Sunday, July 29, 2007

A ramble where I post pictures of my breasts

I'm not on the pill. There's no real significance (or danger) of that, except for the fact that I usually have no idea where I am in my hormone cycle. Apart from when I'm in the obvious stages. But I have concluded that, right now, I am somewhere near the end. Thank god I thought to buy tampons this week. I almost didn't.

I know this because this morning I intended to do a load of washing. That was all. I had to do ONE load of washing so that I could wear my hot new bras next week. One of my new bras I have named the 'super ultra mega date-night push-up wonder bra'. For obvious reasons. My necklace (who I have named Harry) usually sits comfortably between my breasts. Observe:


Yes boys, go get the tissues. Anyhoo, as I was saying he normally sits quite happily there. When I wear a push up bra he touches both of the girls. Just. When I wear the super ultra mega date-night push-up wonder bra he can't do that. For him to sit in his rightful place, he has to turn himself on his side and wedge himself in between them. SIDEWAYS. I quite like that bra. Its a balconette and when I bend over I don't fall out. Its quite special.

Anyways, I had to do one load of washing today but I ended up doing four, cleaning the toilet and handbasin, vacuuming and mopping the floors, washing the cat bowls, washing the vacuum cleaner bag, changing my bedsheets, cleaning the shower, taking out the garbage, gave myself a facial, shaved, organised my makeup bag, put my jewelry away, organised my bookself, did the dishes and scrubbed the kitchen. OK, so I haven't scrubbed the kitchen yet, but thats only because the floor was still wet and God help you if you walk across my clean, still wet floor and leave footprints. I may also clean out the fridge. Actually I most likely will. The vegie crisper is pretty grotty. But not as bad as this.

So I cleaned. I nested. This place has had the clean that only a woman can do if she's not doing anything else on a certain one day in 28. I still have to clean my desk, but I'm not sure my hormones could handle that.

I just went out to get lunch. I put on make up. I have recently been introduced to liquid eye liner. Which I love to bits. But I figured out why its so damn good. Because when you put it on your eyelid, it runs into your eye and sits at the juncture of your eyeball and eyelid. Thus giving the impression of darkening the eyelid without actually sitting on your skin. Genius! Maybe I should pay more than $3.95 for my eyeliner.

And when I went out to lunch I bought some of the Tomorrow, When the War Began series with a voucher Dad got me for my b'day. Collins has the books in both covers, but I want the original covers, with the barbed wire. So I managed to find one place (of the seven that sell books) in Westfield with the covers I want. And trust me, I looked in all of the other six. So I picked up three of the books today, and I'm going to use the voucher Mum got me to get the rest by mail.

See. I told you I'd ramble.

12 comments:

another place; another time said...

I enjoyed your posts. I'm an old fart...and have had virtually NO idea for decades when I'm going to get that monthly visitor. I can go for months with nothing (and buy several pregnancy tests, Oh, crap!) then, I can have 2 in one month....like when I go back to class reunion and decide to wear the mini-skirt. How typical. Rock on! I enjoy your musings.

Mummy B said...

your nesting make me feel entirely inadequate :oP sheesh! our house doesn't get that much of a do-over in a month let alone one day!!!!!!! goodness girl fly up here and nest in my humble abode next time....if it doesn't fall down in the meanwhile...

I love the Tomorrow When the War Began books! Though I haven't read them through again in years....I think I was a little scared they may not be as awesome to me now that I'm no longer a teenager? Clearly if they appeal to you though then I should be fine! I guess I don't want them to lose that special place in my heart if they seem juvenile to me in retrospect...

Oh and ramble away :) I love to read your rambling's also!

ooooh and whilst we're disclosing our cycle's....implanon has switched my months around....instead of 7 days on and 3 weeks off....I have 2 in one month meaning I get ooooh about 7 days off? I wish I could survive without birth control! dearest husband might get a little shirty though...

UBERMOUTH said...

Wow I just dance. How hedonistic am I?How was your birthday?

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

It is a fine picture.
I'd be lying if I daid otherwise.

Hope you're a happier bunny today.

Desirea Madison said...

I get an email reminder from My Cycle a few days before my period is supposed to start.

http://www.mycycle.com/

AdventuringJen said...

I shouldn't really get started on cycles and the like...
Oooh, lots of book buying, not many things better...but I've never heard of the series, shall have to investigate.Hope it was a satisfying super-cleaning day!

Steph said...

Next time you're pre-menstrual can you come clean my place? I'm having issues with my cleaning chicka, I think she messed with BOB!!!

Betty Boob Hug said...

that really did suck about your birthday. bloody arseholes!

I'm glad you are cheering up and I think you have a lovely plunging neckline!!

Cazzie!!! said...

Excellent ramblings, excellent cleavage...all ticks and no crosses Phish!! Hey, who makes the bra? I am on the market for some newies!!

phishez_rule said...

AP:AT - Thanks. And that must suck, about the cycles being out of whack. They always have horrible timing.

Mummy - those books will always appeal to you if you're immature enough. And screw the hubby. He's not the one that's had the squeeze something the size of a watermelon out of something the size of a lemon. MULTIPLE TIMES.

Uber - dancing is the ultimate stress relief. Except for sex.

Ingsoc - you would.

Desi - I know when I'm due because I only shop once a fortnight. If I didn't get tampons last fortnight I need them this time.

Jen - my chi is quite happy. Or whatever the hell its called.

Steph - um. Eww.

Betty - nice avatar. And I'll pass on the compliments to the bra.

Cazzie - its undercoverwear that makes the bra. But the super mega... that one is from big W, the delta designed range.

The T-Dude said...

Nesting? Yeah, Aunt Flo is coming to visit, a classic sign my wife shows before her period arrives.

honkeie2 said...

there is something hot about a breast picture and a post about women cleaning. mental pictures of women on their hands and knees scrubing the floor. If I ever get a cleaning lady she will have to be old and ugly, other wise the only cleaning she will be doing is the after sex kind.