Monday, December 10, 2007

I like giving head

There. I said it. I like giving head. I don't give head on my knees. No fucking way. I like to make myself comfortable. I'll lie between the guys thighs. I think of it as a cuddle with legs instead of arms. And it works kinda well to. There's no need for awkward conversation because, frankly, there's no eye contact to initiate conversation. And if you're sucking a dick, you can't talk.

Also I love the view. If you haven't already noticed. I really like penis. So sitting eye to eye with one is just bliss for me. No matter how big or small it is. I love to watch. I love to observe the way it bends, the veins and ridges. Whether the head is a big mushroom cap, or a small button. I love how its not cylindrical. How it has that ridge that runs up the underside of the shaft. I love to run my tongue over that.

I love the way the shaft is so hard, but the skin slides over the top of it. I love the way the head feels on my lips. So smooth and soft, and just a little bit spongy. I love the transition from hard shaft to soft knob. I love the way it feels as my tongue swirls around it. And the way it feels at the back of my throat. I hate gagging, but its worth it.

I love watching him twitch when I nuzzle into his nuts, sucking them gently. I especially love the way he groans when I stroke him as I do this. I've had guys wear their knees at their ears out of ecstasy. I am that good.

I love after he cums, when he's all shaky. And I just gently kiss his nuts, and thighs. I'll gently suck his cock as it begins to shrink. I love to watch it shrivel up into itself as he drifts off to another plane.

Yep. I gotta say. I like giving head. And I'm proud of it. Cuz I do it so fucking well!

20 comments:

nudeman40 said...

God you got me hard. I am at work and have a great buldge in my pants and can't go out of my office to a meeting. Damn you are good woman...

Memphis Steve said...

Oh my God, I'm sitting here at work reading this, with smoke rising out of my pants.

Kezza said...

Wow, I thought I was a fan of the peen-eye however after reading that you've made me feel like a total novice.

Jeezus, if I weren't the screaming queen I am I'd have to agree with the above comments - but you know, I have my pride and homo-reputation to keep in mind!

Josh said...

What are you doing this weekend?...actually what are you doing right now????

fingers said...

Talk's cheap.
Pucker up, Hot Lips...

Betty said...

SO you are a master at blowjobs AND at scrabble? wow phishy!! :)

poody said...

gotta love a girl who knows what she likes

Spiky Zora Jones said...

My god Phish...I wish you were that good at tipping the velvet. ha! No really...you describe it beautifully, artfully you rise him like a tower to eventually lay him back down gently in his bliss. Bravo...babes. I am impressed.

I too love giving head. I would say, I love it second only to tipping the velvet. Pussy makes me so f'ing wet) muffins...now they are sweet.

Don't you love the tickle of a cock when he teases his way down your throat and cums at the back of your throat. Yummy. Italian guys...taste the best. Must be all the olive oil. I once had a guy down my throat (Vince) and I could feel him cum down my throat...it was so sexy...I had an orgasm too.

baby...you get an A+ on spiky's love/sex 101-69b The art of sucking cock.
Ciaao babes...this was a hot post. You did gooood!

Kitty said...

All women believe they are the High Priestess of Blow Jobs. I've always found men so easy to please.

However, I don't doubt your abilities Phish, not in the least baby. You go baby, I love a good cock suck myself...

Joshua said...

Oh damn!

'nuf said.

OneHungMan said...

OneHung thinks he may be in love.

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

Well, that IS a useful skill, seriously.

I've known a lot of woman who suck at it (poor pun, there)

It's when they catch their teeth on the sensitive bit underneath your foreskin, I don't like.

unique_stephen said...

Do you give lessons?

itelli said...

It's not really a post where ur male readership will go "I'm with ya"... Is it?

:P

phishez_rule said...

Nudeman - m'bad.

Steve - I'll put out that fire.

Kez - hey, the though of ANYONE sucking your cock should make you happy.

Josh - right now? Blogging in my underwear. Why do you ask?

Fingers - I'm not kissing your arse.

Betty - yep. A woman of many talents.

Poody - Most guys don't complain.

SZJ - tipping the velvet? First time I've heard it called that. And an A+. For me???

Kitty - tis' true, men are easy.

Josh - damn indeed.

OHM - Phish agrees.

Ingsoc - I've caught my teeth a few times. I'm usually very careful though. And its only when its really thick.

Stephen - do you know someone who needs them?

Itelli - lol. the male readerships seems quite happy.

Professor said...

Wow! Nice... and I know just what you mean. Ah the satisfaction... and the power behind giving a bj!

Ms Smack said...

holy toledo woman!

Lad Litter said...

There are less enjoyable hobbies, Phish. I was once told by a gay acquaintance who I think fancied me, "It doesn't matter whether it's a bloke or a chick who's sucking you off, as long as you're being sucked off." I didn't agree.

phishez_rule said...

Prof - and its fun too!

Smack - its a secret talent.

Lad - I've heard the same from some gay guys. Once you've had two drink you don't care.

Josh said...

This is the best description of the act I've yet to read.