Friday, September 21, 2007

The Girlie Gang!

I'm part of a gang. Well, maybe not, but it definitely feels that way. We're rough, and tough, and we love our sex. We'll stand around gossiping for hours on end until we see something that we can screw, and then the claws come out.

You know those stereotypical guy gangs that women are intimidated to walk past. Thats us. But in reverse. The guys are afraid to walk past us.

It starts with an innocent 'Hey baby, you're hot.' Which someone then responds to 'Youse got a nice arse,' and the offer is put forward 'Do you wanna wear my legs as a scarf?' And then it all ends with a call of 'Show us ya cock!'

And if we're successful and we do actually get to see cock, we go gaga. We tell you all of its virtues and what we'd like to do to it. Its win-win. The penis bearer gets a massive ego boost, and we get to see cock!

So who is this gang? You ask. Well obviously its me. But there's also Smack, Kitty, and Jenny. There are a few other girls who have joined in at times.

And it all happens here. Be warned through, its not safe for work.

Oh, did I mention we're always looking for new cocks to perve on?

20 comments:

Josh said...

I don't know if i could ever get involved in that...it seems so cheap and degrading.

I don't know, treating us men like meat to be poked and prodded into sexual slavery, what is wrong with the world?

Josh said...

Geez, seems like I don't know much, like how I started the first sentence for example..Beer please waiter!

Kitty said...

Phish! I knew you were talking about us dirty byatches before I got to the end of the first sentence baby,

Giddy up.x

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

We all have our hobbies and obsessions. At one time mine was pussy. Unfortunately, as an old dude who can’t remember the last time he was laid, the only pussy I stroke these days is small, furry, and named Alex (the feline who owns me).

Josh said...

Hey Nick, sounds like you phishing for a sympathy shag....let me know if it works out for you!

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Josh,

I'm too old for any shaggin'.

Crashdummie said...

omg áre u guyz for real?! haha that's simply wonderful. and as you said, seems like a winwin situation...

Kelly said...

It is almost a win win... except those of us without a man to shag in real life just get frustrated.

Bad Bob said...

I have two cocks. Yup, that's right, two. A little bitty one I go to the bathroom with and a great big one I could brush your teeth with.

mutleythedog said...

I for one value this hard work as a genuine artistic contribution to the world. I have a similar feature on my blog... but its only me..

Betty Boob Hug said...

I had to have a chuckle because when I was reading this I thought you meant your gang really does sit on a corner in the street and wolf whistle men walking past. hahah! And I was thinking to myself, "What fun!"

Just had a brief look at your penee collection. holy burgers batman, you got some penis on there girl!!

Betty Boob Hug said...

just had another "quick look" at your penis page, you know, just for medicinal purposes. Wanted to say thanks for the laugh and the memories of what the male genitalia looks like. You girlies have obviously been having lots of fun with it, hahah.

Miss Smack said...

oh man, it makes it really clear as well as much bolder I'd be online than in real life. I'd never ever do that in real life.

phishez_rule said...

Josh - wow, a guy who DOESN'T want to be treated like my personal sex slave... what is the world coming to?

Kitty - i'm proud to have you as part of my filthy horn bag gang.

Nick - you're never too old for ANY shaggin.

Crashie - Yep. We really do this. Are you gonna join our gang too?

Kelly - hey, at least it gives us a reminder about what a penis looks like.

Bob - we'll be the judge of that. If you're game to put your pen where your cock is.

Mutley - You need to share the love.

Betty - Are you gonna join our little club too?

Smack - neither would I. Well, not to that extent. I can get pretty aggressive when I'm really ready to go.

yrautca said...

seems like i need to move down under cuz i havent seen a gang like that here.

phishez_rule said...

Y - well you can be subjected to it if you want.

Effortlessly Average said...

Ok, now that I'm single, why can't I meet women like this? A little cock worship is always win/win.

Nocturnal said...

You guys should get together and dress up as nuns while your cock hunting, that would be YouTube video material hands down.

Cheers

phishez_rule said...

Effortless - well, send us a pic and we'll keep you happy.

Nocturnal - you know, that would be a great idea!

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

You and your friends represent the zenith of female evolution.