Friday, December 28, 2007

Cats and Dogs

My cats are very strange. Very strange indeed. When I am home, I have one within arms reach at pretty much all times. The clear exception is when I'm on the toilet and they're yelling outside the door, or when I'm in the shower under the wet stuff.

Don't get me wrong. I love my cats, but its gotten to the point where they are just under my feet sometimes. For example...

Boots has taken to residing under my desk chair. If I'm there, you can guarantee that she's there. If she's not there, she's on the couch nearby sleeping or watching me, or playing fetch. In this picture, she was lying down until I moved to take the pic of her.

I threw her toy into the chair where Rai was. They had a little play fight. But Rai was in the defensible position so she won. Though she had no idea what the 'fight' was over. Boots sat there until Rai chose to leave.

Then there's Rai. Who comes when I click. Boots has begun to do the same. Boots knows how to sit on command and she even begs, when she feels like it. They follow me from room to room. If I go into the bathroom one of them will be in there within minutes.

My cats are slowly morphing in dogs. Graceful, elegant non-smelly dogs. Next thing you know, they'll be drooling when its food time.

Rai already drools sometimes, but she was raised by dogs, so what do you expect?

I have 5 days off. I'm not working until the 2nd. Huzzah!

I went shopping today. Bought myself some interview clothes, very hot and all a size smaller than my current interview clothes. The top is a business shirt, but the pants I can dress down to smart casual, so not a complete waste of money.

I also got some new underwear, DVD's, contact lenses and tops. I like the tops. Observe.

I also don't have any plans for new year. How sad. Everybody else has plans and I've been left out, yet again, by the biotch. Unless I get something coming up last minute, I'll be saddling up the girls, and heading out to Darling Harbour for a few hours. I suspect I'll consume lots of coffee and possibly several drinks in various bars around the place.

But it would be nice to have some company. So if anybody else is stag for the night, drop me an email!


electro-kevin said...

Fantastic cleavage, Phishez. I wouldn't be looking at your laughter lines I can assure you that.


Anonymous said...

I think I am too old to go out already. LOL

Going to bed early just sounds good to me.

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Lovely kitten photos. All three of 'em.

nudeman40 said...

God I would like to spend a few hours in your lovely clevage( and other wonderous spots of yours). I am alone this new years also but MANY miles from you or I would certainly accompany you for the evening... Have a great New Year and have fun fucking and sucking your way through it...

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

I would say come to our little party, but it's not gor very in orgaonisation yet (not my rsponsibility) and it involves a 12,000 mile plane journey.

So maybe not an option.

You have lovely skin, you know that? Stop worrying about the odd line.

Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

Hey, nice boobages there, Phishez! ;)

My dog Jezebel is up my ass ALL the time. I always shut the bathroom door when I'm in there because she'll just sit at my feet and stare at me. She HATEs it when I close the door on's like she thinks I have some secret escape hatch in there and I'm going to leave without her.

And I really think my plans this New Years will be to hang out at home. It's too dangerous on the roads out there...both for me AND the other people on the road with me! ;)

Princess of the Universe said...

Agreed- nice cleavage :)
Too bad there's several thousand miles (and time zones) between us. I don't have much (by choice) going on for New Year's.
Scrabulous date?

Effortlessly Average said...

Hey, I'm stag New Year's Eve. And I'll even buy the coffee if you promise to laugh at a couple of my jokes. heh.

Helen said...

Hey Phish, I feel your pussy angst, mine lurk, and do that walk right in front of me thing all the time. Lovely cleavage.

OneHungMan said...

Nice tits.

Kezza said...

How about a night of gay-clubbing at poofter pubs I don't really like? Not for you? No not for me either but thats my plan. Seeing as I'm now "old" and don't like crowds I'll be avoiding large crowds like the plague, but I'm sure if you're wearing a top like that you'll do just fine, no matter what you decide to do!

Have a good one m'dear!

Anonymous said...

hiya phishy, love the top! green is my very favourite colour for girls.

oh new years eve? who can be bothered? stay home and watch it on tv. It's how I live my exciting life - on the edge of the couch!

no seriously, go out and party. you are young, you have no kids and you can do whatever the hell you want.

redcap said...

NYE has too many bloody expectations for my liking. It's inevitably disappointing. So I stopped doing it four or five years back and it's been great. I hole up in the house with DVDs, popcorn and booze and if I can be arsed and I'm still awake, I take the 60-second walk to the beach to watch the fireworks at midnight.

PS Nice rack ;)

Ms Smack said...

hiya! Come and stay with me for a couple of days. I have a party where its an open invitation and you'd be most welcome!

Joshua said...

Cats rock!

If I end up on your side of the pond, I'll have a drink or two with ya. I think I'm just going to stay at the apartment and see what happenes.

Professor said...

Looking fine and hot there!