Thursday, September 13, 2007

The Singlemma

Singlemma, n. (sin-GLeh-ma)
  1. The dilemma caused by wearing a short singlet. Often heightened in the presence of muffin top.
You pull it down at the bottom, it goes down at the boobs. You pull it up at the boobs, it goes up at the bottom.


Is it too hard to put an extra inch of fabric at the bottom so I don't have to do this ALL day?


Josh said...

Have you considered the new and experimental surgery being tried in Eastern Europe? They can now take that two inches of length out of your torso and put it back into your legs.

The downside is now your skirts will be too short but that is a small price to pay.

Josh said...

Woo hoo, comment moderation is off so I can filth, flarn filth and smut to my hearts content!

Opps, better pull that top up again, I think I just saw nipple.

Pie said...

I wish I had an extra inch too.

Michael C said...

I have the same damn problem!

phishez_rule said...

Josh - Comment moderation is a pain in the arse!

Pie - that extra inch always comes in handy.

Michael - you need an extra inch at the bottom too?