A boyfriend in high school called his Mr. Winky. he would say...take a look. Being on my knees anyway...Fuck me, he winked. It had to be a trick using his hands...but I had to ask when first I saw it...do that again.
I think most girls give cocks names...like I had a b'f who's cock was pinkish. I called his cock Pinky. B/F didn't like that at all. It wasn't cause it was small, cause he wasn't. It was pickish...especially below the helmet.
Presley called his Lil' Elvis. Colonel Klink was applied to mine by a more than close friend at one time many years ago but I could never figure out why....
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I've never given mine a name... but it has been called Goldilocks by a couple of different blokes.
One guy I knew called his GEORGE.
That would have been fine, except im stupid and find that name hilarious. So much so that I cant help but laugh when i hear it.
Needless to say, he introduced me to George by name, and I pissed myself laughing.
Note to self: men do NOT like dropping their pants to a woman only to be met with hysterical laughter.
Uh, I didn't get the memo about giving him a name...
Honestly none of the guys I knew named their penises.
A boyfriend in high school called his Mr. Winky. he would say...take a look. Being on my knees anyway...Fuck me, he winked. It had to be a trick using his hands...but I had to ask when first I saw it...do that again.
I think most girls give cocks names...like I had a b'f who's cock was pinkish. I called his cock Pinky. B/F didn't like that at all. It wasn't cause it was small, cause he wasn't. It was pickish...especially below the helmet.
ha...fun post sweetie..
Later.
oh...this has good potential. Guys... let's hear em...
OK. In response to Kelly's challenge, I've decided to name him: XL!
I call min "Giganto" which seems to make the girls giggle when I announce his name.
I also have a novelty ruler with the cm increments labeled as inches but that is another story...
Best name I've heard is...
"Weapon of ass destruction."
Never have named mine, don't plan to either. And I can't remember what my wife called it. Other than
it was something dumb.
Robyn Williams calls his his, "one eyed anaconda of love"
Presley called his Lil' Elvis. Colonel Klink was applied to mine by a more than close friend at one time many years ago but I could never figure out why....
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