Well. He came into work today. The first time I've seen him since he told me about his girlfriend. And on the surface nothing has changed. He used to have me assist him, but since I was completely flat out today, and while I was away he had to do the work himself, I let him work alone. He came down just before we left. Just before I got changed from my oversized, unflattering overalls, into my slamming hot dress. And just before I left, I made sure to go talk to him about locking up. I just 'happened' to open the door all the way, which just 'happened' to give him a full view. And then I just 'happened' to walk away, without him seeing how big that dress makes my butt look!!!
If you're gonna fuck with someone, make sure you wear protection.
I'm NOT going to make this a long term mind fuck. I do still like the guy, and I would like to keep this as a friendship. But he led me on, so I'm gonna make him twist in the wind. Just for a little while.
Have you ever had a brain fart? When your brain randomly puts something together in a bubble and pops it an inopportune time? I had one of them today. It was a memory-fart.
When I was in year seven we had an assignment for science. We had to take some force (gravity, inertia etc), research it and make a presentation based on it. My group had inertia. I remember that. One group, consisting mostly of girls I went to primary school with, had static electricity. And they made a song. For some reason today, this memory fart popped and released it. I choose to share here.
(To the tune of "With a girl like you")
I want, to spend my life, with electrostatic.
And, get zapped all day, in the windy weather
Get-ting zapped is fun
Come on and join in everyone
Getting zapped by static
My love to you all.