I stole this from Prof.1. Silent Night
NAME 12 CHRISTMAS CAROLS
NAME 12 CHRISTMAS CAROLS
2. Joy to the world
3. Deck the Halls
4. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
5. Come all ye faithful
6. We three kings
7. Six White Boomers
8. Yeah, not big in Christmas carols.
NAME 11 DECORATIONS YOU PUT ON THE TREE
3. Santa ornament with a dangly bit between his legs.
4. Fairy Lights
5. A star at the top
6. Gold stars
7. Candy canes
8. Small presents
9. Nativity Scene (at the base)
10. Beads on a string.
11. The cats. They climb the fucking thing
NAME 10 PRESENTS YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS1. Vibrator
2. Adultshop vouchers
3. Silver jewellery
4. EzyDVD vouchers
7. New phone with 5 mp camera (dreaming!)
8. A treadmill
9. Jigsaw puzzles
NAME 9 FOODS YOU LOVE EATING ON CHRISTMAS DAY1. Turkey. I heart turkey!
3. Vege soup
4. Garden Salad
5. Fruit Salad
6. Low fat custard
7. Penis (a girl can dream)
8. Diet Portello
NAME 8 PEOPLE FOR WHOM YOU WILL BUY GIFTS1.Mum
3. Brad (brother)
5. The Biotch
6. The roomie
7. The galpal
8. The cats.
NAME 7 REASONS YOU LOVE CHRISTMAS1. I get all my shopping done early. So I love going to Westfield and watching all the idiots racing around for the ultimate gift.
2. You are expected to put on weight. So its fantastic when I don't do that.
4. Pre Christmas Sales
5. Post Christmas Sales
6. The atmosphere. Work this week has been really fun.
NAME 6 THINGS YOU DO ON CHRISTMAS MORNING1. go to work (2 hours only)
2. cuddle cats and feed them wet food
3. have huge coffee
4. call parentals
5. open presents while on the phone
6. watch cats play with wrapping paper/boxes
FINISH IT:5. Golden: sunrise
4. Calling: family
3. French: kissing
2. Turtle: eggs
1. And a: nap in the afternoon
NAME 4 GIFTS YOU HATE GETTING
3. cheap calendars
NAME 3 PLACES YOU HAVE TO SHOP FOR CHRISTMAS
2. Paddy's Markets
NAME 2 CHRISTMAS WISHES
1. Lots of sex for everybody
2. Peace on Earth. Hey, it's the season to be corny.
NAME 1 PERSON YOU HOPE TO KISS UNDER THE MISTLETOE1. Green Eyes. Duh!
After busting my ass to get through work today, we got to leave an hour early. So I nipped over to the post office to pick up the new Matthew Reilly Book. Its currently sitting on my desk, looking all white and crisp, and smelling oh-so lovely. Yeah, I'm such a nerd.
On the way home from the post office I dropped into Westfield for a coffee and a nibble. Since I've gotten my Christmas Shopping done ages ago, I love to watch the crowd. I ordered my coffee and cake, and went and sat down while it was being made. The crowd thinned and my drink was placed up at the bar, so I trundled up to get it. I looked at the girl, and she looked at me. I looked at the drink. And I looked at her. And I asked 'is this skinny?'. It wasn't. Some fucker stole my bloody coffee on Christmas eve! Seriously, does the Christmas spirit not extend to sweet sweet caffeinated beverages?
Tonight I go see Enchanted. I'm soooo looking forward to this. Mmmm. McDreamy for a whole 1 hour and 47 minutes.