Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Bits and blobs.

I've decided to do the smut post a week early. I'm quite busily composing it. Its quite hot. Maybe even the hottest one to date. He hasn't even gotten in the front door yet and I've had to have some 'me time.' And its not going to be written 'he/she'. Its going to be written from the first person. Which will be a bit different.

So be warned. This weekend, my blog is not going to be worksafe.


About Iceman. Nothing happened. At least, not in the way everybody's thinking. We met at a dancing thing. And I forgot just how much of a flirt I could be. Damn, it was full on flirting. He wandered off from his best mate and followed me into the kitchen to get a drink. And we chatted each other up.

Sunday marked 11 months since I last rode a big fat cock. And I am sure as hell not going to let it get to a year.


Excellent news! I found out today that one of my besties in high school is pregnant! I'm so excited for her. Its bittersweet for me, and I must confess I shed a few tears because she's going to have what I have missed out on. But I couldn't wish it on a nicer person. She's going to be a great mum and I wish her all the best.


Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

My groin is tinglin’ already in expectation!

You just chatted Iceman up and he didn’t even feel you up? Sorry, darlin’, maybe he is too cold?

Eleven months? Jeez, child, I hope you don’t approach my record! You are much too young to be celibate!

Congratulations to your pregnant bestie!

Josh said...

So if it has been 11 months since a big fat cock, how long since a small shriveld one?

Good luck with defrosting the iceman.

Looking forward to the smut!

Effortlessly Average said...

So... any prospects in mind on the riding the meat pole front? Or do you just plan to grab the first guy you find attractive? And to round out my trifecta of questions, why the hell aren't you my next door neighbor?! It's been waaaay too long for me too, but it's a lot harder for men to get laid than women (well, unless you live in Nevada or have a famous face). sigh.

Anyway, your smut story sounds intriguing. I won a smut story contest once when I was younger. Strange that as much as I like to write, the thing I'm most suited for seems to be writing for Penthouse Letters. I mean, of course all those letters are real.

Captain Smack said...

6 months is a dry spell, and then by 9 months it's officially considered a drought. You better hurry up and get some soon, because at 12 months you enter the "dust bowl" phase. Some people get lost in the dust bowl and never make it back.

Webmiztris said...

holy shit, girl, you need to get some!

Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

I cannot wait for the smut post. Not worksafe my ass...i'm STILL reading it here! ;)

Spiky Zora Jones said...

Phish...smut post and the hawtest ever? YAY!

My girl is in so much trouble, because after I read your smut post...Well, let's just say it's quite a work out.

It's been 11 months since you rode a fat cock...babes hop on it. And don't forget to let us know when the vigil is offically over. Oh and don't forget the details.

Ciao babes.

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

Well, your doors open, one of mine just closed.

One of my f**kbuddies, just got back with her ex.

Lovely little redhead she was as well.

Cazzie!!! said...

Gr8 your friend is pregnant...give her huggs.... lol, nothing happened with the iceman....cold hands = warm hearty you know!

fingers said...

Happy Anniversary, Phish.
I can't remember what you get someone that hasn't had her whiskers poked for 11 months.
How about a petrified clam...

Kitty said...

Eleven months?


The Man at the Pub said...

But have you had any little skinny cock? I can't help you with one of them..

*Har Har...falls of barstool laughing at myself.

Desirea Madison said...

My last sexual encounter was 11 months ago too, although the next one may be coming up soon.

Keshi said...

Good flirting is good for the health ;-)

btw check my update on my friend. tnxx for ur great advice hun!

And congratts to ur friend!


Effortlessly Average said...

Ok. I've been going through my blog roll today, reading y'all's comments and I have to say I'm miffed. In the blogosphere there are aaaalll kinds of women looking to knock boots. Yet here's this totally available, fully functional guy here who can't seem to cross paths with that kind of woman. Damn, what gives?

Could it be me? No, can't be. wondering still

Sgt said...

I'd offer my services, but it looks like I'm 16th in line here.

Well that and the whole being married part.

Good luck with the Iceman.

JP said...

Why is is so hard for people to find each other? You're clearly smart, funny, interesting, and of course, passionate!

If I were 20 years younger, single, and lived in Austrailia, I'd love to meet you! I wouldn't be so presumptioius to assume I'd meet your standards, but I'd have been willing to give it a try!

yrautca said...

so you havent ridden a big fat cock, or you havent ridden cock period. cuz the two are very different situations. i say buy a big fat dildo.

Anonymous said...

oh my gosh, isnt' JP the nicest man?!!! get his number Phish :)

Lill said...

We can only hope that your drought is broken by a the looks of this commment page there is no shortage of volunteers. Look forward to the smut post, you know we are all hanging out now.

RAFFI said...

break the cycle, phish. we need smut, we need smut, we need smut!!

phishez_rule said...

Nick - he did cop a feel. A little.

Josh - Too long.

Effortless - There are a few prospects. I've never been a 'wham bam thank you mam' kinda gal, so it won't be a random. I might be your neighbor. Where do you live?

Smack - I have stopped myself from completely drying out...

Miztris - some? I need to get alot!

Stacy - Do you have a shower you can use for afterwards?

SZJ - 'hop on it'. Haha. I will

Ingsoc - ONE of? Then you've still got others.

Cazzie - not yet anyways.

Fingers - I think wood is the first year gift isn't it?

Kitty - my sentiments exactly.

TMAP - you's funny

Desi - 'may be'. Hell, you're damn hot youself. Go get some!

Keshi - I saw the update. Glad you're dealing with it.

Effortless - Of course its not you. You just need to spend less time blogging and more time meeting the lay-dies.

SGT - I dunno, married men are very appealing. If you're that kind of girl. Which I'm not.

JP - Yeah, I'm also fat.

Y - I've already got one. Actually, I've got a few.

Betty - yeah, he's so selfless.

Lill - yeah, its gonna be good.

Raffi - you get smut even if I don't get any action.