I got nothing. Here's a college story instead. This one is inspired by steph's most recent post. Thankfully it wasn't me.
We had a fancy dress dinner for halloween in my first year. Of course, being college, there were some guys who jumped at the chance to put on a dress, or be wrapped up in toilet paper. Two of these ended up seated at our table, hitting on my tall, blonde mate sitting opposite them. Halfway through a joke she chokes, and coughs powdered pavlova all over the two of them. I will never forget the way some crumbs curved perfectly through the air, shooting straight towards these two. Nor will I forget the looks on their faces. DirtyDaniel looked outright disgusted, while HotBrad manged to look politely baffled.
HotBrad was worried as the little black dress he was wearing (BTW, which only came halfway up his chest) belonged to our RA and he thought he was going to have to get it professionally cleaned. Feli asked him which brand it was, as a measure of how much the dress was worth, and thus how much should be spent on cleaning. HotBrad replied with "I think the tag says size 10."
Boys!
4 comments:
Bahahaha! I love that. At least mine was only a tiny bit of lettuce. Pav would have been a shocker.
Wait. Size 10 isn't the brand? WTF???? : )
sweet jesus, I don't think its safe to delve into all my cough, sneeze, mucus, spatial incoherance issues! Although having powdered pav coughed onto you is a new one!
I couldn't watch last nights sicko Friday Night Live Games for more than five minutes without a good ol' dry retch, so with a sympathetic stomach like that you can just imagine how much fun I've had in the past!
Steph - it was powdered pav, kinda like a cloud proepelled at force.
Chuck - He said something similar himself
Kez - I've known someone to eat eyeballs. Just for the 'fun' of it, and a $20 incentive.
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