I always have fun when it comes to the biotch. We go shopping together, bitch about guys and catch movies. Its a blast because we check guys out, encourage each other and stop each other when necessary. We also have a system with checking out. We spot one which might be interesting, direct the other to it, and look away. The other then checks it out, comments, and looks away. Then its the firsts turn to look.
It gives us both a chance to perve, without being really obvious.
Last night we went to dinner before catching a movie (Knocked Up. Excellent). I was sitting there talking to the Biotch when this really hot guy walked in. I saw him immediately and simply said 'purple shirt guy' and let him have his run. He agreed the guy was ok (I thought freaking hot, but he was my type) and commented that he'd come in with a girl.
Purple shirt guy left the girl to order, and made a beeline for the seat next to me. Before he'd even sat down he started to chat me up. I responded politely. He hadn't even noticed that I was dining with a guy. I know this because after about two minutes of trying he started to ask me something, glanced over, saw the biotch and kinda went 'oh, don't worry' in a very apologetic tone.
During this I was wondering if the girl he came in with was his girlfriend. Cuz if she wasn't, I was so in. I found out very quickly that she was. She was all over him. Like she was marking his territory.
I know this guy was a player. And it made me feel kinda cheap to have him even try to chat me up when his chickie was in visible range. He definitely set off my play-dar. Which is quite well tuned.
Ladies. If you feel the need to mark your territory, dump it. You don't need to mark it if its really yours. Also if he doesn't initiate any affection when in public, and doesn't respond with anything other than obligation when you do, dump it. Unless you like putting a broken heart back together.