Monday, August 11, 2008


I had the morning from hell. I had extra time this morning so decided to put on a hit of mascara and eyeliner. Job normally takes a minute. I glance at the clock when I'm done and see that 5 minutes has passed. And I'm running late!

I make my train by 2 minutes.

I get to work to discover
- I've spilt museli (morning tea) through my bag. I have no money to go buy anything so I have to try to salvage as much as I can.
- my sliced tomatos for my sandwich have leaked onto some of the museli and stuck it to my wallet
- I have something in my eye and it stings like a motherfucker
- I took my glasses out of my workbag today.
- I have no eye drops
- my carefully applied mascara is running all over the place and I'm beginning to resemble a raccoon.
- my neck hurts from sleeping funny on it.

I'm so much a garfield right now. I fucking hate mondays!!!

And I'm due for my period too!


MissE said...

okay - that sucks.
Hope the day improved... or if it didn't, hope that the rest of the week is MILES better.


Clyde said...

Ah, Monday mornings are such a breeze---big plans for the week.
Lifes a bitch

colonel eggroll said...

I'm totally with you. Mondays suck! Hope everything gets better!

Anonymous said...

OMG honey! Happy Monday... pfft!

Hope it gets better!

Moi said...

Phishez! I moved to London and lost track of all my favourite blogs, but after a solid 15 minutes of Google searches I have found you again!

Professor said...

Sorry your day sucks! It most certainly is a Monday in the worst sense of the word... hang in there- it only lasts 24 hours- thank the goddess for Tuesdays!

Crushed said...

I hate Mondays- but I'm not due my period.

Kezza said...

Wow, as far as Mondays go, that one totally sucked the big one! At least you have the remainder of the week to recover. Mondays can blow all they damn well like, but it's the weekends that really matter!

Anonymous said...

I think I'm getting my periods too. I watched Mamma Mia today at the cinema and cried the whole way through it.

I hope your Tuesday was better! xx

*adelaine said...

i feel you.. i really do...