Monday, December 24, 2007

My 12 days of Christmas


I stole this from Prof.

NAME 12 CHRISTMAS CAROLS
1. Silent Night
2. Joy to the world
3. Deck the Halls
4. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
5. Come all ye faithful
6. We three kings
7. Six White Boomers
8. Yeah, not big in Christmas carols.
9.
10.
11.
12.


NAME 11 DECORATIONS YOU PUT ON THE TREE
1. Tinsel
2. Baubles
3. Santa ornament with a dangly bit between his legs.
4. Fairy Lights
5. A star at the top
6. Gold stars
7. Candy canes
8. Small presents
9. Nativity Scene (at the base)
10. Beads on a string.
11. The cats. They climb the fucking thing

NAME 10 PRESENTS YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
1. Vibrator
2. Adultshop vouchers
3. Silver jewellery
4. EzyDVD vouchers
5. Money
6. Alcohol
7. New phone with 5 mp camera (dreaming!)
8. A treadmill
9. Jigsaw puzzles
10. Vouchers


NAME 9 FOODS YOU LOVE EATING ON CHRISTMAS DAY
1. Turkey. I heart turkey!
2. Ham
3. Vege soup
4. Garden Salad
5. Fruit Salad
6. Low fat custard
7. Penis (a girl can dream)
8. Diet Portello
9. Tabbouleh

NAME 8 PEOPLE FOR WHOM YOU WILL BUY GIFTS
1.Mum
2. Jana
3. Brad (brother)
4. Dad
5. The Biotch
6. The roomie
7. The galpal
8. The cats.


NAME 7 REASONS YOU LOVE CHRISTMAS
1. I get all my shopping done early. So I love going to Westfield and watching all the idiots racing around for the ultimate gift.
2. You are expected to put on weight. So its fantastic when I don't do that.
3. Turkey.
4. Pre Christmas Sales
5. Post Christmas Sales
6. The atmosphere. Work this week has been really fun.
7.The overtime!

NAME 6 THINGS YOU DO ON CHRISTMAS MORNING
1. go to work (2 hours only)
2. cuddle cats and feed them wet food
3. have huge coffee
4. call parentals
5. open presents while on the phone
6. watch cats play with wrapping paper/boxes


FINISH IT:
5. Golden: sunrise
4. Calling: family
3. French: kissing
2. Turtle: eggs
1. And a: nap in the afternoon

NAME 4 GIFTS YOU HATE GETTING
1. chocolate.
2. clothes.
3. cheap calendars
4. socks

NAME 3 PLACES YOU HAVE TO SHOP FOR CHRISTMAS
1. Avon.
2. Paddy's Markets
3. Westfield


NAME 2 CHRISTMAS WISHES
1. Lots of sex for everybody
2. Peace on Earth. Hey, it's the season to be corny.

NAME 1 PERSON YOU HOPE TO KISS UNDER THE MISTLETOE
1. Green Eyes. Duh!

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After busting my ass to get through work today, we got to leave an hour early. So I nipped over to the post office to pick up the new Matthew Reilly Book. Its currently sitting on my desk, looking all white and crisp, and smelling oh-so lovely. Yeah, I'm such a nerd.

On the way home from the post office I dropped into Westfield for a coffee and a nibble. Since I've gotten my Christmas Shopping done ages ago, I love to watch the crowd. I ordered my coffee and cake, and went and sat down while it was being made. The crowd thinned and my drink was placed up at the bar, so I trundled up to get it. I looked at the girl, and she looked at me. I looked at the drink. And I looked at her. And I asked 'is this skinny?'. It wasn't. Some fucker stole my bloody coffee on Christmas eve! Seriously, does the Christmas spirit not extend to sweet sweet caffeinated beverages?

Tonight I go see Enchanted. I'm soooo looking forward to this. Mmmm. McDreamy for a whole 1 hour and 47 minutes.

8 comments:

Kelly said...

hahaha Let me know how Enchanted goes for ya! I was going to go see it a la lonely, because Sweetness won't take me to see 'that crap' hahaha

Hope it's good.

Also... have to go see PS I love you a la lonely too. Men are buttheads sometimes! I sit through some hellacious CRAP sometimes!

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

Well I did ALL my Xmas shopping today.

Your wishes sound good, I agree with them.

Hope you have a lovely Xmas, Phish and that 2008 is a good year for you.

Spiky Zora Jones said...

Phish...You are marvelous...Oh don't say it like Billy Crystal/ Say it with your sexy voice...fab post babes.

I am having a huge Christmas Eve party and I'm here at work...I'm out of here at 1:30 in the PM...I have lots to do, plus I have to get dolled up nice and pretty. I'd rather be fucking all night. My bubba will be with nanny. :(

I need a drink.

I don't even know why I'm here...the President is somewhere celebrating and will not call me for council, plus he and cabinet have my batman cell phone numba...Yo.

Have a Merry Christmas honey...wish you were coming to my party.

muse said...

Screwged at the coffee counter-that shit ain't right!

The T-Dude said...

Merry X-mas Phish.

Trundling Grunt said...

Happy Christmas - hope you get all those presents and a great time.

Ms Smack said...

So, how was the movie? Do tell! I wanna go see American Gangsta!

Professor said...

Great list! I love it! But you hate getting chocolate!