Sunday, December 30, 2007

What the fudge...?

Ok. The other strange dream I was referring to in yesterdays post was a sex dream, of sorts.

It was with one of the guys from uni. I love him to bits, but have never had sex with him. And he was as hot as all get out. I love to cuddle this guy. He's like a squishy rock.

Anyhoo. We hooked up. At his dorm. But we couldn't do anything because there weren't any even surfaces in his room (like that matters anyways!). So we decided to head over to my room. And we took a boat, despite the fact that it was a 3 minute walk and no water around.

So we were sailing over to my dorm. But the water was an oily black. And my mate was swimming in the water. And all of a sudden he was being chased by an albino, prehistoric, predatory fish.

Because he had stolen its soap!

18 comments:

Ms Smack said...

HAHAH I have NO Idea how any dream interpretor is gonna figure that one out!

Desirea Madison said...

A squishy rock. I like that!

maverick said...

@hey...

funny dream :)

cheers!!

ve a great new yr

Kezza said...

Err, maybe it's time to lay off the brandy custard... Excess consumtion may have an halucenogenic effect!

Betty said...

you have to get your dreams and put them into a Stephen King style novel! they are awesomely bad but scary :)

fingers said...

I love hearing about peoples' dreams nearly as much as I enjoy listening to hippies recount their last acid trip...

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Dreams like that are always so frustrating! (It sounds like numerous ones I’ve had).

Scorpy said...

Did I already wish you a happy new year? well if I didn't here is another one "HAPPY NEW YEAR!"

Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

Whoa....that one is a little off, isn't it?

Check it out here.

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

Have you ever seen 'A Naked Lunch'?

Spiky Zora Jones said...

Phish...Like yeah...hum, I hate when someone steals my soap too.

Ciao babes...sweet dreams babes, it's natural this time of the year to have dreams of the oddest sort. Believe me...it's twoo.
I had a dream I ate a giant marshemallo and in the morning my pillow was gone...and I didn't feel like eating for a week. :)
It's twoo.

ciao babes.

jali said...

I need dreams like yours onc e in a while.

Happy New Year!

Ms Smack said...

Happy New Year, honey!

Here's to another year of your blog and mine! xcx

Cheers
Cath

Josh said...

Wow, that's pretty surreal.

Happy 2008 Phishy! Hope you have all the love/sex/good stuff you want!

Rups said...

And the dream?

xox ;) Rups

electro-kevin said...

Fuck me, Phishez.

It bothers me that you can mind read an albino, prehistoric, predatory fish.

Unless this one could talk of course, but that would be ridiculous wouldn't it !

;-) xxx

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Doesn't get hotter than that!

Professor said...

What the hell did you drink before you went to bed?