Banalism

So I never really understood where Steph got ‘banality’ from. But now I do. BLOODY ANALism

So I am officially on holidays. Yay for me. I am pumped. This time tomorrow I’ll be in Queensland. WOO

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Heres the banalism
I like to write lists, when I have lots to do, and cant really forget anything, especially when I’m going on holidays. I think it stems from the fact my mum used to write lists of what to pack when we went on holidays. So we didn’t forget anything.

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Weird trivia bits
I always forget to put pajamas on my list. But I always remember, and they always end up there, on the bottom of the list, and I cross it out just after I write it on there.
I always put my list on the list too, so that when I’m packing to return, I know I wont forget anything.

Things to do tonight
Write list of things for babysitter to do with kids (and by that I mean cats) when I’m away.
Put porn away (can’t have that sitting around for the babysitter)
Write list of things to pack (see sublist – things to pack)
Get clothes off line (glad I stuck them under the verandah. Sydeny thinks this is a great time to have Melbourne weather)
Clean litter tray and give baby #2 her tablet
Do dishes, general tidy and clean bathroom
Set alarm
Put some of the stuff in the car
Put toilet paper in toilet (well not IN the toilet, just in the toilet cubicle/room)
Pack
Bring bins in
Burn CDS
Do ‘hair removal’ including eyebrows
Get number for internet company that’s supposed to credit $212 back to my bastard card
Go online and check bank balance
Lay out clothes for tomorrow
Clean fridge
Get directions

Sublist – things to pack
Jeans x 4
Tops x 6
Skirt x1
Quality tops x 4
Quality jeans x 2
Underwear
Bras
Socks
Boots
Jumper
Jackets x2
Pajamas
Formal dress (its too big for me now. I’m going to give it to a very good friend of mine, who says she never has anything nice to wear and calls herself a fat c*nt. Its gorgeous. I think she’d love it)
Pillows x 3
Blanket
Blank CDs (I’m going pillaging)
Asthma meds
Vitamins
Carb blockers
Contraceptive pill
Condoms (box of 12! I was considering my vibe, but this would be SO much more fun)
Wallet
Phone
Phone charger
Make up
Contact case w/ solution
Jewellery
Shower gel
Shampoo and conditioner
Moisturiser
Razor
Hairbrush & Hair ties
Toothbrush and toothpaste
Leave in conditioner
Loofah
Glasses
Energy drinks
Eye drops
deoderant
Noodles
Protein bars
Facial Scrub
Facial Moisturiser
Alcamahol
Kite (not just any kite. It’s a STUNT kite)


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