Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Crotch update

How nice is it when you have an ingrown hair, and it just sits there for sooo long*, that you're beginning to freak** that you've got herpes*** and you finally free that little fucker.

I don't have herpes. Phew!

*just a little red lump, no infection, no hair visibly hiding. For three weeks dammit!
**there is no minor worry stage. You skip that and go for full out freaking.
*** cuz I'm such a fucking innocent angel.

17 comments:

unique_stephen said...

you could have given birth to an extra clit. Twice the phun.
Now you've just got twice the puss

Fusion said...

Now how did I know Stephen would be the first to comment on this? ;)
And witty as usual as well...

Kezza said...

About that ingrown hair/herpes thing. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

That is all :o)

Josh said...

Ingrown hair(s) hey? Have heard that story before....

unique_stephen said...

We'll when I finally get around to that dinner with you I'll be comforted to know that you:

A: don't have the clap
B: have a huge poxy zit on your flaps with a nasty hair crowing out of it at a jaunt.

sparsely kate said...

that's why with my pubic region, I leave well enough alone.Nooo pluckin' or shavin' or waxin'. Never mind I'm growing a forest.

Ben said...

I hate it when my grandmother makes me inspect her crotch for in-grown hairs.

Wow. I just made myself throw up in my mouth a little bit.

fingers said...

Now Phish, I know this your blog and you're entitled to post whatever you feel like posting...but for fuck's sake, there must be more than this going on in your life...

phishez said...

Stephen - I don't know what your in growns look like, but when I get the hair out, the pus just goes away.

Fusion - he had a double dip at this one. Rude bugger!

Kez - I'd rather have in growns than herpes any day!

Josh - I bet you have. And I bet you took your chances and went ahead anyway too :P

Stephen - Again, your ingrowns must b quite disgusting. Are you sure you don't have some kind of... infection to make them this way? :P

Kate - Urgh. I masty too much to bother going hunting through a forest.

Ben - I'm glad I just finished eating.

Fingers - well, yes, work is quite full on. But I don't blog about that.

phishez said...

Fingers (again) - nope. I've got no life. I swear I'm growing cobwebs down there too.

Clyde said...

So you sat there with a mirror looking for ingrowns and dusting off the cobwebs
All you have to do is invite us all around and we will dust that sucker off, give it a full service and tune up and take it out for a spin

Kelly said...

wait... you are growing cobwebs, but thought you had herpes...

what exactly are you doing with yourself?

sharnee said...

Oh I love pimples and ingrown hairs. Maybe I'm not quite right but that's ok. In Japan I once saw this stuff for pierced ears where you "floss" your earring holes to get that gunky crap out! (I never bought any though).

mutleythedog said...

This is a teeny bit dull as well as horrid...

Professor said...

Well, isn't that painful and just gross. And i understand where you're coming from!

Fanny F said...

I would be relieved that it's only an ingrown too. Freaks the guys out, no?

phishez said...

Clyde - A spin! Wow! Will you also take me out to a talkie?

Kelly - I'm having a break from shagging anything that moves.

Sharnee - I'm addicted to pimples. People always tell me I have great skin and ask me what I do. I tell them I pick pimples. That usually shuts them up.

Mutts - channeling fingers there are you?

Prof - every girl gets ingrowns. Except Kate, who's apparently a hippy. (luv ya Kate)

Fanny - I dunno, I haven't had anyone down there in a while.