So I was just whipping up a quick dinner before I head off to dancing. Chicken in the oven? Check. Veges chopped and "pre-baking" in microwave - cauliflower, pumpkin, sweet potato, carrot? Check.
All set. Excellent. I had a bit of time to kill, so I decided to cut up some whole chicken breast and freeze it. Its a time/money saver to do this when you're single. Anyhoo, all of a sudden, as I'm chopping away, I can smell something... interesting.
Something very personal.
Something that I always hope to god nobody else smells.
I could smell my vibrator drawer.
In my kitchen.
I have to explain that smell right now. Actually, now that I think about it, it would probably be best to have explained what the smell was like earlier. Say at the beginning of the post.
It smells kinda like sex. But obviously only the girl side. Its not as salty and heavy smelling as couple sex. I clean them after use. Obsessively. My toys are clean. Let me reiterate. MY TOYS ARE FUCKING CLEAN. Or maybe I should say 'my fucking toys are clean'. Either way, it amounts to the same thing. The smell isn't strong. In fact, the only time you can smell it is when you've pretty much got your face in there, or just after you open it after its been closed for a very long time (which never happens).
So why the fuck am I smelling it in the kitchen? It was the cauliflower. Microwaved cauliflower smells kinda sweet, and I guess the raw chicken added the fleshy smell. Creepy huh?
I can only imagine the google searches that are going to link to this post.