Friday, June 29, 2007

Your holidays begin now

Its no secret. I hate my job. Its menial. I like to think. Its underpaid and I feel that I am underappreciated. I'm sure I've bitched about this before, but my supervisor doesn't even know what I know. So he'll spend an hour explaining something to me that I understood at first glance. Or I'll understand something, explain it to him, have him go talk to someone with a PhD to get them to explain it to him, and come back and explain to me everything I already told him! I shit you not. This actually happened.

So I've been applying for jobs in research. I figure I have a science degree (even though it is only an applied science degree) so I might be able to weasel my way in as a technical assistant or something like it, and get some on the job training. I didn't think that I had what it takes to make it in that way, but once Green Eyes learned that I am degree qualified, he provided much encouragement. He seems to honestly think that I am definitely able to make it in that field, going as far as to be a reference for me.

I have recently seen a job that is perfect. And I applied. Applications closed yesterday. I got a call back today and arranged an interview for next week. My first reaction was to jump around and scream and yell. I even bit my knuckle. I was so excited. Then came the dancing.

I immediately texted Green Eyes and a current workmate (who had the day off)
"I have an interview. Cue crazy Jim Carrey like jumping around, air punching and humping, screaming 'yes YES YEEES' in about three different inflections!"

Just what I need on my last hour of work before holidays!

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Moving on

I don't know about you, but that position looks murderous on her hips. And his bum looks absurdly small.

21 comments:

Sakura said...

Good luck with the interview, I am sure you will kick arse.

As for the loverly picture, I couldn't help but laugh so loud I think the people walking past my windo got a little bit of a shock. How funny is the expression on Barbie's face?

Thank god it's friday, bring on the drinking.

Pie said...

Good luck! Don't let the bastards get you down.

Ha, Barbie pr0n! I've always found she's able to bend into position for any other toy: wrestling figures, the Incredible Hulk, Buzz Lightyear...

Sharnee said...

good luck with the interview!!

I am slightly concerned about Ken -- all his muscles seem to be flexed at the same time (oh how dirty!) which cant be good... for ones muscles.

Scorpy said...

Happy Hols....I started yesterday for one week :)

poody said...

Good luck and have fun on holiday where will you go?

Mister Underhill said...

Well, my word of the day seems to be arbitrary, but - that's how interviews and hiring are.

You never know who will hire you. I have been passed over for dozens of positions, only to be hired for my current job where none of my experience is of any actual use!

So, you never know. The people who get good jobs are by and large not the best qualified, but they spend tons of time looking for jobs.

So, you are virtually guaranteed to get something if you try hard enough, is the moral of the story....

Spiky Zora Jones said...

Hey...good news. Good luck on your job interview next week.

Walk in...smile warmly, it makes people feel comfortable with you. I know they will offer you that job.

Enjoy your holiday...later.

Kelly said...

GOOD LUCK! Don't be intimidated, be confident and be sure to thank them for the opportunity.

I have faith you will be moving up and on!!

Oestre-Bunny said...

Ha ha his bum is ridiculously small! And that position isn't as hard on the hips as you'd think!

Good luck with the interview! Well done :)

Mister Underhill said...

It's actually quite a nice positiont hat allows for very deep penetration....

phishez_rule said...

Sakura - sickness and brokeness mean I can't go drinking :(

Pie - I didn't find it as porn. I was browsing a condom website looking for freebies and this was in their 'position of the month'

Sharnee - maybe he's coming?

Scorpy - getting up to anything?

Poody - my sister is coming up.

Mr U - I've been unemployed, for 8 months. I know

SZJ - I've been told i interview well

Kelly - So do I, but how soon is another thing

Oestre - I've done it, I don't remember how my hips handled it because I was having too much fun

Mr U (again) - I've seen the pictures. You don't need a position to allow for deep penetration.

Chucky said...

Good luck with the interview!

I hope it all works out.

Betty Boob Hug said...

Good luck with the interview next week - bloody exciting.

I hate men with tiny bottoms, they look so silly when pumping into a decent-sized girl. Ken doll needs to get him some junk in his trunk!

mutleythedog said...

My first visit toyour blog -hope it all goes well...

RAFFI said...

congrats on the interview... good luck! btw, that position is one of my favorite. yeah, his ass is not proportional to his massive thighs. he does have nice hair, though.

Lavender said...

Good luck with the interview! And heres hoping you wont have to wait ages to find out how you went, Cheers!

Mister Underhill said...

The more excited a woman is, the further back her cervix retracts...so as you can imagine I have quite a ways to penetrate ;)

phishez_rule said...

Chucky - It would be nice

Betty - I like to have something to grab onto.

Mutley - Thanks

Raffi - so long as his hair is nice its all ok.

Lavendar - I don't think I will have to wait too long

MrU - really? Please. Explain how vagina's work to me.

The Ego said...

Barbie and Ken need to do a bit of yoga if they want to aspire to better positions.

honkeie2 said...

I can do better...ankle to her ear-lodes

Chai said...

Good luck! Fingers, toes, eyes and all appendages crossed for you.