I had a moment today. A moment that makes you stop for half a second and wonder if the monkey controlling your brain has become intoxicated or fled the scene due to overzealous farting.
I looked damn good this morning. Fabulous. Hot even! Wearing jeans (tag says black, I say dark blue), with gold embroidered/sequin/bead butterflies on right hip, butt, and left leg. And a fitted black (I agree with this tag) polo, with a huge gold metallic print butterfly splashed across the chest. And my new boots. They're black. I have a shitty camera phone.
For the guys playing at home - blood red lace boyleg and matching bra.
Hot right?
And I have recently learned how to walk up and down stairs without looking like a drunk yeti and drunk monkey respectively.
So I was walking (read: strutting) into work today. Having managed to get from my car to the front door, walking both up and down stairs, without looking like a drunken anything. And I'm thinking I'm hot schitt. When I reach for the door the woman behind me says something about my shoes. I look down and feel smug pride. I'm so proud of my shoes.
And then the monkey in my skull wakes up and puts what she says together. I still have the stickers on the bottom of my shoes. BOTH of them. Ooops. All I can respond with is 'they're very new.' How lame.
Cue the running away of the smug pride as my ego magically diminishes.
At least she noticed my boots.
******
I got tagged by Ingsoc.
Three things I like about summer
- I can show off my tats
- Sunshine, gardening and general lazing about wearing minor clothing
- cold showers. I never said I was normal.
Three things I dislike
- Shaving legs
- My inability tan
- Freaking hotness
Warm much?
14 comments:
Again, we want photographs!!!
Have I changed ny name of late, btw?
Love the boots...I wear RMs nearly everyday :)
Oooh, I like the chocolatey-browness that your boots have shown up as on the camera phone. But I'm sure they're very nice in black too.
Those are some kick-ass boots. And that person had to be staring pretty hard at them to notice the stickers. That just goes to show how hot they are.
And yaay pic :)
-N
You are adorable and I want, want, want me a pair of them thar boots, girlie! Damn adorable!!!!!!!!
Once, someone noted that the sticker on the bottom of my boots read DISPLAY. Yes, I'm cheap. I got a discount on them.
ha! I've left the tags on by accident before! how embarrasing to see the $39.99 slashed to $29.99 down to $19.99 down to $9.99; no? lol
Which tats? :)
Cool boots. As to the sticker thing - almost as bad as having the sale/size tag sticking out of your clothes.
Sweet boots! I think so, anyway . . .
I don't know much about fashion. I'm wearing a member's only jacket right now.
LOVE THEM, they are gorjus!!
I once still had stickers on my undies and I went to my gynae appt and HE took the sticker off ans said, "New undies? Sticker QC 47" LOL, quality control sticker ...LOL.
Ingsoc - I have no idea what you're talking about *whistles aimlessly*
Scorpy - I wear blundstones at work. I go from hot boots to work boots. Its quite strange
Mel - you can thank my crap camera for that.
Natalia - I'm not that slack on pictures (am I?)
Prof - yes, yes they are.
Mist - a bargain is a bargain. And it allows you to save money so you can buy another pair of shoes faster!
Miztris - If you look closely you can still see the damn tags on the boots.
Lowry - I have two, on my back. I'll eventually blog about them
Grunt - if I gave a damn it would have been mortifying
Kenneth - its pretty hard to screw up boots. Not impossible, but difficult.
Cazzie - you win.
I hear you on that inability to tan bit. I often think about how nice it would be to have a little melanin to call my own.
hey is that you under the covers?
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