked him if he was busy this weekend. He said he wasn't. I ask him if he wanted to catch up and suddenly he's busy. Then he tells me he's not really horny. He's 23 and not horny.
It must be true then.
I'm going to eat my height in icecream and go back to bed.
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Being a guy, I am an expert in what guys like in a gina. Just post some pics and we'll see if we can't figure out the problem... (pats self on back congratulates self for coming up with foolproof plan to see Phishez nude)
you're funny. i don't have much time now but i will be back. what's your name mean? Pisces?
Better pack some battery friends before you hit the bed.
Ice cream will never let you down like men will. Stick with Ben and Jerry- the only guys a woman can depend on!
phish - I'm so sorry, sweetie. I wish I knew what to say or do to make it all better... and to get you some sweet sweeet loving.... or some hot and dirty loving if that's more your pref.
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Ice cream! yum. What's you fave flavour?
You shouldn't let those guys off of the website bother you one bit. They probably couldn't get it up anyway.
Maybe they are looking to marry and have kids instead of casual sex!?!
You should try having my life - at least you have big boobs...
That must have been a Christian dating website. For real!
23 and not horny = dirty sextagenarian who hasn't filled his viagra prescription this week.
sumthing wrong with the guy ^^ it's his loss.
You must come here to Melbourne and then go to the beach at Ocean Grove. We went there today..so much eye candy....hmmmm, well, you know, I can look and all still right?? LOL
Hey, plenty more Phish in the sea....
Patience, girl.
Phish...They are stupid asses. babes...you're hot. I want to snuggle up to your boobs.
What is wrong with Aussie guys?
you could try and solicit physical companionship on this website - I'm guessing that you'll score without too much trouble.
Well, on the bright side...it looks like you got a couple back together again...
fingers is such a fucker, isn't he?
Don’t put yourself down, kid. It ain’t easy even on an “all sex” website.
I have a friend in Los Angeles who’s been on one of those for years. She used to report her results to me via email. Overall, she figured that 4 out of 5 of the guys she contacted would back out before a “meet.” Of the remaining, two-thirds would want her to blow them and then they’d find an excuse to run. Of the remaining one-third of 20% of her contacts, maybe one in twenty were worth the “meet.”
Sorry to pass this on.
Have you thought about locating a fuck-buddy? No strings, just sex and on call whenever either of you need to get off.
well since I saw the most recent post this one seems to be pointless in saying....yeah its prety bad when you cannt get sex from a I-will-fuk-for-food.com site. But then again everytime I went looking for sex I could never find it. The moment I gave up I more pussy than you could shake a stick at!
Eh, skin-to-skin human interaction is overrated.
(At least, that's what I tell myself whenever I've been shot down.)
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