How nice is it when you have an ingrown hair, and it just sits there for sooo long*, that you're beginning to freak** that you've got herpes*** and you finally free that little fucker.
I don't have herpes. Phew!
*just a little red lump, no infection, no hair visibly hiding. For three weeks dammit!
**there is no minor worry stage. You skip that and go for full out freaking.
*** cuz I'm such a fucking innocent angel.
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you could have given birth to an extra clit. Twice the phun.
Now you've just got twice the puss
Now how did I know Stephen would be the first to comment on this? ;)
And witty as usual as well...
About that ingrown hair/herpes thing. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
That is all :o)
Ingrown hair(s) hey? Have heard that story before....
We'll when I finally get around to that dinner with you I'll be comforted to know that you:
A: don't have the clap
B: have a huge poxy zit on your flaps with a nasty hair crowing out of it at a jaunt.
that's why with my pubic region, I leave well enough alone.Nooo pluckin' or shavin' or waxin'. Never mind I'm growing a forest.
I hate it when my grandmother makes me inspect her crotch for in-grown hairs.
Wow. I just made myself throw up in my mouth a little bit.
Now Phish, I know this your blog and you're entitled to post whatever you feel like posting...but for fuck's sake, there must be more than this going on in your life...
Stephen - I don't know what your in growns look like, but when I get the hair out, the pus just goes away.
Fusion - he had a double dip at this one. Rude bugger!
Kez - I'd rather have in growns than herpes any day!
Josh - I bet you have. And I bet you took your chances and went ahead anyway too :P
Stephen - Again, your ingrowns must b quite disgusting. Are you sure you don't have some kind of... infection to make them this way? :P
Kate - Urgh. I masty too much to bother going hunting through a forest.
Ben - I'm glad I just finished eating.
Fingers - well, yes, work is quite full on. But I don't blog about that.
Fingers (again) - nope. I've got no life. I swear I'm growing cobwebs down there too.
So you sat there with a mirror looking for ingrowns and dusting off the cobwebs
All you have to do is invite us all around and we will dust that sucker off, give it a full service and tune up and take it out for a spin
wait... you are growing cobwebs, but thought you had herpes...
what exactly are you doing with yourself?
Oh I love pimples and ingrown hairs. Maybe I'm not quite right but that's ok. In Japan I once saw this stuff for pierced ears where you "floss" your earring holes to get that gunky crap out! (I never bought any though).
This is a teeny bit dull as well as horrid...
Well, isn't that painful and just gross. And i understand where you're coming from!
I would be relieved that it's only an ingrown too. Freaks the guys out, no?
Clyde - A spin! Wow! Will you also take me out to a talkie?
Kelly - I'm having a break from shagging anything that moves.
Sharnee - I'm addicted to pimples. People always tell me I have great skin and ask me what I do. I tell them I pick pimples. That usually shuts them up.
Mutts - channeling fingers there are you?
Prof - every girl gets ingrowns. Except Kate, who's apparently a hippy. (luv ya Kate)
Fanny - I dunno, I haven't had anyone down there in a while.
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