Monday, November 19, 2007

My words are tasty.

Ok, so my last post was a crock of shit. I was feeling like shit. And that's because I got turned down by a 23 year old who was previously gagging for it.

Long story short, I met one of the guys today. I chatted to him last week for a bit. We swapped numbers. We emailed. Wet met. We fucked. It was good.

Here's the long version. I chatted to him last week for a bit. We swapped numbers. We emailed. We arranged to meet. I had today off, so today seemed like a good idea. He drove to my area. And he got lost. Then he got lost again... and again. Finally he found a park and we met. We had lunch, chatted a bit. He got a call. Some deadline at work wasn't met. We left to go to my place. Almost there and he gets another call. He has to go now, like RIGHT NOW. I convince him to come over for a little bit. He relents. We get in the door and I dash off to pee. I go back into my bedroom to find him mostly naked, stretched out on my bed...

And that's where the long version ends. I'm hungry and off to get some lunch.

29 comments:

fingers said...

Nice work, Phish.
Anonymous sex with an stranger off a website before noon on a Monday...

phishez_rule said...

It wasn't anonymous. I know his name.

fingers said...

Yeah, I always find that after I have sex with anonymous people I tune on the net, then meet in the park on Monday mornings, by lunchtime we're calling each other by first name and holding hands...

phishez_rule said...

So maybe you could give me tips next time?

MissE said...

*sigh*
Can I have your life, phish?
The most I get is quite literally in my dreams...

Kelly said...

nice. half naked on the bed in the time it takes to go to the loo. Fantastico.

Were you wearing that new dress held together with paperclips?

redcap said...

Isn't it a bit rude for a lad to get half his kit off without a proper invitation, though? If he gets half your kit off, that's entirely different.

The T-Dude said...

Did he come with pizza and beer? Wait, that didn't sound right...

~Miss Smack said...

I agree with redcap although if you just want a quick wham bam thankyou ma'am, then what does it matter about his lack of manners eh?

Just make sure any of these men get YOU OFF before they get themselves off, and above all, be safe. Tell someone you're meeting them, and use a rubber.

Obesio said...

How was the nookie?

Jay said...

Well...good for you.

poody said...

I so wish you could find yourself a nice young man to be your boyfriend.

Spiky Zora Jones said...

Phish...you know I'm a hornbag. I want details, I want hot steammy sex detail. I want to know everything. I want to know what he did to you and what you did to him.

Well since we're on my wants...I want to see your boobs too...ha.

Ahem...Le please.

ciao babes...way to go girl.

Joshua said...

well con grats =)

Hope it was good for you too!

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Was it gooooooooooooooooooooood?

yrautca said...

how romantic!

Betty said...

I NEED DETAILS! was it awkward? what do you chit chat about? is it hard to do without the vodka?

I am mightly impressed with you Phish.

Professor said...

If he was half nekkid then it didn't take long to get him ALL nekkid- yummers!

stevie b said...

sounds like the sex as bad and you had lunch twice apparently?

Kezza said...

Congratulations on teh secks! lol

Okay who am I kidding, I can't do the whole interwebs speak. But hey, I'm glad you got yourself a minge-full of cock! Sorry I didn't reply to the SMS, lets just call that jealousy!

Moi said...

Wow! Rock on woman! ;)

Tyler Durden said...

Atta girl! Sex with a perfect stranger. Was it as good for you as it was for him?

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Where were all the girls like you when I was in my early 20s?

honkeie2 said...

damn tit post like this should come with visual aides!

jali said...

Damn!

We eat fucking turkey and Canadians are fucking like turkeys. Maybe it's time for me to move.

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

Fair play, you enjoy yourself!

Nothing wrong with it, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

BottleBlonde said...

I'm with Betty. I need details! At least tell us whether he was circumcised.

P.S. The 23 year old takes it up the poop chute.

Josh said...

Sounds like all parties got what they wanted. That's good.

phishez_rule said...

Josh, Nick, Jay, Obesio, Tyler - Very good. Will be going back for seconds.

MissE - do you want the website address. You're guaranteed some action there.

Kelly - lol, no. I don't think it would have stood the test.

Red - very rude. I like to make them naked myself.

Smack - I'm safe with it. Always use protection and always meet in public first.

Poody - but then I'd have nothing to blog about.

SZJ - well I can fulfill one of those requests.

Y - there were candles in my mind.

Betty - keep it casual and its damn easy to do. We both knew what we wanted out of it.

Stevie - lol. I didn't have lunch when we met. He had lunch, I had coffee.

Kezza - you must be really kermiting now then.

Moi - wOOt.

Bug - there were girls like me, you just didn't ask them.

Honk - lol. No. Posts like this SHOULDN'T come with visual aides.

Jali - I'm an aussie, not a candian. But I had lots to be thankful for.

Ingsoc - you say that because you do it too!

BB - I think he was. I love a cut cock.