Penis secret is on. It is so on. Here are the 'guidelines'
#1 - Write secret on penis
#2 - Take picture
#3 - Email to phishez_rule@hotmail.com
#4 - Check back
Simple!
This is supposed to be a fun site, not a porn site. So NO CUMSHOTS. They will not be posted. I will name and shame anyone who sends me a cumshot.
All entries will be posted anonymously.
25 comments:
can men write on their own willies? won't they have trouble with doing it by themselves? I will be checking in every day to find out.
Please men, prove me wrong.
I already know one guy who is (in his own words) 'up' for it.
No dice, baby.
The CIA tatooed the identity of Kennedy's killer on my wing-wang in '64.
To this day, only the surgeon who performed the circumcision knows the secret.
Meanwhile, I'm stuck with 'IT WAS...' on my noodle...
I can finish that statement for you. 'It was big once.'
C'mon. You left yourself open to that one.
You are not going to post pictures of knobs are you?
I bet you most of the ones that people send, aren't really theirs.
Yep. Call me low brow but I'm not seeing enough penis of late. I'd like to take this time to point out that the email I'm getting people to send to is not my proper email addy.
Oh no, I'm going to embarass myself even more than normal. Ok, I might send you one but it'll have to be after I finish work.
Pie, you can be my first. You'll be special.
Expect a lot of miror writing. But I wonder if you'll get any before and after shots eg seal in the before shot becomes sensational in the after.
Participation is optional, I hope.
I can't really see why anyone would want to look at todgers.
Lad - I did mine in the mirror. You have to write backwards.
Ingsoc - Yes, it is optional. And for a comparison, why does anybody want to look at breasts?
OK, so, what is a penis? What is it's purpose?
I have too many possible secrets to put on my man meat. Maybe I can get one of thos 3-D pictures that rotates. And besides I do not need my wive going across a picture of Captian Morgan on the net, and yes she would know it was mine lol
The title is priceless. Lovely idea. Gives the girlies something to look at. Make those secrets good boys! :-P
LOL!
Well, I just hope I don't run out of room for my secret, but I don't think it will be a problem ;)
Unfortunately my camera is broken, but once I have a camera I will take a shot at it. Not a cumshot, though.
Oh yay! This is gonna be good!
xx
oh boy I am so excited!
Wow, writing on your own penis is more difficult than I thought. Um, note: do not use a biro next time.
I dont know what to say..... :-)
The penis mightier than the sword.
That is all.
I will refrain from joining in until widescreen monitors are more common.
(Yes, yes, I know, I'm sorry.)
I am off now, to learn how to be funny.
HA HA HA Hilarious. Phishez, I love it, then you again you know I've always been a fan of the tube steak!
Needless to say I wont be submitting a secret, well not just yet - and I wont be making any tasteless size jokes because that means I either love myself or am insecure about my tiny willy... I'm going to leave that for you to work out! ha ha.
On the other hand I just had a trim the other day, just in time you might say!
I watched a doco on ABC tv the other night about pagan rituals thousands of years ago in England and how they would draw their people on rock faces and give the men these huge thick penis's. In one drawing - the penis was having sex with a horse. The link between a man's penis and a strong, wild animal is unmistakable. Men, use your penis's wisely and wildly.
Neigh!
well I will have to be careful not to load up that post at work... could lead to some interesting conversations with the IT staff...
oh, this is going to be awesome! I can't wait!
Cazzie - a penis is a purely ornamental toy that guys carry around with them.
Honk - Captain Morgan? Now you've gotta put a face to that name.
Kelly - who cares about the secret? Its really an excuse to see penis
MrU - I'm pretty sure spunk would kill your other camera.
Sharnee - Oh, yeah
Poody - lets hope the boys are excited too.
Pie - That would have been funny to watch :)
Chai - I'm sure you have lots to say. Keep it secret though
Cris - Ask pie, apparently the pen is kinda painful.
Kez - well, its not how big it is, its how you use it
Betty - and by wisely you mean take a picture and email it to me
MissE - yes. This one is for home only.
Webmiztris - I'm so excited too!
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