No, the only thing worth adding may be some sauerkraut to garnish it.What an idiot...
ROFL!how abt adding some hot oil? I mean massage oil haha!Keshi.
Thank God for weird people. Absent them, the news would never fail to bore me.
Well if we're going to add sauerkraut we may as well include a bun. And a beer to wash it all down.
Policeman: "can you describe it sir?"Butcher: "Well it was long, natural looking, and quite veiny."Policeman: "I was talking about the sausage sir."LOL! I like how the spokesman suggests using a loaf of bread instead.
Phish, can I steal your revolving wish thread idea? It's high-larious!!!
I lived in Germany for two years and can believe it.
on the receiving end, one would have to suck each one to identify the dildo from the sausage.
As opposed to Phish, who's more embarrassed about her eating habits than her diddling habits and likes to hide her German sausages in her dildo when she travels...
LMAO..too bloody hillarious, thanks love :)
between this guy and the dude that got caught breaking into some woman's house with a vaccumn cleaner and toilet detergent as lube - oh my gosh the world has gone depravity MAD.I myself wish for the simpler days of wham, bam, thank you maam. no accessories or chemical solvents needed.
Josh - On the sausage or the dildo?Keshi - That'd cook his sausage!Bug - If it weren't for the weird people, I'd pay no attention to the news at all!Muse - It would definitely be worth eating then.Col - Yeah. I laughed at that line too! What the hell! You'd definitely notice the change in weight then.Belle - go for it. Just let me know when you do so I can drop by.Nick - Its funny because its true!Yructa - I dunno. I've never had sex with a sausage.Fingers - your point being...?Cazzie - Glad you liked it.Betty - I haven't heard of that one.
And Betty - I myself wish for the simpler days of wham, bam, thank you maam. no accessories or chemical solvents needed. Not even if they're battery operated?
oh there is always room for battery operated I suppose ;)the news happened a few days ago when a guy in QLD got caught breaking into a woman's house and using her vaccum cleaner and this wooden stick a toilet cleaning thing for his sex aids. I'm trying to think who blogged about it as well...he is on one of my links.obviously, you know, the man was on ice and off his banana tree - but he went to an awful lot of trouble for his masturbatory practice!
Smuggling dildos into Dubai via sausage. That really sounds like a Hunter S. Thompson short story.
It's like a matroushka sausage >:)
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