Have you considered the new and experimental surgery being tried in Eastern Europe? They can now take that two inches of length out of your torso and put it back into your legs.
The downside is now your skirts will be too short but that is a small price to pay.
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Have you considered the new and experimental surgery being tried in Eastern Europe? They can now take that two inches of length out of your torso and put it back into your legs.
The downside is now your skirts will be too short but that is a small price to pay.
Woo hoo, comment moderation is off so I can filth, flarn filth and smut to my hearts content!
Opps, better pull that top up again, I think I just saw nipple.
I wish I had an extra inch too.
I have the same damn problem!
Josh - Comment moderation is a pain in the arse!
Pie - that extra inch always comes in handy.
Michael - you need an extra inch at the bottom too?
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