I had the morning from hell. I had extra time this morning so decided to put on a hit of mascara and eyeliner. Job normally takes a minute. I glance at the clock when I'm done and see that 5 minutes has passed. And I'm running late!
I make my train by 2 minutes.
I get to work to discover
- I've spilt museli (morning tea) through my bag. I have no money to go buy anything so I have to try to salvage as much as I can.
- my sliced tomatos for my sandwich have leaked onto some of the museli and stuck it to my wallet
- I have something in my eye and it stings like a motherfucker
- I took my glasses out of my workbag today.
- I have no eye drops
- my carefully applied mascara is running all over the place and I'm beginning to resemble a raccoon.
- my neck hurts from sleeping funny on it.
I'm so much a garfield right now. I fucking hate mondays!!!
And I'm due for my period too!