ummmm - how about "Why a gay man is a girl's best friend?" or vice versa...But you know, make it sound less... stupid.Coz I am so not having the ideas today. I spelled evaluate wrong twice on the board... and both times it was different in its wrongness.
How about "Breaking Phishes MFZ - 10 step plan from the Biotch"Alternately,"The best bits of being the Biotch!"or "Give or take, what rocks the Biotch boat?"I look forward to what ever we get. I am sure it will be a good fun read.
Why not just let the Biotch ramble aimlessly like I do... It couldn't be any worse! Or ask the Biotch what his hopes and dreams are for our future together, or get himm to do a colourful commentary on your vibe collection, or something. How is it possible that you are short of an idea?
I vote for Life with Phish, first. Then, he can go ahead and write whatever he feels like.
"are you a good biotch or a bad biotch?" a wiz of oz inspired post."what have you done for phish lately? ooh-ooh-ooh yeah" (you have to sang it to feel it - no, not sing - sAng)
Perhaps a day in the Life of Phish- he could follow you around and keep up a running commentary of everything that you do.
Hey...How about "A day in the life of Phish"? From the very moment that alarm clock goes off...Action! Tell us all about it...if its not interesting right off the bat...make it so. Feel free to say how it should be...your hands are untied and if you want to lie...you go and lie. It's all about the play, baby. Sorry I got carried away. hey if that doesn't interest you...let's go with a kind of LOGO documentary. Call it, "Who's the biotch?" or "Gaydar, Myth or fact." Answer all the questions you think gays or straights or middle of the roads have on this question? I don't normally like labels...but what the hell, huh.Ciao babes...
What about, "Sexy and Confidant..yep..that's MOI!!!"
Hey I just went through the comments and 'Princess of the Universe' ahead of me has the same brilliant idea...with "A day in the life of Phish." Hey Princess...two thumbs up on that idea. ciao.
How about some skin care tips?
NO clue! Maybe how she feels about your couch?
So, you're looking for other peoples' suggestions for a post someone else is going to write ??Are you the laziest cunt on the net right now...
MissE - That sounds like a good idea.Josh - Have I inherited the MFZ then?Kez - I'm not short of ideas. I just really like the interaction. Plus, this way everyone get to know something about me, from an outsiders perspective.Itelli - it would run something like 'phish has red hair, won't let me see her naked, and won't let me watch her porn.' And then shift to the weather.Jali - good ideas.Princess - alarm goes off. Hit snooze repeatedly for 20 minutes.SZJ - Gaydar is real. At least, he thinks it is.Cazzie - Noice!Mutley - Not that good of an idea. He gets tips from me.Jenny - well its covered in cat fur and he's allergic to cats... so I'd say sneezy.Fingers - Yep.
hmm what abt where you can find a gayfriend? Seems like all cool gals have gaybestfriendsI wanna sign up for the list to!
I vote for 'life with phish'
"couch odors" by biotchhow biotch entertains phishezis biotch really a biotch?
Why oprah is evil.
How he earned the nickname "biotch".
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