My day so far
8:00 alarm goes off. Turn it off
8:15 second alarm goes off. Hit snooze
8:20 alarm goes off. Turn it off and play with cat.
8:30 get out of bed, dress, do hair, brush teeth. Brush teeth again
9:00 dentist appointment. Two x-rays, a full mouth scan, one filling dug out and replaced, and a new one put in. Am informed that there are three more spots of minor decay. I love Australia's dental healthcare system*.
10:00 health care fund declines to pay dental bill. Call health care fund
10:15 still on hold
10:20 health care fund changes their mind. Instead of paying $419, pay $35. Smile alot, and possibly drool too
10:30 home. Buy tickets. Text people.
11:00 - 12:00 Blog, email people, download porn
12:00 decide may as well go to gynae today and get the foul scrape** over with.
12:30 shower. Shave armpits, legs and 'kini line. Clog razor multiple times and vow to keep 'kini line trimmer.
1:00 leave for doctor
1:20 in doctors surgery. Wait 10 minutes and get seen***. She violates me****. Get prescription refills for asthma meds, referral for STI screening. She won't give me contraceptive implant or HPV vaccination. Walk out with a vadge full of cheap arsed nasty doctor lube. Enjoy that thought boys.
1:45 take referral to pathology area. Nobody else there. Excellent. Will be seen soon.
2:00 anytime now. The nurse from the x-ray area says they should be around.
2:15 Where the fuck are these people?
2:30 she comes in, telling x-ray nurse she had to get her hair dyed. Comes in sniffing and coughing and spluttering. Puts her dirty hands all over my arm and steals my blood.
2:35 mouth feels fine. Dental anaesthetic has worn off. No pain, but have a dull ache from having mouth wide open for so long*****. Go shopping. Buy hot red babydoll top with faux halter that has hanky hem and shows lots of boob and doesn't make me look pregnant. Its on sale. Try on same top in mint green but I'm too pale. Tried on two pairs pinstripe pants. Same style, different sizes. Both gave me massive camel toe and were saggy in bum.
2:50 buy lunch. Chinese.
3:00 home. Eat lunch. Compose blog.
3:30 feel gross from lunch.
3:50 publish blog.
*Sarcasm. Its non existent. If I had access to health care when I was a poor student this would have been kept on top of.
**The scrape is not of something foul. The scrape itself is foul.
***Nuding up in front of a woman is by far THE MOST surreal experience I have ever had. I have no idea why women want to go to a woman for that. Women shouldn't play with my pink bits. From now on, I'll have my male GP do it.
**** Its kinds like getting vaccinations in high school. We all went in dreading the needle, and all came out bitching about how the polio goop tasted. Its the anticipation that kills you.
*****There are better ways to get a sore jaw.